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From Adaptation:
Charlie Kaufman: To begin.. To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then reward myself with coffee. Coffee and a muffin. So I need to establish the themes. Maybe a banana nut. That's a good muffin. |
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I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast.
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And, to answer your question, there are two reasons why I'm looking at you like this. One because it seems in a few minutes you will officially be the only survivor of this train wreck, and two, because you didn't break one bone, you don't have a scratch on you. -ER Doctor
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#103 (permalink) |
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Duke Henry: You're not one of my vassals... who are you?
Ash: Who wants to know? Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples. Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town. Army of Darkness |
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#104 (permalink) |
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Cripes, a few more
Teacher Kitano: Life is a game. So fight for survival and see if you're worth it. - Battle Royale All I've got in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't bust either for nobody. -Scarface Dante Hicks: You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie. Randal Graves: [reading a magazine] Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour? Dante Hicks: What's a jizz-mopper? Randal Graves: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off. Dante Hicks: Nudie booth? Randal Graves: Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth? Dante Hicks: I guess not. Randal Graves: Oh, it's great. There's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks. Dante Hicks: What kinda show? [Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll of paper towels.] Randal Graves: They do the weirdest, craziest shit you like to see chicks do. They insert things into any opening on their body - ANY opening. Dante Hicks: Could we not talk about this right now? Randal Graves: The jizz-mopper's job is to clean off the glass after each guy shoots a load. I don't know if you noticed, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away. Offended Customer: I will never come to this place again! Dante Hicks: I'm sorry? Offended Customer: Using filthy language in front of the customers, you both should be fired! Dante Hicks: I'm sorry, I guess we got carried away. Offended Customer: I don't know if sorry could make up for it, you've highly offended me. Randal Graves: Well if you thinks that's offensive, check this out! [Shows him graphic picture from porn mag.] Randal Graves: I think you can see her kidneys! -Clerks |
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" Big gulps huh, Welp see ya later" - Dumb and Dumber
" I dont want a large farva, i want a god damned liter of cola." " You want me to super size your drink for 25 cents" " want me to punch a size your face for free: - supertroppers |
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Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.
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Vincent: Man, I shot Marvin in the face.
Jules: Why the fuck did you do that! Oh man I've seen some crazy ass shit in my time! Vincent: Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. You probably went over a bump or something. Jules: Hey, the car didn't hit no motherfucking bump. Vincent: Hey, look man, I didn't mean to shoot the son of a bitch! The gun went off. I don't know why. Jules: Well look at this fucking mess, man. We're on a city street in broad daylight. Vincent: I don't believe it. Jules: Well believe it now, motherfucker! We gotta get this car off the road. You know cops tend to notice shit like your driving a car drenched in fucking blood. - Pulp Fiction |
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From Pulp Fiction:
<font size="8">THE ENTIRE MOVIE</font> Ok, thats finished |
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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From Billy Madison when the teacher reads a book to the class...
Billy-Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog is lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog. |
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If you fuck with the Dog, the Dog is going to fuck with you.
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Oh, I have a plethora of favorites...where should I begin???
Donnie Darko- "Your son asked me to forcefully insert the love continuum card into my anus!" The Hot Chick- "Let's not let a little thing like me turning into a man and you wanting to get with me ruin our friendship." Airplane!- "Surely you're not serious!" "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. Zoolander- "And that's when I became bulimic." "You can read minds!!???" |
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