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f3lix · 04-25-2010, 05:50 PM

Note that I don't have it til I'm 30. To be honest, I live like I don't have it, since I plan on investing it in something that and it will still feel like I don't have it.

f3lix · 04-25-2010, 05:55 PM

Now that I think of it, I just just thought about who is telling me that I'm acting like money grows on trees. It's the same faggots who have never left Indiana. No wonder you think it's so damn hard to make money. You like in an area where if you pull in 75k/yr you are the pimp of the town. Now look at those who left Indiana (UB, DJFC, me) and see what they think about money. Totally different. When you are around people that pull in 6 figures like it's nothing, your mindset will likely change. But you'd have to leave Indiana first.

Der Fuhrer · 04-25-2010, 10:57 PM

You're a fucking idiot, f3lix. First off, "pulling in 6 figures like it's nothing" is one of the dumbest quotes I've ever heard. If you're making 6 figures, you probably have to work your ass off. Second, I know people who earn in the upper 6 to 7 figures and they live in Indiana. Also, if you're making 100k and living in Chicago, that 75k in Indiana is probably worth more. You place far too much emphasis on where you live. It's not about where you live, it's about what you know.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-25-2010, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Der Fuhrer

You're a fucking idiot, f3lix. First off, "pulling in 6 figures like it's nothing" is one of the dumbest quotes I've ever heard. If you're making 6 figures, you probably have to work your ass off. Second, I know people who earn in the upper 6 to 7 figures and they live in Indiana. Also, if you're making 100k and living in Chicago, that 75k in Indiana is probably worth more. You place far too much emphasis on where you live. It's not about where you live, it's about what you know.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-25-2010, 11:31 PM

agreed though, f3lix is an idiot itt

f3lix · 04-25-2010, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Der Fuhrer

You're a fucking idiot, f3lix. First off, "pulling in 6 figures like it's nothing" is one of the dumbest quotes I've ever heard. If you're making 6 figures, you probably have to work your ass off. Second, I know people who earn in the upper 6 to 7 figures and they live in Indiana. Also, if you're making 100k and living in Chicago, that 75k in Indiana is probably worth more. You place far too much emphasis on where you live. It's not about where you live, it's about what you know.

As much as you think you've said here, you really didn't say anything. You didn't defend why the quoted portion is one of the dumbest quotes you've ever heard, nowhere did I state that nobody makes 6 or 7 figures in Indiana (of course they do, since Indy is a good city) and then you actually proved my point by stating that people making 6 figures in certain areas are equivalent to life-style equalities as those in other areas.

In all reality, you not only failed to make me look stupid, but once again proved my point that Indiana folks think you have to "work your ass off" to make 6-figures.

BigDongedHoe · 04-26-2010, 12:06 AM

f3lix you truly do sound like an idiot right now. UB is a professional poker player and runs some good online businesses as well. Quit acting like him cashing a 130,000 (or whatever it is) is easy. If it was a helluva lot more people would be doing it.

I'm not positive but didn't FC graduate with a 3.5+ from the kelly school of business? Most people that are straight A students and graduate from one of the best business schools in the nation go out and make pretty good money out of college because they work their ass off.

Despite Warsaw's population it is an unbelieveabley rich community because of the orthopedic industry. We have many huge companies for a town our size and I know many people who make well more than 6 figures. Hell in our neighborhood alone I'd venture to say 80% or more make 6 figures+.

BigDongedHoe · 04-26-2010, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by f3lix

In all reality, you not only failed to make me look stupid, but once again proved my point that Indiana folks think you have to "work your ass off" to make 6-figures.

Since it's so easy and you're so arrogantly brilliant. Please let all of us know all the easy ways to make 6 figures a year. I consider myself decently intelligent so being able to learn this shouldn't be a problem.

