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Orgazmo · 02-27-2011, 03:27 AM

did you guys know that kings and princes used to save their semen. they would fuck women, but not cum simply because it was considered a great act to make a prince cum. therefore, they would fuck bitches and save their semen.

if you made the prince cum, you were the king bitch.

the king bitch earned the finest ham in all of the land. in most all of the cases, it was honey baked and spiral cut. they used a special knife to slice the ham. the knife was then called a 'spurliegaut'. they're rare nowadays. there was one of pawn stars the other day. they paid $350 for it and got it.

everything in the paragraph before this one is made up. though i wish it weren't.

02-27-2011, 03:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,729 Internets: 311447	lamb skin condom did you guys know that kings and princes used to save their semen. they would fuck women, but not cum simply because it was considered a great act to make a prince cum. therefore, they would fuck bitches and save their semen. if you made the prince cum, you were the king bitch. the king bitch earned the finest ham in all of the land. in most all of the cases, it was honey baked and spiral cut. they used a special knife to slice the ham. the knife was then called a 'spurliegaut'. they're rare nowadays. there was one of pawn stars the other day. they paid $350 for it and got it. everything in the paragraph before this one is made up. though i wish it weren't.