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Ugly Bastard · 07-10-2003, 09:46 AM

The best pizza I have ever eaten in my life, or will ever eat in my life comes from Monical's Pizza. Most of my relatives live in Canton, Illinois, where a Monical's branch is located. I am here to tell you, you will never be able to truly enjoy another brand of pizza again once you eat this stuff. They have a homemade French Dressing that they give you to eat with their wonderful salad; well, as I, and most of the rest of Monical's followers out there have found, if you dip your pizza in the French Dressing, it enduces orgasm. The shit is so good. I just had some last weekend, and I'm going through withdrawls right now. So if you ever get the chance to eat at a Monical's, don't pass up on it. A+

Alright, so it's pretty clear what my first choice is, but unfortunetly for me and the rest of us, there is no Monical's in Warsaw, Indiana. So as far as Warsaw-Only pizza places, here you are:

1.) Pizza Hut. Call me boring/plain/unoriginal, but that can't change the fact that this is the best pizza in Warsaw. The only reason people put it at their second, is because they feel like a boring-ass person by saying that simply Pizza Hut is their favorite pizza. But the bottom line is, if we averaged out everyone's votes on pizza places, Pizza Hut would slay the competition because everyone likes it at least a little bit. A-

2.) Domino's. As some of you have come to find out, I am a fan of eating. Domino's pizza is very conducive to eating a lot of it, all in a small amount of time. I can put down 10 pieces of Domino's in 15 minutes, no problem. The stuff's not great, but it's certainly not bad either. B+

3.) Little Ceasar's. I had this stuff for the first time in years, a few weeks ago. I ate it a TON when I was a little kid, because my Dad is cheap, and so is Little Ceasar's. When I was younger, I never remember liking it too much, but I think they may have changed their shit up or something, because now it's really good. As Orgazmo said, if you go to the one in Warsaw (inside of K-Mart), you can get a Medium pizza for $5.00. This is more than enough to fill most of you guys up for at least one-meal, and it's good pizza too. B+

4.) Big Daddy's. This place started up a few years ago in Warsaw. It's a pretty good place with pretty good people, and pretty good pizza. B

5.) Pizza King. Pizza King is pretty damn overrated in my eyes. A lot of people seem to really like it, and I'll be honest, I think it's pretty close to a pile of greasy shit. As it happens, I like greasy shit, so it makes the list in a pretty decent spot. But that doesn't change the fact that there are many 'a pizza places out there, that kick Pizza King in the ass. C

6.) Gambie's. Now, Gambie's isn't horrible or anything, but it just never really did it for me. A lot of people like it, but I get the impression that they like it out of pity because it's a small family-owned business struggling for customers. C-

7.) Papa John's. I've had this arguement many-a-time with people, and I will hold my ground till the end of time. Papa John's is shit. The crust compiles the entire pizza, and I hate that. If you are searching for a pizza that you think you aren't going to like, then be aware that Papa John's specializes in such pizzas. Papa John's tastes like shit (not that I would know what shit tastes like...). Now, if any of you ever see me eating it, don't get me wrong, I'll eat the shit if I have to, 'cause it's still pizza, and pizza is damn good. It's just the worst pizza out there, that's all. I hate it so much... F

Nice thread Orgazmo.

-Ugly Bastard

PS: You can order "half-baked" pizzas from Monical's Pizza. We get some of these and bring them home with us from Illinois from time to time. All you do is finish cooking her in your oven. It's not quite as good as the stuff they serve you in the restaurant, but it still gives you a taste of what Monical's is all about. So if any of you want a Monical's pizza, my parents are going to back to Canton, Illinois in two weeks for my Mother's 25th Class Reunion. And I'll tell you what, this is how much I want you to try this stuff: Each pizza is like $12-14 or so, but if you give me $5, and tell me what toppings you'd like, I could have them bring you back one of these pizzas with some of their Famous French Dressing to dip it in, I'll cover the rest of the bill for your pizza, it'd be worth it knowing that you got to try it. Just let me know.

