Want to hear some more ridiculous bullshit about my life? Apparently I'm allergic to dogs.
I want to get a dog from the shelter when I go home/get settled. More than anything. I care more about getting a dog than I do about keeping a job and/or girlfriend.
And whatever I get, I'll probably be allergic to. Even though I've

had dogs my entire fucking life

.
If anybody wonders why I'm so hardcore about atheism, things like this are a large portion of it. No loving god would give mankind allergies to his best friend.
(I know there are hypoallergenic dogs, but I would be hard pressed to find a shelter one.)