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Tape · 11-05-2004, 01:25 AM

I hate guys who wear hats with beer slogans on them. The frat T shirt makes it pretty clear to me you're an insecure asshole, I don't need a hat to tell me too.

I hate that 'blacks' isn't politically correct anymore.

I hate people who don't kill themselves even after I tell them they should.

I hate people who don't give the winning party they did not vote for a chance.

I hate people who don't criticize the winning party they did vote for.

I hate people (girls) who have no idea what the fuck they're talking about when it comes to important issues in our society. Sometimes I think the founding fathers of this country had a solid point in not letting women vote.

I hate people who are anal (needlessly) about certain things people do to them, then turn right back around and do it to others, totally unaware of what a fucking hypocrit they look like. Cockfaces.

I hate dipshits who voted for John Kerry because MTV told them to.

I hate people who threaten to move to Canada 'cause Bush got re-elected. It's not like you can just "move to Canada". You have to apply to live there, which can take up to a year to process, you fucking closed minded jackass.

I hate asshole celebrities.

I hate little shit teenagers who like to be confrontational.

I hate people with designer frames.

I hate how the USA Today profits from a Sunday newspaper that was printed on Thursday evening. I also hate the jackasses who buy this paper on Sunday.

I hate that there are commercials AND previews before every movie now.

I hate people who are constantly correcting others, even when the other person knows they were wrong, and were just joking around.

I hate people who are proud of their "Hollywood knowledge". News flash: Hollywood doesn't know a fucking thing about you, and hopes you die.

I hate having to pretend to laugh at people's suck-ass stories so I don't hurt their feelings.

I hate that I honestly do care about hurting people's feelings sometimes.

I hate beer commercials that illustrate how I am supposed to pick up a girl.

I hate passive people.

I hate confident fat girls.

I hate when I see people still wearing those damn yellow Lance Armstrong bracelets. The fad's over cunthater, we all know you weren't wearing it to support a good cause in the first place.

I hate people who rely on a vice to function in society.

I hate obvious lies, and the people who make them that think I believe their lie.

I hate anything on my computer that thinks I'm one of those people who doesn't know how to use a computer.

I hate hidden camera shows.

I hate that "Ironic" song my Alanis Morrisette.

I hate conservative Christians who underestimate how much their opinions offend people.

I hate Sri Lanka (besides it's pimp name) it just looks like India let out a little piece of shit.

I hate drooling over a hot girl who seems very open about showing off her body to anyone who cares to watch, then realizing that you could never have a relationship with someone like that, 'cause even if you ever were lucky enough to get with her, you'd constantly be nagged at the fact that she's such a whore the first time you ever saw her, you could see her thong very easily everytime she bent over.

I hate people who ask a question that they know the answer to, they just want to show off their knowledge.

I hate clicking on a web link and realizing after it's too late that it's a PDF file.

I hate people who want hand-outs.

I hate dipshits who still think that shedding light on mullets is hilarious.

I hate ugly ass bitches.

I hate catchy phrases and jingles.

I hate people who have to ruin it for the group.

I hate people who are so convinced about something that you know is 100% bullshit, but will never be able to convince their dumb-ass to believe otherwise.

I hate people who are surprised to find out I haven't been reading their live journal.

I hate people who have a live journal.

I hate people with no sense of the concept of privacy.

I hate people who fell the need to fit in by giving themself a nickname.

I hate unappreciative bitches who act like they were raised by a pack of fucking wolves.

I hate people who you can assume will be drinking all weekend.

I hate jackasses who bitch but do nothing about their problems.

I hate people who act like they've got something up their ass all the time.

I hate people who try to make you pry by sounding interesting during a conversation.

I hate seeing people tool around in electric wheelchairs...so fucking helpless.

I hate when bitches cop attitudes.

I hate being guilted into doing things.

I hate people who "have been told they look like [insert name of celebrity they look NOTHING like here]"

I hate people who say they loved "so and so's" role in such and such a movie, but they know you don't know who the fuck "so and so" is, and they're just giddy while they wait for you to ask who it is so they can show off their obscure knowledge about an actor no one gives a fuck about.

