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theMerciless1 · 07-27-2005, 11:50 AM

this past weekend i got super fucked up and went to some titty bars and got a little handsey w/ the whores. one knocked my glasses off with her DD's.
this isnt that bad but when we got back to the house i called my GF and told her all about this, she was maaaad. then the escorts got there...

MAGICLIT · 07-27-2005, 12:30 PM

Your such a man-whore.

Ironic Mustache · 07-27-2005, 12:33 PM

Zev has been on fire lately.

Beebs · 07-27-2005, 02:25 PM

I look at the treasury stamp on dollar bills to see where they were printed.

Ironic Mustache · 07-27-2005, 02:29 PM

I'm reading a cheesy fantasy book and I'm enjoying it.

Freyday · 07-27-2005, 02:48 PM

I drank my roommates milk......out of the carton.

Niger Angelus · 07-28-2005, 01:32 PM

I feel like cancelling on my friends today... I feel like that all the time now.

Ironic Mustache · 07-28-2005, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Freyday:
I drank my roommates milk......out of the carton.

I came in my roommates milk carton.

And then forgot, and drank it. Out of the carton.

theMerciless1 · 07-28-2005, 02:35 PM

this week i've drank 2 40's and 6 deuces

07-28-2005, 02:57 PM

I pissed in my neighbors' milk carton.

Ironic Mustache · 07-28-2005, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theMerciless1:
this week i've drank 2 40's and 6 deuces

It's thursday already you slacker.

theMerciless1 · 07-28-2005, 03:12 PM

well i had to hang w/ deven 2 nights
she's been giving me shit about acting too immature and getting fucked up all the time.

Ironic Mustache · 07-28-2005, 04:11 PM

I get that same shit. IMTT tricked me into not drinking for a week to prove that I can. I suspect we may break up that week.

Lucy Fur · 07-28-2005, 04:14 PM

i thought dev dumped you a long time ago....

Ironic Mustache · 07-28-2005, 04:34 PM

They got back together but since, zev has made a mockery of their relationship.

theMerciless1 · 07-28-2005, 05:27 PM

have i?

MAGICLIT · 07-28-2005, 05:31 PM

Most definetly.

Ironic Mustache · 07-28-2005, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theMerciless1:
have i?

Well, let's look at this mathematically.

Cheating 101

Fucking another chick 1 time = mistake

Fucking another chick 2 times = Alright, alright seriously I'm sorry for reals this time.

Fucking another chick a bunch of times = It was a phase, but I'm over it now.

Having a chick that's damn near a whole separate relationship that you fuck all the time and then also fuck other chicks on the side of her = mockery.

MAGICLIT · 07-28-2005, 06:21 PM

yes merciless, you have become more cold-blooded than ever.

theMerciless1 · 07-28-2005, 07:32 PM

i've never actually put my penis in anyone else while we were officially together.
and the other night i didnt bang any of the escorts, i didnt even get my knob polished.

Ironic Mustache · 07-28-2005, 07:35 PM

Well eating aint cheating so you're in the clear.

MAGICLIT · 07-29-2005, 01:33 PM

yes it is.

Ironic Mustache · 07-29-2005, 01:59 PM

No it's not. John Carlo said so and he punches harder than anyone in the world.

Ironic Mustache · 07-29-2005, 02:02 PM

http://www.akbf.net/jvid2.htm

theMerciless1 · 07-29-2005, 08:55 PM

actually the worst thing i ever did was when i got back together w/ dev she was at my house one night and went into the bathroom and saw some other chicks toothbrush and said "aw you kept my toothbrush".
i didnt tell her it was another bitch's and let her use it, i actually felt guilty after i stopped laughing.

07-27-2005, 11:50 AM	#1201 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	this past weekend i got super fucked up and went to some titty bars and got a little handsey w/ the whores. one knocked my glasses off with her DD's. this isnt that bad but when we got back to the house i called my GF and told her all about this, she was maaaad. then the escorts got there...
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

07-27-2005, 12:30 PM	#1202 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Your such a man-whore.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-27-2005, 12:33 PM	#1203 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Zev has been on fire lately.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-27-2005, 02:29 PM	#1205 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I'm reading a cheesy fantasy book and I'm enjoying it.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-27-2005, 02:48 PM	#1206 (permalink)
Freyday Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bloomington Posts: 16 Internets: 10	I drank my roommates milk......out of the carton.
	Yeah I did it! And I'll do it again!!!!

07-27-2005, 02:25 PM	#1204 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	I look at the treasury stamp on dollar bills to see where they were printed.

07-28-2005, 01:32 PM	#1207 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I feel like cancelling on my friends today... I feel like that all the time now.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

07-28-2005, 02:35 PM	#1209 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	this week i've drank 2 40's and 6 deuces
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

07-28-2005, 02:57 PM	#1210 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I pissed in my neighbors' milk carton.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

07-28-2005, 03:12 PM	#1212 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	well i had to hang w/ deven 2 nights she's been giving me shit about acting too immature and getting fucked up all the time.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

07-28-2005, 04:11 PM	#1213 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I get that same shit. IMTT tricked me into not drinking for a week to prove that I can. I suspect we may break up that week.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-28-2005, 04:14 PM	#1214 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	i thought dev dumped you a long time ago....
	I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.

07-28-2005, 04:34 PM	#1215 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	They got back together but since, zev has made a mockery of their relationship.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-28-2005, 05:27 PM	#1216 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	have i?
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

07-28-2005, 05:31 PM	#1217 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Most definetly.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-28-2005, 06:21 PM	#1219 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	yes merciless, you have become more cold-blooded than ever.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-28-2005, 07:32 PM	#1220 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	i've never actually put my penis in anyone else while we were officially together. and the other night i didnt bang any of the escorts, i didnt even get my knob polished.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

07-28-2005, 07:35 PM	#1221 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Well eating aint cheating so you're in the clear.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-29-2005, 01:33 PM	#1222 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	yes it is.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-29-2005, 01:59 PM	#1223 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	No it's not. John Carlo said so and he punches harder than anyone in the world.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-29-2005, 02:02 PM	#1224 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	http://www.akbf.net/jvid2.htm
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-29-2005, 08:55 PM	#1225 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	actually the worst thing i ever did was when i got back together w/ dev she was at my house one night and went into the bathroom and saw some other chicks toothbrush and said "aw you kept my toothbrush". i didnt tell her it was another bitch's and let her use it, i actually felt guilty after i stopped laughing.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins