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Combat Chuck · 07-16-2003, 04:20 PM

Combat Chuck Accomplishes What Many Others Have Done Before Him

According to sources habiting the area of Combat Chuck's house during the afternoon of July 15th, Combat Chuck has finally gained that lauded 4th digit in his post count, culminating in a well-deserved pat on the back and a bowl of cereal, made for him by his younger sister.

"I feel....I feel like gold. Or more like....no, gold, gold's a good description. Until I come up with a better word that is." stated the triumphant Chuck as he swiveled around in his computer chair.

Since joining the scandalous website, Nubblies.com (now Nubblies.net), the site's resident wager of war has maintained a steady post accumulation, with a few breaks here and there. "Hey, I can't spend all my time on Nubblies, even though I, along with everyone else, wishes they could. But there comes a time when a pirate has to do his duty, raping, pillagi--fuck, wait, I'm an outlaw. Scratch that--there comes a time when every outlaw has to do his duty, raping, shooting six shooters....looking at cactii....OH, drinking whiskey....and gin....wearing a mask so that dust doesn't get in his throat....anyway, there comes a time when an outlaw's gotta do stuff other than get skin cancer from a computer screen, and get skin cancer from the UV rays of the sun." Combat Chuck then proceeded to ask if we could put that statement off the record. We complied. Until we put it in this article.

However, before all you newbies give a parade for the Nubblites veteran, realize that Combat Chuck isn't the only member of Nubblies.net to have gained high prestige inside of this prestigious website. Many others have paved the 1000 post road long before him, with probably more success and class than he has. In fact, we'd wager to say that all of his predecessors have paved the way with more success and class than he has. When asked exactly why this was the case, Combat replied, "You're just saying that cause I can't seem to do anything to get myself expelled." To which we replied: Exactly.

While Combat Chuck might not be the be all, end all poster here at Nubblies, he's had his share of memorable moments, although to count them, one might only need one hand (we expect some thank you's from our parapalegic readers).

"Well, there was that one time where BDH and I had a shit talking. Only it wasn't really a shit talk...cause he only wanted to resolve his differences by not showing up. And we both sucked. I mean, just ask Dirty Harry. Then...let's see....ah, there was that time when Titan and UB got really fucking mad at me because my taste of the best tracks off of By The Way was pretty fucked up. And it was. But then I threw a hissy fit and got really mad at them, and...well, we're not mad at each other anymore, but that list is still fucked up. I also like to think that my stint as a Nubblites statician was quite memorable. I want to thank all the Nubblites for finding the most minimalistic approach to letting me be a part of the team. I also like to think that becoming part of the Nubblies Elite was cool. Until I found out that no one visits that part of the site anymore. Even when I posted nude pictures of Lethal's sister. It was their loss."

Now, you may all be asking, 'Holy fuck, with a track record like that, what could possibly be next for the Chuckster?

"First off, don't ever call me the Chuckster. If you do, I'll call up StDX to give you a good foot up the ass. Second....wow, I think there are some more reviews that I want to write so that no one can pay attention to them. I'm still working on those other monikers that I wanted to bring on here to act all dumb and get everyone pissed off, but I can't come up with a name cooler than JohnnyRichter. Man, he was the shit. Lessee here....basically just more rambling. I might make some of it prevalent....who knows? Oh, and remember those Nubblies compilations? Well, I might get around to those. If people give me songs."

As we came to the end of the interview, this reporter asked if Chuck had anything to say to his fellow Nubblites. Apparently, he had been expecting this day to come, and had prepared.

"Yeah, I guess....um, Gazmo, you're the mother-fucking POPE, and even when we're around 50 years old, we'll still be groveling at your's and the sexbear's feet. I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you, and I'm not talking about that time when you fucked my mother. That's why my little brother is around. UB, this is the only time you'll hear me say that I'm glad you're around. That's probably cause I can't see your face right now. Dirty Harry, you're the fucking shit. Please don't burn my house down. Or if you do, just make sure I'm out of it. And thanks for weeding out the pussies on this site. StDX, you bring the much needed Ft. Wayne scene to Nubblies, and for that, we all thank you. Now if you could just bring us the Ft. Wayne Zoo to Nubblies, we would thank you even more. I'm sure you can do it. Titan, you're probably the slickest cat around these here parts....if only you hadn't gotten caught by the pound. Pliedes, viva la Legion. Oh, and if it weren't for victim, you'd be smartest guy around. Victim, thanks for making it so that Pliedes isn't the smartest guy around here. The only thing he holds on you is a capital letter. And the use of his two legs. Tonguegina, your obsession with turtles makes me a little squeamish, but that doesn't mean you aren't the coolest loser ever. I'll be awaiting that moment when you bring home that supermodel from college. BDH, I still fucking hate you.

