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Orgazmo · 11-06-2003, 02:41 AM

Yes, prison.

Where did the Prison come from? Oh...oh I'll tell you. Originally the thought of Ugly Bastard, after strong support from The Elite, the Prison is now reality.

What does the Prison do? It holds those who the Elite don't think have what it takes to be a full-functioning member of the board. Members of the Prison can only post messages within the Prison, although they are free to view the entire board. On the flipside of that token, topics can only be started in the Prison by members (exceptions for administrative messages will be made...but, outside of that, unless you're a prisoner, DON'T START TOPICS IN HERE--they'll just be deleted). Feel free, however, to reply to anything that you wish.

Who are the members restricted to this forum? Based completely on votes by the Elite, any member can be voted into the forum, and any member can be voted out of the forum...at any time. What does that mean? It means that, while a prisoner, one should be making good topics that spew great conversations. This type of behavior is the most sure way to get voted out of the Prison and back into normal Nubblite status. Being a dumbass and providing thousands of one-line replies probably won't get you very far.

There you have it. If you're a prisoner, don't hold a grudge...it may have only been one vote that put you in. Just post shit with quality and you'll be out in no time.

Have fun

[ November 06, 2003, 12:02 AM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

Pliedes · 11-06-2003, 03:17 AM

Hahahahahahahahahhaahahahaaaaaaaaa!

I love this!

God bless Ugly, Orgazmo, and the Elite.

Titan · 11-06-2003, 03:20 AM

Oh, was this what we were foreshadowing early? I'm pretty sure it is. Huh, well, would you look at that?

Orgazmo · 11-06-2003, 03:21 AM

I'm just praying that I don't see a post by a prisoner pop up in a different forum right now...

BigDongedHoe · 11-06-2003, 03:23 AM

I absolutely love this, everything about this, especially the fact they have the label "prisoner" in yellow next to there name.

I can't stand to see one more post by Vol incorporating a 1 line piece of shit just to get his post count up.

Maybe this will teach fuckers to learn how to post and be productive.

Titan · 11-06-2003, 03:24 AM

There's always the drawn and quartered option.

Pliedes · 11-06-2003, 03:24 AM

I'm willing to go so far as to say Prison would not exist without Vol. I mean, we've had some bad posters on here, but Vol just shoved the whole wagon over the edge.

Ugly Bastard · 11-06-2003, 03:25 AM

Hey guys...how are you?

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 11-06-2003, 03:26 AM

I like how prison = elites right now

StabMaster Arson · 11-06-2003, 03:26 AM

why are we all posting in here... remember how great it is to post outside of prison???

Pliedes · 11-06-2003, 03:27 AM

I think the funniest part is that, so far, all of the prison posts have been by members of quite the opposite stature.

Edit: Wow, Orgazmo, Stab, and I all posted the same thing at almost the same time.
Great minds think alike.

[ November 06, 2003, 12:28 AM: Message edited by: Pliedes ]

Titan · 11-06-2003, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pliedes:
I'm willing to go so far as to say Prison would not exist without Vol.

I'll bet some prisoners will find that quite vexxxing.

Shit, posting in prison must be the cool thing to do now. Well that will soon change.

[ November 06, 2003, 12:28 AM: Message edited by: Titan ]

StabMaster Arson · 11-06-2003, 03:28 AM

so.... who's gonna be the first prisoner to post here?

Schroeder · 11-06-2003, 03:30 AM

Titan · 11-06-2003, 03:31 AM

Wow, Schroeder actually accomplished something.

Ugly Bastard · 11-06-2003, 03:33 AM

Schroeder!

Nice work, and nice post. We're all pulling for you to reform, and get yourself out of this mess you've found yourself in...so let's see some good threads.

-Ugly Bastard

Schroeder · 11-06-2003, 03:34 AM

I hope I don't get ass-raped.

Pliedes · 11-06-2003, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Schroeder:
I hope I don't get ass-raped.

Maybe you should be the one to do the ass-raping then...

Ok, that really didn't sound good.

StabMaster Arson · 11-06-2003, 03:35 AM

I think the first step towards your reformation would be to change the typo in your sig line... within is one fucking word.

that's been bugging me for awhile.

StabMaster Arson · 11-06-2003, 03:43 AM

good job.
now, I'll help you fund a library... see how this works.

Titan · 11-06-2003, 03:44 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Pliedes · 11-06-2003, 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by StabMaster Arson:
good job.
now, I'll help you fund a library... see how this works.

Beauty.

