So today I was browsing the web while petting a cat at the place I'm staying when, I realized I was petting his crotch. I immediately got up and left the room, feeling incredibly awkward. A few moments passed when I came to the realization that: "Shit, this cat thinks I'm the biggest pussy for not finishing the job". So, in an effort to regain the feline's respect, I went back and masturbated him until the job was complete and his penis barbs raked my palms.
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