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Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde
Says the guy who has probably been eating overstocked valentines chocolates for the last few weeks.
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You are 100% correct sir. I work at a place that sells Valentines candy, so surely I bought all of it up after Valentines day and have been using it as my main source of caloric intake. I just hope I have enough to last until Easter is over.
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I eat tons of vegetables and fruit -- I don't have trouble pooping, I just like the feeling of wrenching my bowels clean. Think of it like simply squeezing a gym towel to dry it versus twisting the fuck out of it.
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Lifehack: hang your towel to dry.