My dear Ms. Fancy. Please don't do it. But if you still decide to and want to get one last fling on, I'm available to help you out with those "wild oats".
Of course this is coming from somebody who married at your age and thirteen years later is still married and probably will stay that way.
As a complete side note regarding stats, I'm not sure what they really mean. I think I saw something that both people entering into marriage for first time is much higher than the often cited 50%. As a side to the side. That 50% might not have been accurate anyway as that figure was based some year in the 1960s where the number of divorces for the year was 50% of the marriages that year. It wasn't actually tracking from marriages previous years. It was very possible that the back load of previous marriage from other years may have been exponentially greater than the number of divorce filed for one year. Also, in fairness, I don't believe there was any tracking of divorces from previous years. This must be true info, I read it on the internet a while back. What it didn't factor in when this was done, was a multiple divorced person who fucks the numbers all up. Take for instance, AP's elder sister has been married and divorced five fucking times (Yeah, she might be the problem, but she doesn't see it that way). AP has been married once and never divorced. So out of just these two people in this sample 5 out 6 marriages end in divorce. And then there is the case of AP's sister and her 3 husband (his 4th time) thats make it 7 out of 7 in Divorce (at that time). Fuckers like my sister and Liz Taylor blow the numbers way out of whack. A quick sample around here right now shows that all 7 people here have been married, but 5 have been divorced. What does all of this mean? Hell if I know, I just confused the fuck out myself while typing this up and forgot what I was trying to get across.
Anyway, Fancy, if it doesn't work out, I'm still available for a rebound or a divorce attorney recommendation.
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