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malibu · 06-06-2003, 05:20 AM

the porn was so dirty that whilst i was second guessing being in it, i invited bigdongedhoe to join me

ninjaface · 06-06-2003, 03:14 PM

Excellent work tonguegina. Hobos are always good for a laugh.

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 8
Ugly Bastard - 5
pliedes - 4
StDx - 4
Titan - 3
50 Cent - 2
BDH - 2
Lethal - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
St. Anky - 1
ninjaface - 1
tonguegina - 1

Take it away.

tonguegina · 06-06-2003, 07:14 PM

Thank you, sir.

The car was so shitty...

Timmy Two Beers · 06-06-2003, 07:34 PM

...that not only was it a rusted out peice of shit worse looking then funnychin's face, but it still had a pilethera of used tampons and condoms used in the last owner's many foot fucking fetishes.

Orgazmo · 06-07-2003, 02:15 AM

The car was so shitty...its skid marks were brown.

Ugly Bastard · 06-07-2003, 02:55 AM

The car was so shitty...tonguegina's hillbilly uncle had a heart-attack when he saw it.

-Ugly Bastard

[ June 09, 2003, 01:24 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

silver and cold · 06-07-2003, 08:07 PM

The car was so shitty...it looked even worse than my 89 rusted out truck

tonguegina · 06-10-2003, 12:25 AM

Ugly Bastard, I must point out that I am in no way, shape, or form related to that man, and I never will be.

The nod goes to Orgazmo. Kudos. The floor is yours.

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 9
Ugly Bastard - 5
pliedes - 4
StDx - 4
Titan - 3
50 Cent - 2
BDH - 2
Lethal - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
St. Anky - 1
ninjaface - 1
tonguegina - 1

Orgazmo · 06-10-2003, 01:16 AM

Thank you, Mr. Gina.

His beard was so long...

Orgazmo · 06-11-2003, 03:28 AM

I mean, it was soooooo fucking long that...

tonguegina · 06-11-2003, 02:44 PM

His beard was so long that...after he shaved it off, they used the hair to weave a blanket for Yao Ming.

Ugly Bastard · 06-11-2003, 03:00 PM

His beard was so long that...after he shaved it off, they used the hair to weave a blanket for my penis.

Trumped.

-Ugly Bastard

ninjaface · 06-11-2003, 05:59 PM

His beard was so long that...it didn't just catch crumbs, it caught entire meals.

StabMaster Arson · 06-12-2003, 02:01 AM

his beard was so long that... his beard had a beard and even his beard's beard was longer than the next longest beard.

Orgazmo · 06-12-2003, 02:41 AM

Stabmaster has it.

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 9
Ugly Bastard - 5
pliedes - 4
StDx - 4
Titan - 3
50 Cent - 2
BDH - 2
Lethal - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
St. Anky - 1
ninjaface - 1
tonguegina - 1
StabMaster Arson - 1

StabMaster Arson · 06-13-2003, 02:58 AM

much appreciation.

the scenario (ladies, adjust it to fit):
it's been a long day, you're going to get in your car to finally head home... you sit down and because of your weariness, you SLAM the door on your left nut...That hurt like a...

ninjaface · 06-13-2003, 03:06 AM

That hurt like a...big, fat, sweaty, 300 lb man jogging in place on your chest.

malibu · 06-13-2003, 05:41 AM

That hurt like a bunch of fat bitches party boyin' on top of me

Ugly Bastard · 06-13-2003, 09:28 AM

That hurt like a...car door slamming into my nuts really hard.

-Ugly Bastard

tonguegina · 06-17-2003, 07:57 PM

That hurt like a...hot bitch biting down on my dick.

Orgazmo · 06-17-2003, 08:43 PM

That hurt like a...motherfucker.

StabMaster Arson · 06-18-2003, 02:23 AM

I think Gaz pinpointed exactly how it hurt... she's all yers

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 10
Ugly Bastard - 5
pliedes - 4
StDx - 4
Titan - 3
50 Cent - 2
BDH - 2
Lethal - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
St. Anky - 1
ninjaface - 1
tonguegina - 1
StabMaster Arson - 1

Orgazmo · 06-18-2003, 10:33 PM

Thank you.

