So I just watched the fucking whole god damn show. By the time I had gotten to the final episode I was like, well this is going to be an ass fuck. And it was. A horribly painful ass fuck. From this day forward, I vow to never watch another fucking television show created by JJ Abrams, that fucking bastard. I honestly hate his guts. Not only because of Lost, not only because of Alias, but also because he tried to ruin Star Trek. May his soul burn in hell eternally.
That video posted above stated a shit ton of the questions that I still had, and then some that I just completely forgot about BECAUSE THERE ARE STILL SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS! Here's a few more though. What was that fucking stone in the hole in water/light pool? WHY DID MOVING IT MAKE EVERYTHING GO SHIT CRAZY?? Why, after all that time running around in the jungle, had they still not familiarized themselves with the island? It's not a fucking continent, it's a fucking island! Why is it that after all that time running across the island they had NEVER come across the "heart of the island" before? What is the island? And why were those faggots chosen over all the other people with shitty lives and who are alone? Where did the fucking "others" come from? Why did they want to kill the plane crash survivors? Why did they fuck with them so much? Why did the MIB have to take the form of John Locke? Why is it that when the MIB went down into the light pool at the heart of the island, he came flying out as a pillar of black smoke, but when Desmond and jack went down there, nothing happened? Why does Jacob have the power to grant eternal life? Why does the MIB have kick ass powers like turning into a giant fucking smoke pillar, but Jacob is a pussy? What was the fucking Dharma Initiative's purpose, and why were they there? How did they find the island? What was the significance of the "numbers" Hurley believed were a curse? God damnit this pisses me off.
As for the sideways flashes, don't even fucking get me started with that. The piece of shit creator started that whole fucking scenario after the A-bomb went off, to somehow fuck with our minds and think there was another time line going on where the plane landed and this is what would have happened if the plane did land. Then he was like, oh fuck, how am I going to end this? And then he's like I GOT IT! I'll make them all be dead!
I just want to say I was right. Although the ending wasn't nearly as bad as Alias, it was still a pretty big let down. I mean, am I the only one who was pretty badly disappointed with it? So many unanswered questions, a completely bullshit climax, and a piss poorly thrown together tie-in with the sideways flashes. God damnit all to hell.
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