Fruitacious B · 04-26-2010, 12:47 AM

Yeah, I want in on that simple knowledge too.

f3lix · 04-26-2010, 02:35 AM

I really don't know why you guys keep bringing up poker. I don't and haven't brought it up once. I don't think more than 100 poker players bring in 6-figures each year and there certainly aren't any posting on this board. Bringing up DJFC continues to prove my point. You guys know a LOT more 6-figure people than the level of difficulty you make it out to be. Is there a simple way to make it in a year? Of course not. You need to right training and more importantly, you need to know the right people. I just can't get over what you guys think $100k is worth. Am I the only one here that thinks have a million dollars isn't enough to feel comfortable the rest of my life?

Obviously, the majority of users posting in this thread do not agree with my take on money, so I'm just going to drop it. I'm living my life the way I wish to live it, am financially secure (because of how I'm living my life), and my hopes to take off the blinders worn by some of you is obviously too difficult to overcome. Call me an idiot all you want, I'm not the guy too proud to do anything but live with his parents for a year to get ahead. I'm not the guy who will never leave his hometown because of fear or a lack of realization for what is out there in the world. I'm not the guy who bows down to and idolizes people who make 6-figures a year. I am, however, the guy who will go and get what he wants and leaving Indiana to obtain that was one of the best decisions I ever made.

DJ FC · 04-26-2010, 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by f3lix

Now that I think of it, I just just thought about who is telling me that I'm acting like money grows on trees. It's the same faggots who have never left Indiana. No wonder you think it's so damn hard to make money. You like in an area where if you pull in 75k/yr you are the pimp of the town. Now look at those who left Indiana (UB, DJFC, me) and see what they think about money. Totally different. When you are around people that pull in 6 figures like it's nothing, your mindset will likely change. But you'd have to leave Indiana first.

Ummmm... Don't use me as an example. I think you act like a douche and act like money grows on trees.

DJ FC · 04-26-2010, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Der Fuhrer

You're a fucking idiot, f3lix. First off, "pulling in 6 figures like it's nothing" is one of the dumbest quotes I've ever heard. If you're making 6 figures, you probably have to work your ass off. Second, I know people who earn in the upper 6 to 7 figures and they live in Indiana. Also, if you're making 100k and living in Chicago, that 75k in Indiana is probably worth more. You place far too much emphasis on where you live. It's not about where you live, it's about what you know.

But to help f3lix a bit (and to be fair) 100k isn't much. And Chicago isn't an expensive city - it's a very cheap one.

And yes, many people don't need to "bust their ass" for 100k since it's not a ton of money.

Mr. Blonde · 04-27-2010, 11:22 AM

anyways faggots let's keep this thread about me in korea.

apparently one of my buddies' school showed this to their kids today in class. Pretty hilarious.

YouTube - DOGGY POO

SittinOnDubsWGW · 04-29-2010, 06:21 PM

Sorry Blonde, but that video was retarded. Did the kids like it?

And no, $100K/year isn't that much and it's really not THAT hard to make.

vaga1220 * · 04-29-2010, 07:20 PM

SittinOnDubsWGW, you're border control right? How much do they usually start at?

SittinOnDubsWGW · 04-29-2010, 07:28 PM

Border Patrol hires in at base salary at GS-5 or 7, depending on education/experience. On top of that you get a 25% in Administratively Uncontrolled Overtime. Another 15% on top for Night Differential (6pm-6am) and another 10% for Sunday pay. Also, locality pay varies by where you live, obviously.

I came in as a 7, and made ~53K that year.

Currently, regular agents top out at GS-11, but that will go up to GS-12 at the beginning of Fiscal Year 2011 (October)

Supervisors are GS-12s now, and will go up to 13s at that time.

Here is the BASE, Law Enforcement rates are slightly higher, but the current one posted only goes up to 10, so is of worthless example. 2010 General Schedule Pay Scale

Mr. Blonde · 05-09-2010, 01:01 PM

I have to put up with this fucking bullshit on the daily. If you're in your 20's and aren't wearing heels, you're basically a social reject. These girls were actually way sexier (attitude wise) than your average Korean girl, but they all fucking dress so sexy constantly. I'm glad summer is right around the bend, but at the same time I hate it because right now I have zero sexual outlet. Thing is, i've dated a few Korean girls but can't stand them after long because the cultural differences don't mesh at all. They don't act or behave as sexy as they dress (which is disappointing), and are often very clingy/dramatic, more than your normal girl already is.