Schroeder · 11-06-2003, 03:46 AM

Maybe I'll just have to go all Shawshank and you guys and just post and IM you till something happens.

Schroeder · 11-06-2003, 03:47 AM

Hey, if Vol is going to be my cellmate, just give me the death penalty.

StabMaster Arson · 11-06-2003, 03:49 AM

I think Vol might be spending most of his time in the hole.

11-06-2003, 03:20 AM	#3 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Oh, was this what we were foreshadowing early? I'm pretty sure it is. Huh, well, would you look at that?
	I do what the fuck I want.

11-06-2003, 03:23 AM	#5 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	I absolutely love this, everything about this, especially the fact they have the label "prisoner" in yellow next to there name. I can't stand to see one more post by Vol incorporating a 1 line piece of shit just to get his post count up. Maybe this will teach fuckers to learn how to post and be productive.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

11-06-2003, 03:24 AM	#6 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	There's always the drawn and quartered option.
	I do what the fuck I want.

11-06-2003, 03:26 AM	#10 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	why are we all posting in here... remember how great it is to post outside of prison???
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

11-06-2003, 03:28 AM	#13 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	so.... who's gonna be the first prisoner to post here?
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

11-06-2003, 02:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Yes, prison. Where did the Prison come from? Oh...oh I'll tell you. Originally the thought of Ugly Bastard, after strong support from The Elite, the Prison is now reality. What does the Prison do? It holds those who the Elite don't think have what it takes to be a full-functioning member of the board. Members of the Prison can only post messages within the Prison, although they are free to view the entire board. On the flipside of that token, topics can only be started in the Prison by members (exceptions for administrative messages will be made...but, outside of that, unless you're a prisoner, DON'T START TOPICS IN HERE--they'll just be deleted). Feel free, however, to reply to anything that you wish. Who are the members restricted to this forum? Based completely on votes by the Elite, any member can be voted into the forum, and any member can be voted out of the forum...at any time. What does that mean? It means that, while a prisoner, one should be making good topics that spew great conversations. This type of behavior is the most sure way to get voted out of the Prison and back into normal Nubblite status. Being a dumbass and providing thousands of one-line replies probably won't get you very far. There you have it. If you're a prisoner, don't hold a grudge...it may have only been one vote that put you in. Just post shit with quality and you'll be out in no time. Have fun [ November 06, 2003, 12:02 AM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

11-06-2003, 03:17 AM	#2 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Hahahahahahahahahhaahahahaaaaaaaaa! I love this! God bless Ugly, Orgazmo, and the Elite.

11-06-2003, 03:21 AM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	I'm just praying that I don't see a post by a prisoner pop up in a different forum right now...

11-06-2003, 03:24 AM	#7 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I'm willing to go so far as to say Prison would not exist without Vol. I mean, we've had some bad posters on here, but Vol just shoved the whole wagon over the edge.

11-06-2003, 03:25 AM	#8 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Hey guys...how are you? -Ugly Bastard

11-06-2003, 03:26 AM	#9 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	I like how prison = elites right now

11-06-2003, 03:27 AM	#11 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I think the funniest part is that, so far, all of the prison posts have been by members of quite the opposite stature. Edit: Wow, Orgazmo, Stab, and I all posted the same thing at almost the same time. Great minds think alike. [ November 06, 2003, 12:28 AM: Message edited by: Pliedes ]

11-06-2003, 03:30 AM	#14 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Me

11-06-2003, 03:31 AM	#15 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Wow, Schroeder actually accomplished something.
	I do what the fuck I want.

11-06-2003, 03:33 AM	#16 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Schroeder! Nice work, and nice post. We're all pulling for you to reform, and get yourself out of this mess you've found yourself in...so let's see some good threads. -Ugly Bastard

11-06-2003, 03:34 AM	#17 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	I hope I don't get ass-raped.

11-06-2003, 03:35 AM	#19 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I think the first step towards your reformation would be to change the typo in your sig line... within is one fucking word. that's been bugging me for awhile.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

11-06-2003, 03:43 AM	#20 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	good job. now, I'll help you fund a library... see how this works.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

11-06-2003, 03:44 AM	#21 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	HAHAHAHAHAHA.
	I do what the fuck I want.

11-06-2003, 03:46 AM	#23 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Maybe I'll just have to go all Shawshank and you guys and just post and IM you till something happens.

11-06-2003, 03:47 AM	#24 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Hey, if Vol is going to be my cellmate, just give me the death penalty.

11-06-2003, 03:49 AM	#25 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I think Vol might be spending most of his time in the hole.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!