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Orgazmo · 12-29-2003, 02:40 AM

At a time estimated to be around 9:30 pm (although it could have been as late as 11:00), a vehicle in the road in front of my house was the victim of malicious mixture of teens and eggs. My vehicle, which was sitting a mere 20 feet from the attacked, was left unscathed. I can only imagine that the attacker knew the power that I hold.

Anyway...here are some pictures of the scene.

The back of the vehicle, where the impact is suspected to have originated. The damage is tough to see due to the rain washing away most of the residue.

The roof, on which a few bits of shell reside.

The windshield holds some shell, but nothing too substantial.

The only clue left by the attackers: a badly waterlogged poster of Jenga Fett.

If you have any information that could potentially lead to the beating of one of the culprits, please don't hesitate to share. I, along with Mr. Master Arson, would appreciate your help in this matter. Let's bring these cockmasters to justice.

BigDongedHoe · 12-29-2003, 03:09 AM

Much like I never found out who kindly covered my house in toilet paper I really doubt you'll find out who did the egging.

Ugly Bastard · 12-29-2003, 03:10 AM

I would be a very interested party when it comes to retailiating against the cocktouchers who performed these vicious little acts.

My apologies to our friends in the household who have been touched by this.

-Ugly Bastard

StabMaster Arson · 12-29-2003, 03:40 AM

BDH, I wonder if there's any chance that these attacks are somehow related. It's possible that there's a network of anti-Nubblites running amuck, targeting the property of the elite.

In reality, I will probably never find the rapscallions who perpetrated this ill-meaning act. It's ok though, because if I hadn't seen the shell atop the car, I would have never known that the event occured at all, for the rain had all but washed away all the other evidence.

However, I do plan to make the most of what was left behind and a possible witness description of the culprit vehicle to find the guilty bastards. If I do, rest assured that I will exact vengence in a quick and ruthless manner.

If the guilty party happens across this post tonight, feel free to revel in the cowardly act you committed against me, but if the vehicle description I got happens to be correct, you should start shitting your pants immediately.

BigDongedHoe · 12-29-2003, 03:45 AM

I also wonder if the crimes are somehow related. I don't think they are related however do to how different the crimes committed were. Mine was a blanket of toilet paper where as your's wasone single egg.

If somebody wants to post about TP'ing me as well I'd really appreciate it.

Fruitacious B · 12-29-2003, 11:25 AM

While on the subject of car vandalism. I came out from work the other day to find that I was the proud recipient of three entire splats of chewing tobacco on the back of my car. Mind you, this wasn't the first time this has been done. I believe that the culprits in this one drive four wheelers and/or trucks. Neither of which have anything to do with farming of any sort.

Pertaining to the egging: Kill.

StabMaster Arson · 12-30-2003, 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigDongedHoe:
your's was one single egg.

Interesting, but who said it was a single egg? What do you drive, BDH?
Where were you between 9 and 11 last night?

Niger Angelus · 12-30-2003, 02:01 PM

I wonder if who I saw at...with a bunch of...could have...nah.

12-29-2003, 03:09 AM	#2 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Much like I never found out who kindly covered my house in toilet paper I really doubt you'll find out who did the egging.
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12-29-2003, 03:40 AM	#4 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	BDH, I wonder if there's any chance that these attacks are somehow related. It's possible that there's a network of anti-Nubblites running amuck, targeting the property of the elite. In reality, I will probably never find the rapscallions who perpetrated this ill-meaning act. It's ok though, because if I hadn't seen the shell atop the car, I would have never known that the event occured at all, for the rain had all but washed away all the other evidence. However, I do plan to make the most of what was left behind and a possible witness description of the culprit vehicle to find the guilty bastards. If I do, rest assured that I will exact vengence in a quick and ruthless manner. If the guilty party happens across this post tonight, feel free to revel in the cowardly act you committed against me, but if the vehicle description I got happens to be correct, you should start shitting your pants immediately.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

12-29-2003, 03:45 AM	#5 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	I also wonder if the crimes are somehow related. I don't think they are related however do to how different the crimes committed were. Mine was a blanket of toilet paper where as your's wasone single egg. If somebody wants to post about TP'ing me as well I'd really appreciate it.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

12-29-2003, 11:25 AM	#6 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	While on the subject of car vandalism. I came out from work the other day to find that I was the proud recipient of three entire splats of chewing tobacco on the back of my car. Mind you, this wasn't the first time this has been done. I believe that the culprits in this one drive four wheelers and/or trucks. Neither of which have anything to do with farming of any sort. Pertaining to the egging: Kill.
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12-30-2003, 02:01 PM	#8 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I wonder if who I saw at...with a bunch of...could have...nah.
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12-29-2003, 02:40 AM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	At a time estimated to be around 9:30 pm (although it could have been as late as 11:00), a vehicle in the road in front of my house was the victim of malicious mixture of teens and eggs. My vehicle, which was sitting a mere 20 feet from the attacked, was left unscathed. I can only imagine that the attacker knew the power that I hold. Anyway...here are some pictures of the scene. The back of the vehicle, where the impact is suspected to have originated. The damage is tough to see due to the rain washing away most of the residue. The roof, on which a few bits of shell reside. The windshield holds some shell, but nothing too substantial. The only clue left by the attackers: a badly waterlogged poster of Jenga Fett. If you have any information that could potentially lead to the beating of one of the culprits, please don't hesitate to share. I, along with Mr. Master Arson, would appreciate your help in this matter. Let's bring these cockmasters to justice.

12-29-2003, 03:10 AM	#3 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I would be a very interested party when it comes to retailiating against the cocktouchers who performed these vicious little acts. My apologies to our friends in the household who have been touched by this. -Ugly Bastard