As a race, Korean girls have some of the best legs and ass i've ever seen. It's pretty amazing.

vaga1220 * · 05-09-2010, 03:53 PM

How long until you became a rapist?

Ugly Bastard · 05-09-2010, 04:37 PM

... and is it even illegal there?

SittinOnDubsWGW · 05-09-2010, 10:56 PM

about time you finally post a picture of the slutty dressed koreans. We need more of this sir.

Der Fuhrer · 05-10-2010, 03:52 AM

Thank you for this Blonde. Massive posreps for you. Keep it coming. And fuck man, you weren't kidding.

Mr. Blonde · 05-10-2010, 10:43 AM

Ask and you shall receive. Although honestly, if you wanna see hot Korean chicks in next to zero clothing you should really check out the K pop thread

This is some girl I met who I don't have a chance with at all, namely because she's dating some quasi-famous Swedish singer named Lasse Lindh, but i've seen her a few times out and she's added me on facebook...twice (i deleted her after the first time because she's a total materialist whore). That being said, she's still pretty hot.

Der Fuhrer · 05-10-2010, 03:30 PM

Mr. Blonde · 07-22-2010, 08:12 AM

So i'm back in Korea now as most of you know and i'd like to tell you a little bit about places called love motels and dvd bangs (dvd rooms). As i've mentioned elsewhere on the board, most Koreans live with their parents until they're married, which easily goes into their late 20's. That being said, they're still permitted to have relationships and stay out all fucking night without a curfew, they just have to live at home. This creates an interesting problem for Korean couples, namely the question "Uhh, where are we going to have premarital sex?"

Enter the bolded terms. DVD bangs are places all around town, where couples mainly go (although foreigners go sometimes with friends to predrink or nurse a hangover), pick out a movie to "watch", and the rooms are small coffin-like dark places usually furnished with plether-like, easy to clean couchbed things and lots of tissues. Korean couples come here to fuck. All the time. Nobody really says it, it's under the guise of more of a personal movie theater, but it's pretty much renting a room for a couple hours to fuck. While I have frequented these, I have never fucked in one, as I have my own apartment to do that in.

While i'm waiting to move into my new apt (tomorrow), I am currently set up in a Love Motel. They're like regular motel rooms, except cheaper and usually rented out by the hour. Because of their cheapness, however, lots of foreign teachers get put up in these in between contracts while waiting for their long term housing.

Love motels vary and are pretty funny. While there are certainly seedy ones, many of them are pretty nice. I currently have what I can only guess to be a 50+ inch LCD HDTV mounted on the wall with about 100 channels, two of those are Korean porn channels, which I'm enjoying thoroughly. There's also a computer in this room, which i'm currently posting off of. It's quite convenient and not even that bad of a computer. The bed is huge and comfortable, and while mine is normal, I've heard there are many love motels with the stereotypical heart shaped beds and vibrating options. There are condoms on my dresser that of course i'm not using because i'm a loser. There is also a jacuzzi in the bathroom.

Many couples also obviously come rent these for a couple hours, which usually only runs around $20 or less, pry more for the nicer ones like this.

So that's all. It's awkward being here and I can only assume this bed has had significantly more naked people fucking on it than even regular motel rooms, and i'm here by myself with a shitload of luggage posting on Nubblies.

DJ FC · 07-22-2010, 08:19 AM

I would love you long time, Blonde.

Repugnant Abomination · 07-22-2010, 09:54 AM

We stayed in one of those hotels when we first arrived in Taiwan. Ours was music themed.

f3lix · 07-22-2010, 12:20 PM

Blonde, feel free to make these nice posts without starting every fucking one with "so."

Mr. Blonde · 07-22-2010, 06:07 PM

F3lix, feel free to make a post worth reading.

