-what's the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a cadillac in my garage
-what's worse than a pile of dead babies?
a pile of dead babies with a live one trying to crawl out
-what's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
one dead baby in five garbage cans
-what's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
you can't have sex with a rock
-why do they boil water when a baby is born?
so if it's dead they can make soup
-why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
so you can see it's expression
-how do you spoil a baby?
leave it out in the sun
-what's the difference between a baby and a bagel?
you can put a bagel in the toaster, you gotta use the oven for the baby
-what's the difference between a dead baby and an onion?
I don't cry when I chop up a baby
-why didn't they crucify baby jesus?
I don't know either
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