[ July 10, 2003, 08:00 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

07-10-2003, 09:46 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	The best pizza I have ever eaten in my life, or will ever eat in my life comes from Monical's Pizza. Most of my relatives live in Canton, Illinois, where a Monical's branch is located. I am here to tell you, you will never be able to truly enjoy another brand of pizza again once you eat this stuff. They have a homemade French Dressing that they give you to eat with their wonderful salad; well, as I, and most of the rest of Monical's followers out there have found, if you dip your pizza in the French Dressing, it enduces orgasm. The shit is so good. I just had some last weekend, and I'm going through withdrawls right now. So if you ever get the chance to eat at a Monical's, don't pass up on it. A+ Alright, so it's pretty clear what my first choice is, but unfortunetly for me and the rest of us, there is no Monical's in Warsaw, Indiana. So as far as Warsaw-Only pizza places, here you are: 1.) Pizza Hut. Call me boring/plain/unoriginal, but that can't change the fact that this is the best pizza in Warsaw. The only reason people put it at their second, is because they feel like a boring-ass person by saying that simply Pizza Hut is their favorite pizza. But the bottom line is, if we averaged out everyone's votes on pizza places, Pizza Hut would slay the competition because everyone likes it at least a little bit. A- 2.) Domino's. As some of you have come to find out, I am a fan of eating. Domino's pizza is very conducive to eating a lot of it, all in a small amount of time. I can put down 10 pieces of Domino's in 15 minutes, no problem. The stuff's not great, but it's certainly not bad either. B+ 3.) Little Ceasar's. I had this stuff for the first time in years, a few weeks ago. I ate it a TON when I was a little kid, because my Dad is cheap, and so is Little Ceasar's. When I was younger, I never remember liking it too much, but I think they may have changed their shit up or something, because now it's really good. As Orgazmo said, if you go to the one in Warsaw (inside of K-Mart), you can get a Medium pizza for $5.00. This is more than enough to fill most of you guys up for at least one-meal, and it's good pizza too. B+ 4.) Big Daddy's. This place started up a few years ago in Warsaw. It's a pretty good place with pretty good people, and pretty good pizza. B 5.) Pizza King. Pizza King is pretty damn overrated in my eyes. A lot of people seem to really like it, and I'll be honest, I think it's pretty close to a pile of greasy shit. As it happens, I like greasy shit, so it makes the list in a pretty decent spot. But that doesn't change the fact that there are many 'a pizza places out there, that kick Pizza King in the ass. C 6.) Gambie's. Now, Gambie's isn't horrible or anything, but it just never really did it for me. A lot of people like it, but I get the impression that they like it out of pity because it's a small family-owned business struggling for customers. C- 7.) Papa John's. I've had this arguement many-a-time with people, and I will hold my ground till the end of time. Papa John's is shit. The crust compiles the entire pizza, and I hate that. If you are searching for a pizza that you think you aren't going to like, then be aware that Papa John's specializes in such pizzas. Papa John's tastes like shit (not that I would know what shit tastes like...). Now, if any of you ever see me eating it, don't get me wrong, I'll eat the shit if I have to, 'cause it's still pizza, and pizza is damn good. It's just the worst pizza out there, that's all. I hate it so much... F Nice thread Orgazmo. -Ugly Bastard PS: You can order "half-baked" pizzas from Monical's Pizza. We get some of these and bring them home with us from Illinois from time to time. All you do is finish cooking her in your oven. It's not quite as good as the stuff they serve you in the restaurant, but it still gives you a taste of what Monical's is all about. So if any of you want a Monical's pizza, my parents are going to back to Canton, Illinois in two weeks for my Mother's 25th Class Reunion. And I'll tell you what, this is how much I want you to try this stuff: Each pizza is like $12-14 or so, but if you give me $5, and tell me what toppings you'd like, I could have them bring you back one of these pizzas with some of their Famous French Dressing to dip it in, I'll cover the rest of the bill for your pizza, it'd be worth it knowing that you got to try it. Just let me know. [ July 10, 2003, 08:00 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]