Mr. Blonde · 08-03-2010, 10:06 AM

YouTube

!

here is but an attempt at Korean logic

Mr. Blonde · 09-28-2010, 08:12 AM

Well, I'm about 2 months into my second year teaching here. Last year I taught elementary and middle...this year, for a pay increase and daytime hours (not working till 3:30PM was awesome, but living in Seoul I wanted to have evenings off) I'm working kindergarten most of the day and some elementary.

Kindergarten is kind of a huge bitch. I didn't think it would take this long getting used to. It's basically daycare for about 5 hours, far too early to deal with 5-6 year olds. There is daily crying and a kid I was hammering how to pronounce some three-letter word pissed himself in my class like 2 weeks ago. Actually, that was fucking hilarious, I didn't have to clean it up or anything so that was nice. I've been somewhat miserable but am just now figuring out how to deal with these little fuckers so it's not that bad, and all cliches aside, they are pretty god damned adorable.

I take pictures of and make fun of their artwork and the retardedness of their ways often, but I haven't been able to get the pics off my cellphone yet. I'll try to keep you guys entertained with stories.

Right now all I have to offer is this one kid in my class, James, who has HUGE fucking anger problems. Like, even worse than those of you who know rage mode Blonde. The kid was playing with coins today, I told him to put them in his bag, and as he was doing it he turned around and told me right to my face "I don't like you." (the kid has huge balls for being only 6 years old. Don't get excited ID, i'm talking metaphorically here). I responded with "Yeah, well, I don't care", at which point he vehemently tried to kick me in the balls and when I held him to stop him from going batshit he tried to bite my hand.

Seriously, this kid is fucking nuts, but he's a work in progress. Honestly, I really do think he might have problems at home with his parents hitting him or something. He's very physically reactionary at the slightest touch (LOL PEDO JOKES).

Anyways, more later. For now I'll just leave this here.

Ugly Bastard · 09-28-2010, 12:00 PM

Your job sounds pretty fascinating. More updates of this nature, please.

angry pancake · 09-28-2010, 12:08 PM

fucking slanty eyed chinks. no offense vaga.

Mr. Blonde · 09-30-2010, 09:42 AM

YouTube

I'm working on a full classroom, but they're kinda retarded. These are two of my smartest ones.

EDIT:

context...

Mr. Blonde · 12-02-2010, 08:29 PM

Both of these are relatively accurate with what it's like to be in Korea. I haven't had a lot of the problems in the first video, but a LOT of people do:

Why You Shouldn't Teach English in Korea

It's pretty amazing how spot on they are with the awkward foreigner who thinks they're hot shit for being here (they will literally take anybody) and the standard foreigner guy/standard korean girl interaction:

Do You Like Kimchi?

Beebs · 12-02-2010, 08:39 PM

"I can tell by your skin color that you will be a great teacher."

lol

Pliedes · 12-08-2010, 10:44 AM

those videos are hilarious! thanks blonde

Ironic Mustache · 12-08-2010, 02:15 PM

I'm going to have the amazing horse song in my head all day, and frankly, I'm juiced about it.

Mr. Blonde · 10-15-2011, 11:42 PM

Korea can actually make fun of itself!

The True Origins of Pizza - YouTube

For context (there are tons of these kinds of videos, Koreans are fed lots of bullshit about their history/have a huge complex with not being as superior as their pure blood theory would lead them to believe)

Jesus is KOREAN---- The Real Story of Jesus - YouTube

America was Korean Territory - YouTube

Ugly Bastard · 10-16-2011, 01:15 AM

These people are pathetic.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 10-16-2011, 02:19 AM

the only things Koreans are good for are massages, blowjobs, and sounding like dolphins when you fuck them.

DJ FC · 10-16-2011, 05:12 AM

I love me some Bibimbap

Mr. Blonde · 10-16-2011, 01:31 PM

News: CONFIRMED: Spike Lee To Direct OLDBOY Remake

If you haven't seen this movie yet (the Korean one), I would highly recommend it. Imagine how cool you would have sounded if you would have seen Infernal Affairs before The Departed came out!

Repugnant Abomination · 10-16-2011, 01:53 PM

The origins of pizza vid made me lawl.

