I've been to one of their "churches" to see what all the excitement was about. They're really more like cultish recruitment centers. I walked in the door and was immediately greeted by someone with pamphlets and an enormously toothy, shit eating grin. They gave me a test to take home, which I was supposed to bring back to be "graded." The questions were all creepy too. Have you EVER stolen anything? If so, why? Did you regret it? What made you regret it? Would you do it again? Would you consider yourself happy? Why? Etc. I ended up throwing up on it. Fairly entertaining for the time being though, I got what I wanted out of it.
I also think UB is the man for the job.
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