Actually Blonde, I don't care other than how hilarious it was ... also my phone is somehow bugged because you commented on my post before defriending me so it pops up telling me I have 5 unread messages every 15 minutes, that's kinda annoying but I'm sure I'll be able to get it to stop somehow.
What happened:
Blonde pointed out that the movie "Looper" had a plot that combined Back to the Future, Terminator, some other time travel movie that I can't remember, and Children of the Corn.
I made a tragically negative comment along the lines of: You're saying that a time travel movie has a plot similar to other time travel movies? #mindblown
And Blonde defriended me for harshing his vibes.
Highlights of the constantly negative stuff posted on my facebook wall:
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BLOWOUT SALE on discontinued enemas and laxative suppositories!!!
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Along with a picture of said enemas and suppositories.
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Got my first paycheck with my paycut ... I forgot the government taking a share so my $9000 a year paycut is really only like $6000 out of pocket ... *not bad at all!!!
*Note sarcasm
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Pharmacy facts: if you walk into a drugstore and ask where the pharmacy is, you might be an idiot. Its in the back. Its always in the back ... of every drugstore in the country.
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So I decided to play words with friends against a stranger and dedicated myself to playing the lowest point word possible each turn to see how long they keep playing
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Pharmacy facts: when hippies ask how good your sushi is, its a rhetorical question, hippies don't have any money.
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My Run-goods continue! Home appraisal came back high enough that we wont need mortgage insurance after our refinance
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Pharmacy facts: Each store is allocated 50 locking cases for movies. These cases will disappear one day before movies arrive at your store.
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Pharmacy facts: being on Benadryl makes it harder to find the Benadryl.
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For a long time I've wondered what its like to somehow be cold despite wearing an undershirt, a tshirt, a button up shirt, and a sweater while sitting directly under a 120 degree lamp in a building with a 76° ambient temperature ... guess I'll go ask my cashier.
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I get too much joy out of playing childish words in Words with Friends: shit, mullet, poop, pees, farts ... all played in the last hour, often times costing me the game.
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Literally the last ten posts I made on Facebook.