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Originally Posted by Dirty Harry
I really can't believe you spent your money on this shit.
The first package contained a book called "Hot Guys with Cute Animals" or some shit.
Here is an example of the contents.
Next we have the contents of package number two.
It didn't take long for me to realize wtf they were.
My cat thought they were a toy. Unfortunately, he was right.
Why did you buy so many anal beads? Jesus Christ.
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The best gift is yet to show up, but the anal beads came in a deal, so I had to snag them all up. Don't use them all in one asshole. I know it's still not my place to ask, but is my Santa going to come through? I've yet to see a special gift in my box.