It all goes back to the early 1970s in Elkhart. My dad used to beat up Blonde's dad.
Fast forward to Blonde being a scared little freshmen on my floor and me being his RA. I would not let him borrow DVDs. Occasionally me and Blonde would correspond with AIM because yelling the three feet from his window to mine was just ridiculous and walking ALL THE WAY around the corner was just right out.
Years later we still corresponded via AIM to share / discuss various nerd things and he recommended I join this site. I did for a while, but apparently there was a site mishap that caused any proof of my existence as a member to disappear. I rejoined under the condition that Blonde would have Orgazmo fix it so that it kept track of what posts I had and had not read for easier browsing purposes.
Now I am
Literally
the coolest guy here.