Gaz looks like Bella's dad in Twilight.
Obligatory explanation: I was in a hotel 2 nights ago on Halloween, and out of sheer morbidity decided to watch Twilight, which was on television.
If you haven't seen it, as I guess most of you haven't, but you all probably make fun of it and call it gay anyways, I can assure you that your insults have not been in vain. It is without a doubt the worst movie I have ever seen. The acting is awful, the plot makes no sense, and the plot is awful. Everything about the movie is awful. I always assumed that they called the vampires from twilight sparkly because it was just a very gay movie -- no...when subjected to the sun the vampires
actually sparkle "like diamonds".
Their skin doesn't melt off. They don't burst into flames. They just twinkle.
Stephanie Meyer is the absolute worst thing to happen to fiction ever I'm pretty sure.
Oh and here's this: