My package arrived on Christmas Eve right before I was about to leave for the family's place out of state. According to UPS, it came from somewhere in Texas and weighed around 7 pounds. I don't normally accept packages less than 10 pounds, but in this case I made exception.
Opening package. The first thing was wrapped very carefully. It clearly must have significant value.
A picture of a cat with a beer. I'll be sure to hang this in my kitchen between my PBR rug and light up budweiser horse.
A cat calendar.
A bunch of cat paraphernalia was wrapped in a target bag. Here is Warren pictured checking out all of the swag.
Things quickly escalated with the catnip ball. I suspect it was laced with something, it's not even opened yet.
Feels good man.
Lastly, I found a discrete purple bag. What could be in here?
It appears to be a pair of some sort of cat whistle.
I blew in it but it made no sound. I discerned it must be at a frequency inaudible to the human ear. I tested it on the cat, and sure enough, he sat there and stared at me just as if I had called out his name.
Thank you Santa for the awesome gifts!