Trout, well, your avatar and persona have always been high on my like list. Your name however....that's another story. sim_flex_x, the original Queen of Nubblies. Thanks for the bringing the estrogen balance to this testosterone laden board. To all the newbies, (and even the veterans) stay true to the sexbear, and everything that it stands for."

With that, Combat Chuck was off to take a shower.

Thanks to all who read this far, I know that it wasn't an easy task. I only pray that Combat Chuck's next 1000 posts won't be as useless as this one.

Good night, and God bless.

[ July 16, 2003, 02:21 PM: Message edited by: Combat Chuck ]

Fruitacious B · 07-16-2003, 05:21 PM

Well I believe I speak for a lot of us in the younger generation of nubblites when I say that it's been a delight reading your reviews and all of your other glorious hundreds upon hundreds of posts. It's Nubblites like you that show us newbies that we aren't even a pimple on the ass of the sexbear in comparison to many of you 1000+ veterans.

[ July 16, 2003, 03:22 PM: Message edited by: Fruitacious B ]

silver and cold · 07-16-2003, 06:47 PM

Good job big guy!
Very proud of ya!

Orgazmo · 07-16-2003, 07:02 PM

Delightful. Absolutely delightful. Welcome to the club. Now you have access to all of the secret benefits that the 1,000+ posters get. Oh the benefits...

Alright, so there really aren't any benefits...but you can imagine what it would be like if there were. Can't you.

Saint DH · 07-16-2003, 07:46 PM

Nice work Mr. Chuck, keep up the good work.

You're catching up on me...

[ July 16, 2003, 05:48 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

Ugly Bastard · 07-16-2003, 07:56 PM

Chuck-

Pimp=Chuck

-Ugly Bastard

tonguegina · 07-16-2003, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Combat Chuck:
[QBTonguegina, your obsession with turtles makes me a little squeamish, but that doesn't mean you aren't the coolest loser ever. I'll be awaiting that moment when you bring home that supermodel from college. [/QB]

Thanks Chuck. It gives me a warm feeling to know that I'm the coolest loser ever. I mean, I knew the loser part, but I never imagined the rest. Oh, and the supermodel thing...I'm overwhelmed by the amount of similar comments I've gotten from various people along those lines, and I too am anxiously awaiting.

Anyway, nice post. I like the way you wrote it to make it sound like a news article. Oh, and congrats.

victim · 07-17-2003, 12:32 AM

Great job, man. You did it with class too, real class.

BrassMonkees · 07-17-2003, 12:50 AM

way to go chuck. glad to see that you can take time away from the superhero business to brighten each one of our days a little bit more.

BigDongedHoe · 07-17-2003, 01:33 AM

Congratulations, even though your into licking rim (of course i'm kidding) I'm happy to see that you've surpased the 1000 post mark. Soon I hope to reach that same status.

Combat Chuck · 07-17-2003, 02:25 AM

Thanks to all. I really hope you enjoyed the different type of presentation of the milestone. I had typed up a large 'Combat Chuck's 1000 post Gala' schpeil, but....it just didn't have the bang to it.

Oh, and Dirty, you best be watchin your well armed back.

Alpha · 07-17-2003, 02:28 AM

Chuck you are brilliant. The article is worthy of The Onion.

StDx · 07-17-2003, 02:38 AM

Way to go Chuckles and thanks for mentioning me.

Titan · 07-17-2003, 02:38 PM

Chuck,

I would cut off a slab of my dick and roast it over an open fire for you to eat if that wasn't really gay and I didn't plan to use it in the future to not make kids. So congratulations.

-Titan Treef***er

Combat Chuck · 07-18-2003, 12:05 AM

You have no idea how much that means to me in a not gay way.

sim_flex_x · 07-18-2003, 01:36 AM

i can believe i made the article, thanks for mentioning me Chuck :] and congrats!

Orgazmo · 07-18-2003, 02:01 AM

You didn't make the article. Chuck made the article.

sim_flex_x · 07-18-2003, 03:01 AM

I meant i can't believe he included me in the article

Orgazmo · 07-18-2003, 04:26 AM

Combat Chuck · 07-18-2003, 11:09 PM

That right there my friends, is love. Or toleration due to addiction to sex....doesn't matter, it's still sweet.

Titan · 07-18-2003, 11:38 PM

Something, Chuck, you do, and never will, know anything about.

