Ask Angry Pancake anything.

[angry pancake]

I'm full of wisdom and ethanol.

[Orgazmo]

Just how much wisdom do you have?

[angry pancake]

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

Just how much wisdom do you have?

Fuckloads. I'm old and spent lots of time in college. But the ethanol level is considerable right now.

[Orgazmo]

How old are you?

[SittinOnDubsWGW]

IIRC, you're a lawyer, right? What type and do you enjoy it?

[Mr. Blonde]

How many times have you been married, and what is your view of marriage as a social institution?

[DJ FC]

What's the hardest drug you've done?

[angry pancake]

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

How old are you?

I'll be 38 in April.

[angry pancake]

Originally Posted by SittinOnDubsWGW

IIRC, you're a lawyer, right? What type and do you enjoy it?

Yes, I am a Lawyer. Mostly insurance litigation for a long time. Since the quitting this a few years back, It's been mostly consumer litigation and bankruptcy.

It's okay, not the greatest job in the world, but it doesn't suck. I'd rather have made porno movies.

[angry pancake]

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

How many times have you been married, and what is your view of marriage as a social institution?

Twice. The first one ended when my wife couldn't get along with my girlfriend. I am technically still married right now. There was booze and Vegas involved with the second one. It'll probably be short lived. I see absolutely no fucking reason to get married. Not even for money. I freely admit that I am absolutely no good at being a husband and I fucking hate kids. Marriage is an overrated institution in a do as I say, not as I do sort of way.

[angry pancake]

Originally Posted by DJ FC

What's the hardest drug you've done?

Probably PCP. Did that as an accident. I just thought we were smoking weed. Nope it had Angel dust in it. That was around 18 or so. Made me sick for days.

I've dropped acid a few times back in the late teens early 20s. I liked it okay for about the first hour and half then the comedown kind of sucked. wasn't really high anymore, but still kind of speeding. Not likely to ever do that again.

I've done Meth one time and didn't like it. It was like snorting battery acid. Ended up picking dead skin out of my nose for a few days. Didn't even get a buzz from it.

Cocaine was hard to come by in my day and it was just fucking too expensive. Fun stuff, but the bang to buck ratio is out of whack. There was no such thing a crack back in this day either, or not in my circles anyway.

Mushrooms. Used to have a source in Central Washington when I was there. Plentiful and cheep. Great laughing high, then it wore off and it was over. Awesome stuff. Can't find those anymore.

Weed. Haven't had any in while. Probably last time was while in Amsterdam. Good shit they make over there. I generally prefer the "haze" over the "elephant." Abraxas had a strain called juicy fruit a while back and that was really tasty. See www.abraxas.tv I have to give props to places that let you "borrow a bong." By a nonalcoholic drink and you get free internet use as well. Near the edge of the RLD, and right across from the Nova hotel. Damn I miss Amsterdam.

Otherwise, that's about it. Never had any X or some of the otherthings that are out that are going around now. Really not much of a druggie.

[Mr. Blonde]

Nubblies Amsterdam trip. Year ahead of time for everyone to plan. Just a thought.

Back on track: How many women do you think you've slept with? Of those, how many of them were (estimates here, unless you actually know for sure the number, which would 100x more awesome) in a relationship with another man at the time of all the sexing?

[angry pancake]

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Nubblies Amsterdam trip. Year ahead of time for everyone to plan. Just a thought.

Back on track: How many women do you think you've slept with? Of those, how many of them were (estimates here, unless you actually know for sure the number, which would 100x more awesome) in a relationship with another man at the time of all the sexing?

I really don't know. The married/involved has been more in the last 7-8 years. The phenomen is that it's not hard to pick up a bitch from her late thirties to early forties. If she's not getting attention from home, she'll get it else where. The total number isn't very Wilt Chamberlainish or Magic Johnson like. Total I'd guess around maybe 100 or 125 or so (not counting oral only). There's been some about 15-20 who were "girl friends" or other regular repeaters. A few I still keep in touch with.

The married/involved deals with all sorts of shades of gray. Some where married but had an understanding. Some where separated. Some were in married, but he cheated on her, most didn't give a fuck. One I see every few month is married, but he travels out of the country about 10 months per year. Some rationalize it however they want. Some of the married just don't give a fuck and want sex. Oh and some I'm just presuming are married because they wear a wedding set. Often the topic doesn't come up. The business travel is like something out of the 1960s free love era. It's hard not to pick something up at busy hotel bars near airports of larger cities. I don't travel hardly at all anymore in the last 3- 3 1/2 years.

One of my favoriet places were the hotels along JFK near Intercontinetal in Houston. The Hyatt (I think it's a Wyndham now) had a bar called Derricks that had a cool happy hour. Hard to miss there. After the switch to Wyndham or whatever it was dead the time or two that I went.

Oh, just to be sure. Few of these married women were anything special. Lots of average to cute. So keep the light off. Also, you need a thick skin. You will get turned down.

Another place I've had good luck recently is Las Vegas. However, it's always comes through somebody I know. Example, A bunch of adjusters went a couple of new years ago, I knew of few of the them and picked up one from their group who I didn't know.

[vaga1220 *]

Did you bone anyone from jiu-jitsu.net?

Did you ever meet Buck? And if yes, is he as ugly in person as his pictures and name suggest?

[angry pancake]

Originally Posted by vaga1220

Did you bone anyone from jiu-jitsu.net?

Did you ever meet Buck? And if yes, is he as ugly in person as his pictures and name suggest?

Never boned anyone from jiu-jitsu net. I think Stu and Loro did, but I can't confirm that. In fact the only bitches I ever met from jj.net were Loro and Kit. I don't know if Shawna was there or not.

Oh yeah, I've met Buck. We both trained at Mohler's jiu-jitsu. Buck's a really cool guy.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

Have you ever had a fecal transplant?

[Mr. Blonde]

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/13/sc...general&src=me

[angry pancake]

Originally Posted by Mr. Mistoffelees

Have you ever had a fecal transplant?

Not yet. But I have an open mind about such things.

[vaga1220 *]

Do you know anything about wrongful termination lawsuits?

[angry pancake]

Originally Posted by vaga1220

Do you know anything about wrongful termination lawsuits?

Not a damn thing. If you got fired, it's because you're a chink.

[vaga1220 *]

I didn't get fired but my girlfriend, (imo wrongly) was fired yesterday. We're talking with a lawyer monday.

Anyway back to the topic. How many times do you masterbate a day?

[vaga1220 *]

Fuck

[angry pancake]

Originally Posted by vaga1220

I didn't get fired but my girlfriend, (imo wrongly) was fired yesterday. We're talking with a lawyer monday.

Anyway back to the topic. How many times do you masterbate a day?

I'm guessing because you're the only chink in Utah, that your gf must be white. The fired her for fucking a chink.

I don't masturbate nearly enough any more. I guess about once or twice a week. I was thinking about doing that this morning, but it just seemed like too much effort.