Marriage Is Dumb? (An AIM Convo)

[Ugly Bastard]

I was talking with a "friend" from high school just now. Read this and share your opinion. I know Blonde's with me.


UB: who's making the poor decision?
Clueless Bitch: debie
Clueless Bitch: went to high school with us
Clueless Bitch: but her and her fiance are perfect for each other
UB: that's retarded
Clueless Bitch: they have a good relationship
UB: well good.
Clueless Bitch: why is it retarded?!
UB: how old is she? 21? it's like... all these people getting married... for christ's sake, enjoy yourself a little. ya know? don't you want to be single and young? it seems like everyone woudl rather be married, broke, and frustrated.
UB: which is pretty much what every marriage turns into eventually
Clueless Bitch: yea but they have the perfect relationship
UB: sure they have the perfect relationship now, everyone does when they get married, that's why they get married. half of them end in divorce, and most of the other half that doesn't divorce probably wishes they would. marriage is retarded.
Clueless Bitch: well first of all, she is 22
Clueless Bitch: she won't be broke
Clueless Bitch: she is going to be an accountant
Clueless Bitch: plus her mom gives her money all the time
UB: oh she's 22? nm then.
UB: i'm sure her husband will never have a problem suckling off the mother-in-law teat for a while either. i mean, i doubt he wants to take any pride in providing for her right now
Clueless Bitch: and hes graduating in a year also
Clueless Bitch: geesh, why are you so bitter?!
UB: theyr'e the exception then. my bad. i didn't realize he was graduating...
Clueless Bitch: oh shut up
Clueless Bitch: I know that 1 in 2 marriages end in divorce, but you gotta hope that they are the one that survives
Clueless Bitch: I mean, you gotta take chances in life sometime
UB: we already established that most of the ones who don't end in divorce suck as well. marriage sucks. you need to save debie before it's too late.
Clueless Bitch: no, it's her decision and I will support her in any choice she decides
Clueless Bitch: I don't see myself ever getting married, but thats just me
UB: good. niec to hear you're not dumb like everyone else.
Clueless Bitch: you're an asshole
UB: true, but i'm a correct asshole