I'm a robot because it is a well known fact that robots are:
1. The most intelligent, although we do lack a lot of common sense.
2. The strongest, and even if we're not we can always just fall over and hurt someone with our heavy metallic bodies.
3. And we don't need any actual skills because they were built into us. Being a robot takes no actual effort.
There are many others, but i'm sick of typing so...
In conclusion, robots can kick the asses of all the other affiliations ESPECIALLY the homos. Pirates come in a close second, though. If it weren't for robots, pirates would kick everyone's asses.
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