Combat Chuck · 07-19-2003, 04:17 PM

Sa wha?

Titan · 07-19-2003, 04:51 PM

Samma sha la la hagga mama?

Combat Chuck · 07-20-2003, 05:06 PM

Exactically.

VOL · 08-10-2003, 04:04 PM

I think combat chuck is a suburb human for accomplishing his goal in life!

07-16-2003, 05:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Well I believe I speak for a lot of us in the younger generation of nubblites when I say that it's been a delight reading your reviews and all of your other glorious hundreds upon hundreds of posts. It's Nubblites like you that show us newbies that we aren't even a pimple on the ass of the sexbear in comparison to many of you 1000+ veterans. [ July 16, 2003, 03:22 PM: Message edited by: Fruitacious B ]
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07-16-2003, 06:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	Good job big guy! Very proud of ya!
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

07-17-2003, 12:32 AM	#8 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	Great job, man. You did it with class too, real class.
	get off my internet!!!

07-17-2003, 12:50 AM	#9 (permalink)
BrassMonkees Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: winona lake Posts: 840 Internets: 10	way to go chuck. glad to see that you can take time away from the superhero business to brighten each one of our days a little bit more.
	neither here nor there...

07-17-2003, 01:33 AM	#10 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Congratulations, even though your into licking rim (of course i'm kidding) I'm happy to see that you've surpased the 1000 post mark. Soon I hope to reach that same status.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

07-16-2003, 04:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Combat Chuck Accomplishes What Many Others Have Done Before Him According to sources habiting the area of Combat Chuck's house during the afternoon of July 15th, Combat Chuck has finally gained that lauded 4th digit in his post count, culminating in a well-deserved pat on the back and a bowl of cereal, made for him by his younger sister. "I feel....I feel like gold. Or more like....no, gold, gold's a good description. Until I come up with a better word that is." stated the triumphant Chuck as he swiveled around in his computer chair. Since joining the scandalous website, Nubblies.com (now Nubblies.net), the site's resident wager of war has maintained a steady post accumulation, with a few breaks here and there. "Hey, I can't spend all my time on Nubblies, even though I, along with everyone else, wishes they could. But there comes a time when a pirate has to do his duty, raping, pillagi--fuck, wait, I'm an outlaw. Scratch that--there comes a time when every outlaw has to do his duty, raping, shooting six shooters....looking at cactii....OH, drinking whiskey....and gin....wearing a mask so that dust doesn't get in his throat....anyway, there comes a time when an outlaw's gotta do stuff other than get skin cancer from a computer screen, and get skin cancer from the UV rays of the sun." Combat Chuck then proceeded to ask if we could put that statement off the record. We complied. Until we put it in this article. However, before all you newbies give a parade for the Nubblites veteran, realize that Combat Chuck isn't the only member of Nubblies.net to have gained high prestige inside of this prestigious website. Many others have paved the 1000 post road long before him, with probably more success and class than he has. In fact, we'd wager to say that all of his predecessors have paved the way with more success and class than he has. When asked exactly why this was the case, Combat replied, "You're just saying that cause I can't seem to do anything to get myself expelled." To which we replied: Exactly. While Combat Chuck might not be the be all, end all poster here at Nubblies, he's had his share of memorable moments, although to count them, one might only need one hand (we expect some thank you's from our parapalegic readers). "Well, there was that one time where BDH and I had a shit talking. Only it wasn't really a shit talk...cause he only wanted to resolve his differences by not showing up. And we both sucked. I mean, just ask Dirty Harry. Then...let's see....ah, there was that time when Titan and UB got really fucking mad at me because my taste of the best tracks off of By The Way was pretty fucked up. And it was. But then I threw a hissy fit and got really mad at them, and...well, we're not mad at each other anymore, but that list is still fucked up. I also like to think that my stint as a Nubblites statician was quite memorable. I want to thank all the Nubblites for finding the most minimalistic approach to letting me be a part of the team. I also like to think that becoming part of the Nubblies Elite was cool. Until I found out that no one visits that part of the site anymore. Even when I posted nude pictures of Lethal's sister. It was their loss." Now, you may all be asking, 'Holy fuck, with a track record like that, what could possibly be next for the Chuckster? "First off, don't ever call me the Chuckster. If you do, I'll call up StDX to give you a good foot up the ass. Second....wow, I think there are some more reviews that I want to write so that no one can pay attention to them. I'm still working on those other monikers that I wanted to bring on here to act all dumb and get everyone pissed off, but I can't come up with a name cooler than JohnnyRichter. Man, he was the shit. Lessee here....basically just more rambling. I might make some of it prevalent....who knows? Oh, and remember those Nubblies compilations? Well, I might get around to those. If people give me songs." As we came to the end of the interview, this reporter asked if Chuck had anything to say to his fellow Nubblites. Apparently, he had been expecting this day to come, and had prepared. "Yeah, I guess....um, Gazmo, you're the mother-fucking POPE, and even when we're around 50 years old, we'll still be groveling at your's and the sexbear's feet. I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you, and I'm not talking about that time when you fucked my mother. That's why my little brother is around. UB, this is the only time you'll hear me say that I'm glad you're around. That's probably cause I can't see your face right now. Dirty Harry, you're the fucking shit. Please don't burn my house down. Or if you do, just make sure I'm out of it. And thanks for weeding out the pussies on this site. StDX, you bring the much needed Ft. Wayne scene to Nubblies, and for that, we all thank you. Now if you could just bring us the Ft. Wayne Zoo to Nubblies, we would thank you even more. I'm sure you can do it. Titan, you're probably the slickest cat around these here parts....if only you hadn't gotten caught by the pound. Pliedes, viva la Legion. Oh, and if it weren't for victim, you'd be smartest guy around. Victim, thanks for making it so that Pliedes isn't the smartest guy around here. The only thing he holds on you is a capital letter. And the use of his two legs. Tonguegina, your obsession with turtles makes me a little squeamish, but that doesn't mean you aren't the coolest loser ever. I'll be awaiting that moment when you bring home that supermodel from college. BDH, I still fucking hate you. Trout, well, your avatar and persona have always been high on my like list. Your name however....that's another story. sim_flex_x, the original Queen of Nubblies. Thanks for the bringing the estrogen balance to this testosterone laden board. To all the newbies, (and even the veterans) stay true to the sexbear, and everything that it stands for." With that, Combat Chuck was off to take a shower. Thanks to all who read this far, I know that it wasn't an easy task. I only pray that Combat Chuck's next 1000 posts won't be as useless as this one. Good night, and God bless. [ July 16, 2003, 02:21 PM: Message edited by: Combat Chuck ]