The dog was humping the velvet rabbit so quickly, it sort of looked like...

malibu · 06-18-2003, 10:39 PM

The dog was humping the velvet rabbit so quickly, it sort of looked like one big orgasmic blur fascinating all of it's spectators

Ugly Bastard · 06-19-2003, 10:25 AM

The dog was humping the velvet rabbit so quickly, it sort of looked like...Jenna Jameson's vagina after the filming of "Seven Guys Get Jenna At Once"

-Ugly Bastard

[ June 19, 2003, 08:25 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

06-06-2003, 05:20 AM	#276 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	the porn was so dirty that whilst i was second guessing being in it, i invited bigdongedhoe to join me
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

06-06-2003, 07:34 PM	#279 (permalink)
Timmy Two Beers Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 126 Internets: 10	...that not only was it a rusted out peice of shit worse looking then funnychin's face, but it still had a pilethera of used tampons and condoms used in the last owner's many foot fucking fetishes.
	Knock Knock...Who's There...Go Fuck Yourself!

06-07-2003, 08:07 PM	#282 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	The car was so shitty...it looked even worse than my 89 rusted out truck
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

06-12-2003, 02:01 AM	#289 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	his beard was so long that... his beard had a beard and even his beard's beard was longer than the next longest beard.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

06-13-2003, 02:58 AM	#291 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	much appreciation. the scenario (ladies, adjust it to fit): it's been a long day, you're going to get in your car to finally head home... you sit down and because of your weariness, you SLAM the door on your left nut...That hurt like a...
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

06-06-2003, 03:14 PM	#277 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Excellent work tonguegina. Hobos are always good for a laugh. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 8 Ugly Bastard - 5 pliedes - 4 StDx - 4 Titan - 3 50 Cent - 2 BDH - 2 Lethal - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 St. Anky - 1 ninjaface - 1 tonguegina - 1 Take it away.

06-06-2003, 07:14 PM	#278 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Thank you, sir. The car was so shitty...

06-07-2003, 02:15 AM	#280 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	The car was so shitty...its skid marks were brown.

06-07-2003, 02:55 AM	#281 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	The car was so shitty...tonguegina's hillbilly uncle had a heart-attack when he saw it. -Ugly Bastard [ June 09, 2003, 01:24 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

06-10-2003, 12:25 AM	#283 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Ugly Bastard, I must point out that I am in no way, shape, or form related to that man, and I never will be. The nod goes to Orgazmo. Kudos. The floor is yours. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 9 Ugly Bastard - 5 pliedes - 4 StDx - 4 Titan - 3 50 Cent - 2 BDH - 2 Lethal - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 St. Anky - 1 ninjaface - 1 tonguegina - 1

06-10-2003, 01:16 AM	#284 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Thank you, Mr. Gina. His beard was so long...

06-11-2003, 03:28 AM	#285 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	I mean, it was soooooo fucking long that...

06-11-2003, 02:44 PM	#286 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	His beard was so long that...after he shaved it off, they used the hair to weave a blanket for Yao Ming.

06-11-2003, 03:00 PM	#287 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	His beard was so long that...after he shaved it off, they used the hair to weave a blanket for my penis. Trumped. -Ugly Bastard

06-11-2003, 05:59 PM	#288 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	His beard was so long that...it didn't just catch crumbs, it caught entire meals.

06-12-2003, 02:41 AM	#290 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Stabmaster has it. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 9 Ugly Bastard - 5 pliedes - 4 StDx - 4 Titan - 3 50 Cent - 2 BDH - 2 Lethal - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 St. Anky - 1 ninjaface - 1 tonguegina - 1 StabMaster Arson - 1

06-13-2003, 03:06 AM	#292 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	That hurt like a...big, fat, sweaty, 300 lb man jogging in place on your chest.

06-13-2003, 05:41 AM	#293 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	That hurt like a bunch of fat bitches party boyin' on top of me
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

06-13-2003, 09:28 AM	#294 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	That hurt like a...car door slamming into my nuts really hard. -Ugly Bastard

06-17-2003, 07:57 PM	#295 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	That hurt like a...hot bitch biting down on my dick.

06-17-2003, 08:43 PM	#296 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	That hurt like a...motherfucker.

06-18-2003, 02:23 AM	#297 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I think Gaz pinpointed exactly how it hurt... she's all yers Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 10 Ugly Bastard - 5 pliedes - 4 StDx - 4 Titan - 3 50 Cent - 2 BDH - 2 Lethal - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 St. Anky - 1 ninjaface - 1 tonguegina - 1 StabMaster Arson - 1
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

06-18-2003, 10:33 PM	#298 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Thank you. The dog was humping the velvet rabbit so quickly, it sort of looked like...

06-18-2003, 10:39 PM	#299 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	The dog was humping the velvet rabbit so quickly, it sort of looked like one big orgasmic blur fascinating all of it's spectators
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

06-19-2003, 10:25 AM	#300 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	The dog was humping the velvet rabbit so quickly, it sort of looked like...Jenna Jameson's vagina after the filming of "Seven Guys Get Jenna At Once" -Ugly Bastard [ June 19, 2003, 08:25 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]