.:Tape:.

11-05-2004, 01:25 AM	#161 (permalink)
Tape Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 14 Internets: 10	I hate guys who wear hats with beer slogans on them. The frat T shirt makes it pretty clear to me you're an insecure asshole, I don't need a hat to tell me too. I hate that 'blacks' isn't politically correct anymore. I hate people who don't kill themselves even after I tell them they should. I hate people who don't give the winning party they did not vote for a chance. I hate people who don't criticize the winning party they did vote for. I hate people (girls) who have no idea what the fuck they're talking about when it comes to important issues in our society. Sometimes I think the founding fathers of this country had a solid point in not letting women vote. I hate people who are anal (needlessly) about certain things people do to them, then turn right back around and do it to others, totally unaware of what a fucking hypocrit they look like. Cockfaces. I hate dipshits who voted for John Kerry because MTV told them to. I hate people who threaten to move to Canada 'cause Bush got re-elected. It's not like you can just "move to Canada". You have to apply to live there, which can take up to a year to process, you fucking closed minded jackass. I hate asshole celebrities. I hate little shit teenagers who like to be confrontational. I hate people with designer frames. I hate how the USA Today profits from a Sunday newspaper that was printed on Thursday evening. I also hate the jackasses who buy this paper on Sunday. I hate that there are commercials AND previews before every movie now. I hate people who are constantly correcting others, even when the other person knows they were wrong, and were just joking around. I hate people who are proud of their "Hollywood knowledge". News flash: Hollywood doesn't know a fucking thing about you, and hopes you die. I hate having to pretend to laugh at people's suck-ass stories so I don't hurt their feelings. I hate that I honestly do care about hurting people's feelings sometimes. I hate beer commercials that illustrate how I am supposed to pick up a girl. I hate passive people. I hate confident fat girls. I hate when I see people still wearing those damn yellow Lance Armstrong bracelets. The fad's over cunthater, we all know you weren't wearing it to support a good cause in the first place. I hate people who rely on a vice to function in society. I hate obvious lies, and the people who make them that think I believe their lie. I hate anything on my computer that thinks I'm one of those people who doesn't know how to use a computer. I hate hidden camera shows. I hate that "Ironic" song my Alanis Morrisette. I hate conservative Christians who underestimate how much their opinions offend people. I hate Sri Lanka (besides it's pimp name) it just looks like India let out a little piece of shit. I hate drooling over a hot girl who seems very open about showing off her body to anyone who cares to watch, then realizing that you could never have a relationship with someone like that, 'cause even if you ever were lucky enough to get with her, you'd constantly be nagged at the fact that she's such a whore the first time you ever saw her, you could see her thong very easily everytime she bent over. I hate people who ask a question that they know the answer to, they just want to show off their knowledge. I hate clicking on a web link and realizing after it's too late that it's a PDF file. I hate people who want hand-outs. I hate dipshits who still think that shedding light on mullets is hilarious. I hate ugly ass bitches. I hate catchy phrases and jingles. I hate people who have to ruin it for the group. I hate people who are so convinced about something that you know is 100% bullshit, but will never be able to convince their dumb-ass to believe otherwise. I hate people who are surprised to find out I haven't been reading their live journal. I hate people who have a live journal. I hate people with no sense of the concept of privacy. I hate people who fell the need to fit in by giving themself a nickname. I hate unappreciative bitches who act like they were raised by a pack of fucking wolves. I hate people who you can assume will be drinking all weekend. I hate jackasses who bitch but do nothing about their problems. I hate people who act like they've got something up their ass all the time. I hate people who try to make you pry by sounding interesting during a conversation. I hate seeing people tool around in electric wheelchairs...so fucking helpless. I hate when bitches cop attitudes. I hate being guilted into doing things. I hate people who "have been told they look like [insert name of celebrity they look NOTHING like here]" I hate people who say they loved "so and so's" role in such and such a movie, but they know you don't know who the fuck "so and so" is, and they're just giddy while they wait for you to ask who it is so they can show off their obscure knowledge about an actor no one gives a fuck about. .:Tape:.
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