07-16-2003, 07:02 PM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Delightful. Absolutely delightful. Welcome to the club. Now you have access to all of the secret benefits that the 1,000+ posters get. Oh the benefits... Alright, so there really aren't any benefits...but you can imagine what it would be like if there were. Can't you.

07-16-2003, 07:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	Nice work Mr. Chuck, keep up the good work. You're catching up on me... [ July 16, 2003, 05:48 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

07-16-2003, 07:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Chuck- Pimp=Chuck -Ugly Bastard

07-17-2003, 02:25 AM	#11 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Thanks to all. I really hope you enjoyed the different type of presentation of the milestone. I had typed up a large 'Combat Chuck's 1000 post Gala' schpeil, but....it just didn't have the bang to it. Oh, and Dirty, you best be watchin your well armed back.

07-17-2003, 02:28 AM	#12 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	Chuck you are brilliant. The article is worthy of The Onion.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

07-17-2003, 02:38 AM	#13 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	Way to go Chuckles and thanks for mentioning me.

07-17-2003, 02:38 PM	#14 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Chuck, I would cut off a slab of my dick and roast it over an open fire for you to eat if that wasn't really gay and I didn't plan to use it in the future to not make kids. So congratulations. -Titan Treef***er
	I do what the fuck I want.

07-18-2003, 12:05 AM	#15 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	You have no idea how much that means to me in a not gay way.

07-18-2003, 01:36 AM	#16 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	i can believe i made the article, thanks for mentioning me Chuck :] and congrats!

07-18-2003, 02:01 AM	#17 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	You didn't make the article. Chuck made the article.

07-18-2003, 03:01 AM	#18 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	I meant i can't believe he included me in the article

07-18-2003, 04:26 AM	#19 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Oh.

07-18-2003, 11:09 PM	#20 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	That right there my friends, is love. Or toleration due to addiction to sex....doesn't matter, it's still sweet.

07-18-2003, 11:38 PM	#21 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Something, Chuck, you do, and never will, know anything about.
	I do what the fuck I want.

07-19-2003, 04:17 PM	#22 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Sa wha?

07-19-2003, 04:51 PM	#23 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Samma sha la la hagga mama?
	I do what the fuck I want.

07-20-2003, 05:06 PM	#24 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Exactically.

08-10-2003, 04:04 PM	#25 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	I think combat chuck is a suburb human for accomplishing his goal in life!
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