I returned from a family Christmas to find a curious package on my step!
I think I know the name in the return address. Unless there's some trickery afoot, I believe Repug may be my SS.
OH THE EXCITEMENT!
I ripped the tape and opened the lid to find...
!
The dog eagerly came to my side, sensing and sharing my excitement.
Closer examination yielded a flurry of goods, including:
A card:
inside:
What a merry sentiment.
A couple of God of War figurines. The likes of Kratos
and Hades
to be exact.
Also, a very inappropriate book:
I went to the bookmarked page to find:
Aw, hey man, don't get me wrong... To me the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE is nothin' but a bunch of fuckin' niggers...
I immediately read the entire book.
While I did this, the box was repurposed:
Nice haul.
Thanks, SANTA!!!