Saint DH · 10-16-2011, 06:00 PM

Except Spike Lee isn't even in the same ballpark as Martin Scorsese.

04-25-2010, 10:57 PM	#253 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 549 Internets: 5464	You're a fucking idiot, f3lix. First off, "pulling in 6 figures like it's nothing" is one of the dumbest quotes I've ever heard. If you're making 6 figures, you probably have to work your ass off. Second, I know people who earn in the upper 6 to 7 figures and they live in Indiana. Also, if you're making 100k and living in Chicago, that 75k in Indiana is probably worth more. You place far too much emphasis on where you live. It's not about where you live, it's about what you know.
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04-25-2010, 11:31 PM	#255 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	agreed though, f3lix is an idiot itt
	#YOLO

04-26-2010, 12:06 AM	#257 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	f3lix you truly do sound like an idiot right now. UB is a professional poker player and runs some good online businesses as well. Quit acting like him cashing a 130,000 (or whatever it is) is easy. If it was a helluva lot more people would be doing it. I'm not positive but didn't FC graduate with a 3.5+ from the kelly school of business? Most people that are straight A students and graduate from one of the best business schools in the nation go out and make pretty good money out of college because they work their ass off. Despite Warsaw's population it is an unbelieveabley rich community because of the orthopedic industry. We have many huge companies for a town our size and I know many people who make well more than 6 figures. Hell in our neighborhood alone I'd venture to say 80% or more make 6 figures+.
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04-26-2010, 12:47 AM	#259 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Yeah, I want in on that simple knowledge too.
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04-29-2010, 07:20 PM	#265 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	SittinOnDubsWGW, you're border control right? How much do they usually start at?
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

04-25-2010, 05:50 PM	#251 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Note that I don't have it til I'm 30. To be honest, I live like I don't have it, since I plan on investing it in something that and it will still feel like I don't have it.

04-25-2010, 05:55 PM	#252 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Now that I think of it, I just just thought about who is telling me that I'm acting like money grows on trees. It's the same faggots who have never left Indiana. No wonder you think it's so damn hard to make money. You like in an area where if you pull in 75k/yr you are the pimp of the town. Now look at those who left Indiana (UB, DJFC, me) and see what they think about money. Totally different. When you are around people that pull in 6 figures like it's nothing, your mindset will likely change. But you'd have to leave Indiana first.

04-26-2010, 02:35 AM	#260 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	I really don't know why you guys keep bringing up poker. I don't and haven't brought it up once. I don't think more than 100 poker players bring in 6-figures each year and there certainly aren't any posting on this board. Bringing up DJFC continues to prove my point. You guys know a LOT more 6-figure people than the level of difficulty you make it out to be. Is there a simple way to make it in a year? Of course not. You need to right training and more importantly, you need to know the right people. I just can't get over what you guys think $100k is worth. Am I the only one here that thinks have a million dollars isn't enough to feel comfortable the rest of my life? Obviously, the majority of users posting in this thread do not agree with my take on money, so I'm just going to drop it. I'm living my life the way I wish to live it, am financially secure (because of how I'm living my life), and my hopes to take off the blinders worn by some of you is obviously too difficult to overcome. Call me an idiot all you want, I'm not the guy too proud to do anything but live with his parents for a year to get ahead. I'm not the guy who will never leave his hometown because of fear or a lack of realization for what is out there in the world. I'm not the guy who bows down to and idolizes people who make 6-figures a year. I am, however, the guy who will go and get what he wants and leaving Indiana to obtain that was one of the best decisions I ever made.

04-29-2010, 06:21 PM	#264 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	Sorry Blonde, but that video was retarded. Did the kids like it? And no, $100K/year isn't that much and it's really not THAT hard to make.

04-29-2010, 07:28 PM	#266 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	Border Patrol hires in at base salary at GS-5 or 7, depending on education/experience. On top of that you get a 25% in Administratively Uncontrolled Overtime. Another 15% on top for Night Differential (6pm-6am) and another 10% for Sunday pay. Also, locality pay varies by where you live, obviously. I came in as a 7, and made ~53K that year. Currently, regular agents top out at GS-11, but that will go up to GS-12 at the beginning of Fiscal Year 2011 (October) Supervisors are GS-12s now, and will go up to 13s at that time. Here is the BASE, Law Enforcement rates are slightly higher, but the current one posted only goes up to 10, so is of worthless example. 2010 General Schedule Pay Scale

05-09-2010, 01:01 PM	#267 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I have to put up with this fucking bullshit on the daily. If you're in your 20's and aren't wearing heels, you're basically a social reject. These girls were actually way sexier (attitude wise) than your average Korean girl, but they all fucking dress so sexy constantly. I'm glad summer is right around the bend, but at the same time I hate it because right now I have zero sexual outlet. Thing is, i've dated a few Korean girls but can't stand them after long because the cultural differences don't mesh at all. They don't act or behave as sexy as they dress (which is disappointing), and are often very clingy/dramatic, more than your normal girl already is. As a race, Korean girls have some of the best legs and ass i've ever seen. It's pretty amazing.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

05-09-2010, 03:53 PM	#268 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	How long until you became a rapist?
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

05-09-2010, 04:37 PM	#269 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	... and is it even illegal there?

05-09-2010, 10:56 PM	#270 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	about time you finally post a picture of the slutty dressed koreans. We need more of this sir.

05-10-2010, 03:52 AM	#271 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 549 Internets: 5464	Thank you for this Blonde. Massive posreps for you. Keep it coming. And fuck man, you weren't kidding.

05-10-2010, 10:43 AM	#272 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Ask and you shall receive. Although honestly, if you wanna see hot Korean chicks in next to zero clothing you should really check out the K pop thread This is some girl I met who I don't have a chance with at all, namely because she's dating some quasi-famous Swedish singer named Lasse Lindh, but i've seen her a few times out and she's added me on facebook...twice (i deleted her after the first time because she's a total materialist whore). That being said, she's still pretty hot. Attached Thumbnails
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05-10-2010, 03:30 PM	#273 (permalink)
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07-22-2010, 08:12 AM	#274 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	So i'm back in Korea now as most of you know and i'd like to tell you a little bit about places called love motels and dvd bangs (dvd rooms). As i've mentioned elsewhere on the board, most Koreans live with their parents until they're married, which easily goes into their late 20's. That being said, they're still permitted to have relationships and stay out all fucking night without a curfew, they just have to live at home. This creates an interesting problem for Korean couples, namely the question "Uhh, where are we going to have premarital sex?" Enter the bolded terms. DVD bangs are places all around town, where couples mainly go (although foreigners go sometimes with friends to predrink or nurse a hangover), pick out a movie to "watch", and the rooms are small coffin-like dark places usually furnished with plether-like, easy to clean couchbed things and lots of tissues. Korean couples come here to fuck. All the time. Nobody really says it, it's under the guise of more of a personal movie theater, but it's pretty much renting a room for a couple hours to fuck. While I have frequented these, I have never fucked in one, as I have my own apartment to do that in. While i'm waiting to move into my new apt (tomorrow), I am currently set up in a Love Motel. They're like regular motel rooms, except cheaper and usually rented out by the hour. Because of their cheapness, however, lots of foreign teachers get put up in these in between contracts while waiting for their long term housing. Love motels vary and are pretty funny. While there are certainly seedy ones, many of them are pretty nice. I currently have what I can only guess to be a 50+ inch LCD HDTV mounted on the wall with about 100 channels, two of those are Korean porn channels, which I'm enjoying thoroughly. There's also a computer in this room, which i'm currently posting off of. It's quite convenient and not even that bad of a computer. The bed is huge and comfortable, and while mine is normal, I've heard there are many love motels with the stereotypical heart shaped beds and vibrating options. There are condoms on my dresser that of course i'm not using because i'm a loser. There is also a jacuzzi in the bathroom. Many couples also obviously come rent these for a couple hours, which usually only runs around $20 or less, pry more for the nicer ones like this. So that's all. It's awkward being here and I can only assume this bed has had significantly more naked people fucking on it than even regular motel rooms, and i'm here by myself with a shitload of luggage posting on Nubblies.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

07-22-2010, 08:19 AM	#275 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	I would love you long time, Blonde.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

07-22-2010, 09:54 AM	#276 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	We stayed in one of those hotels when we first arrived in Taiwan. Ours was music themed.

07-22-2010, 12:20 PM	#277 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Blonde, feel free to make these nice posts without starting every fucking one with "so."

07-22-2010, 06:07 PM	#278 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	F3lix, feel free to make a post worth reading.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

09-28-2010, 08:12 AM	#280 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Well, I'm about 2 months into my second year teaching here. Last year I taught elementary and middle...this year, for a pay increase and daytime hours (not working till 3:30PM was awesome, but living in Seoul I wanted to have evenings off) I'm working kindergarten most of the day and some elementary. Kindergarten is kind of a huge bitch. I didn't think it would take this long getting used to. It's basically daycare for about 5 hours, far too early to deal with 5-6 year olds. There is daily crying and a kid I was hammering how to pronounce some three-letter word pissed himself in my class like 2 weeks ago. Actually, that was fucking hilarious, I didn't have to clean it up or anything so that was nice. I've been somewhat miserable but am just now figuring out how to deal with these little fuckers so it's not that bad, and all cliches aside, they are pretty god damned adorable. I take pictures of and make fun of their artwork and the retardedness of their ways often, but I haven't been able to get the pics off my cellphone yet. I'll try to keep you guys entertained with stories. Right now all I have to offer is this one kid in my class, James, who has HUGE fucking anger problems. Like, even worse than those of you who know rage mode Blonde. The kid was playing with coins today, I told him to put them in his bag, and as he was doing it he turned around and told me right to my face "I don't like you." (the kid has huge balls for being only 6 years old. Don't get excited ID, i'm talking metaphorically here). I responded with "Yeah, well, I don't care", at which point he vehemently tried to kick me in the balls and when I held him to stop him from going batshit he tried to bite my hand. Seriously, this kid is fucking nuts, but he's a work in progress. Honestly, I really do think he might have problems at home with his parents hitting him or something. He's very physically reactionary at the slightest touch (LOL PEDO JOKES). Anyways, more later. For now I'll just leave this here.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

09-28-2010, 12:00 PM	#281 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Your job sounds pretty fascinating. More updates of this nature, please.

12-02-2010, 08:29 PM	#284 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Both of these are relatively accurate with what it's like to be in Korea. I haven't had a lot of the problems in the first video, but a LOT of people do: Why You Shouldn't Teach English in Korea It's pretty amazing how spot on they are with the awkward foreigner who thinks they're hot shit for being here (they will literally take anybody) and the standard foreigner guy/standard korean girl interaction: Do You Like Kimchi?

12-02-2010, 08:39 PM	#285 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	"I can tell by your skin color that you will be a great teacher." lol

12-08-2010, 10:44 AM	#286 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	those videos are hilarious! thanks blonde

12-08-2010, 02:15 PM	#287 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I'm going to have the amazing horse song in my head all day, and frankly, I'm juiced about it.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-16-2011, 01:15 AM	#289 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	These people are pathetic.

10-16-2011, 02:19 AM	#290 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	the only things Koreans are good for are massages, blowjobs, and sounding like dolphins when you fuck them.

10-16-2011, 05:12 AM	#291 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	I love me some Bibimbap
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

10-16-2011, 01:31 PM	#292 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	News: CONFIRMED: Spike Lee To Direct OLDBOY Remake If you haven't seen this movie yet (the Korean one), I would highly recommend it. Imagine how cool you would have sounded if you would have seen Infernal Affairs before The Departed came out!

10-16-2011, 01:53 PM	#293 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	The origins of pizza vid made me lawl.

10-16-2011, 06:00 PM	#294 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	Except Spike Lee isn't even in the same ballpark as Martin Scorsese.

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