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Mr. Blonde · 01-10-2012, 04:11 AM

I would like an order of Ham, medium rare, and only cut with the finest spurliegaut if you please. I would also like to have it served with a nice glazing of original style Faggot Glue™, please.

Also a glass of White Zinfandel. Thanks.

DJ FC · 01-10-2012, 11:18 AM

Sir,

It is not recommended to order a ham medium rare.

I expect your reply.

Sincerely,

Faggot Glue™

Mr. Blonde · 01-10-2012, 01:10 PM

Rare then.

DJ FC · 01-10-2012, 04:42 PM

Certainly, Sir.

Mr. Blonde · 01-10-2012, 04:50 PM

Beebs · 01-12-2012, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ FC

Sir,

It is not recommended to order a ham medium rare.

I expect your reply.

Sincerely,

Faggot Glue™

Actually there is no real reason to get pork well done anymore.

DJ FC · 01-12-2012, 04:24 PM

Quite certainly, which is why the good gentleman has ordered his ham rare.

Beebs · 01-12-2012, 06:44 PM

My mistake sir.

angry pancake · 01-13-2012, 11:57 PM

Trick oh nose sis.

Beebs · 01-14-2012, 03:47 AM

Mr. Blonde · 01-14-2012, 04:21 AM

what the fuck, Beebs.

just...god dammit

you ruined a perfectly good ham meal

Beebs · 01-14-2012, 06:46 PM

What? He's in formal attire.

DJ FC · 01-14-2012, 10:40 PM

FAGGOTGLUE.COM

DJ FC · 07-31-2012, 08:33 AM

Could I interest you in our cheese cart?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 08-06-2012, 10:10 PM

YFW americans clap after they make pig noises - YouTube

Ironic Mustache · 08-08-2012, 12:56 PM

The "Get off my lawn" thread makes me want to sniff faggot glue.

01-10-2012, 04:11 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Faggot Glue I would like an order of Ham, medium rare, and only cut with the finest spurliegaut if you please. I would also like to have it served with a nice glazing of original style Faggot Glue™, please. Also a glass of White Zinfandel. Thanks.

01-10-2012, 11:18 AM	#2 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	Sir, It is not recommended to order a ham medium rare. I expect your reply. Sincerely, Faggot Glue™
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

01-10-2012, 04:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	Certainly, Sir.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

01-12-2012, 04:24 PM	#7 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	Quite certainly, which is why the good gentleman has ordered his ham rare.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

01-14-2012, 04:21 AM	#11 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	what the fuck, Beebs. just...god dammit you ruined a perfectly good ham meal
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-10-2012, 01:10 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Rare then.

01-10-2012, 04:50 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106

01-12-2012, 06:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	My mistake sir.

01-14-2012, 03:47 AM	#10 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341

01-14-2012, 06:46 PM	#12 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	What? He's in formal attire.

01-14-2012, 10:40 PM	#13 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	FAGGOTGLUE.COM
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

07-31-2012, 08:33 AM	#14 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	Could I interest you in our cheese cart?
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

08-08-2012, 12:56 PM	#16 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	The "Get off my lawn" thread makes me want to sniff faggot glue.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

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