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Unread 03-18-2009, 10:55 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde View Post
don't pull that penile cancer shit with me. everybody knows HPV is only a real threat to women/cervical cancer, which is not my fucking problem as far as i'm concerned. hpv is so difficult to prevent and so rare to actually have symptoms (warts/male cancer) that they don't even really test for it for guys in STD tests anymore.

EDIT: Even cervical cancer isn't even that common: STD Facts - Human papillomavirus (HPV)

Not even 12,000 in a year? Chump change. Next
You might not care, but there are some dudes out there who end up with a dong that looks like a head of cauliflower. I don't have a penis, personally, but if I did I imagine that would be.... unpleasant.

And cervical cancer is rare, but do you know why? Because we get yearly vag tune-ups to check for it, and it's usually dealt with before it turns into cancer. But you'd be pretty hard pressed to find many women who haven't personally or don't have friends who have had to have pre-cancerous cells removed from their cervix. And the women who don't get pap smears? That's where the 12,000 deaths number comes from. If every dude had his balls biopsied every single year, I bet the testicular cancer deaths would drop too.

But, frankly, none of this has anything to do with my original point, which I believe still stands. You can't unfuck someone. All you can do is clean up afterwards.
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