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the Butcher · 06-02-2005, 01:44 AM

dope wars, motherfucker.

ever wanted to deal drugs? yeh, me too. so here's your chance to do so, text-based and ms-dos style. i know it sounds ridiculous, but give it a chance. the download of the file is at the top of this thread. it's only 65 kilobytes, so you have nothing to worry about with download time.

the rules:
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1. pay off the loan shark as soon as you can.
2. don't get killed.
3. make money.

everyone post your highest score with photographic proof. here's mine:

06-02-2005, 01:58 AM

Hahahaha Oh God I love this game.

"Acid's cheap as hell dude!" - DJ FC and his friends in 9th grade or so.

Edit: this file will not work for me.

[ June 02, 2005, 12:01 AM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]

the Butcher · 06-02-2005, 02:26 AM

worked fine when i just tried downloading it...

Ironic Mustache · 06-02-2005, 12:15 PM

I used to have this on my calculator in high school.

theMerciless1 · 06-02-2005, 12:24 PM

i used to just sell drugs in high school

Ironic Mustache · 06-02-2005, 12:26 PM

Well I obviously did that as well.

06-02-2005, 05:56 PM

The trick was to just restart the game over and over until you were given "7 units of coke from the dead guy on the subway" on the first day.

Then you can make 10X what you could any other way.

I remember it used to give you a score out of 100 and I seem to remember getting into the 200 range (which was a freak occurance).

God Bless the TI 86 in highschool - without it I would have died of boredom.

Beebs · 06-02-2005, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DJ FC:
"Acid's cheap as hell dude!" - DJ FC and his friends in 9th grade or so.

That was 10th grade.....oh wait, the game, right.

ninjaface · 06-06-2005, 08:53 PM

the Butcher · 06-06-2005, 09:25 PM

ninjaface, how does it feel to be penetrated and ripped apart? i wouldn't know, but you sure as hell would now.

ninjaface · 08-19-2005, 04:31 PM

Orgazmo · 08-19-2005, 04:56 PM

That took awhile for you to do.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 08-19-2005, 05:23 PM

be careful downloading this.

certain versions are known to contain spyware.

ninjaface · 08-19-2005, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
That took awhile for you to do.

True. Since he last beat me, I played off and on until I was triumphant.

06-02-2005, 01:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
the Butcher Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: that one place...you know, with the fire and damnation? oh yeh, hell. Posts: 895 Internets: 10	dope wars, motherfucker. ever wanted to deal drugs? yeh, me too. so here's your chance to do so, text-based and ms-dos style. i know it sounds ridiculous, but give it a chance. the download of the file is at the top of this thread. it's only 65 kilobytes, so you have nothing to worry about with download time. the rules: ----------- 1. pay off the loan shark as soon as you can. 2. don't get killed. 3. make money. everyone post your highest score with photographic proof. here's mine:
	meet me at the corner of 5th and pontiac. and make sure that no one else is with you, if you wish to see them alive again.

06-02-2005, 01:58 AM	#2 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Hahahaha Oh God I love this game. "Acid's cheap as hell dude!" - DJ FC and his friends in 9th grade or so. Edit: this file will not work for me. [ June 02, 2005, 12:01 AM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

06-02-2005, 02:26 AM	#3 (permalink)
the Butcher Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: that one place...you know, with the fire and damnation? oh yeh, hell. Posts: 895 Internets: 10	worked fine when i just tried downloading it...
	meet me at the corner of 5th and pontiac. and make sure that no one else is with you, if you wish to see them alive again.

06-02-2005, 12:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I used to have this on my calculator in high school.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

06-02-2005, 12:24 PM	#5 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	i used to just sell drugs in high school
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

06-02-2005, 12:26 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Well I obviously did that as well.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

06-02-2005, 05:56 PM	#7 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	The trick was to just restart the game over and over until you were given "7 units of coke from the dead guy on the subway" on the first day. Then you can make 10X what you could any other way. I remember it used to give you a score out of 100 and I seem to remember getting into the 200 range (which was a freak occurance). God Bless the TI 86 in highschool - without it I would have died of boredom.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

06-06-2005, 08:53 PM	#9 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144

06-06-2005, 09:25 PM	#10 (permalink)
the Butcher Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: that one place...you know, with the fire and damnation? oh yeh, hell. Posts: 895 Internets: 10	ninjaface, how does it feel to be penetrated and ripped apart? i wouldn't know, but you sure as hell would now.
	meet me at the corner of 5th and pontiac. and make sure that no one else is with you, if you wish to see them alive again.

08-19-2005, 04:31 PM	#11 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144

08-19-2005, 04:56 PM	#12 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	That took awhile for you to do.

08-19-2005, 05:23 PM	#13 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	be careful downloading this. certain versions are known to contain spyware.
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.