this isn't so much as a confession as a mildly amusing story.
i walked out of my apartment today and the whole stairwell smelled like reef...so i walked out the door, and my neighbors ..or neighbors friends were smokin ciggs..so i say 'hey, i'm gonna go buy a lighter, ill be back, do you want to smoke?'. they look at me all nervously (just like everyone else i basically encounter asking if they wanna smoke), and say yea sure "just as long as you aren't wearing a wire".
so I go buy my lighter, and come back. I go inside and meet a bunch of sit down, and proceed to spark up a bowl, and converse with another dude about malware and spam and how there's great money in it and he should be my friend. of course this goes no where, because no one is really into that type of thing...
anyways, theres a knock at the door, and it's two cops. they ask for the person that lives here..and he goes to the door. and they basically say "we are here because there is burning marijuana billowing out of your door". they proceeded to say "you can bring all of the weed here and the pipes and we will destroy it, and also get everyones ID so we can check for warrants, or, we can call the judge, get a search warrant and come back with a dog and search the place"
so, he goes and gives them some weed and one of his pipes I think (I had a bowl and a sack and a half on me..no way in hell i was gonna give it up tho). ..and i give my ID over.
like 15 minutes later they leave...and on the way out the cop says..the last thing he says.. "if you have anymore marijuana in there, thats FINE. just don't smoke it here."
..i dunno, i just thought it was pretty funny that that was the last thing he said. He basically undermined everything he did/said before that.
anyways..def caught a break on that one. ...one of the kids actually flushed his sack down the toilet...lolz
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