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Ugly Bastard · 06-29-2003, 12:31 PM

The steak was so damn tough that...my Father used it to sharpen his knives.

-Ugly Bastard

tonguegina · 06-29-2003, 06:47 PM

The steak was so damn tough that...we played with is like it was a Stretch Armstrong.

ninjaface · 06-30-2003, 06:59 PM

The steak was so damn tough that...I thought it was gonna beat me up for looking at it wrong.

Orgazmo · 07-01-2003, 02:14 AM

These were really good. A lot of close seconds fall to The Arson's entry.

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 11
Ugly Bastard - 5
pliedes - 4
StDx - 4
Titan - 3
StabMaster Arson - 3
50 Cent - 2
BDH - 2
Lethal - 2
ninjaface - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
St. Anky - 1
tonguegina - 1
Alpha - 1

StabMaster Arson · 07-01-2003, 03:13 AM

thank you, thank you

that guy is so meek...

I'm thinking... he wouldn't say shit if he had a mouthfull

ninjaface · 07-01-2003, 05:05 AM

That guy is so meek... that he will inherit the earth?

Ugly Bastard · 07-01-2003, 09:41 AM

That guy is so meek...when he was walking down the sidewalk, this homeless guy stopped and stared at him, and said, "damn...that guy is really meek."

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 07-02-2003, 02:21 AM

That guy is so meek...that he has two breasts and a vagina.

tonguegina · 07-02-2003, 10:49 PM

That guy is so meek...he wouldn't say shit if he had a mouthfull.

StabMaster Arson · 07-03-2003, 03:47 AM

Tongue, that was exactly what I was thinking... good job. Yeah, I really gave it to you.

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 11
Ugly Bastard - 5
pliedes - 4
StDx - 4
Titan - 3
StabMaster Arson - 3
50 Cent - 2
BDH - 2
Lethal - 2
ninjaface - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
St. Anky - 1
tonguegina - 2
Alpha - 1

tonguegina · 07-08-2003, 01:36 AM

Sweet, I was just being a jackass.

After I pissed on him, the homeless man awoke and said...

ninjaface · 07-08-2003, 01:43 AM

After I pissed on him, the homeless man awoke and said... "I haven't had a shower in months. Thank you kind stranger."

Orgazmo · 07-08-2003, 01:47 AM

After I pissed on him, the homeless man awoke and said...alright, god dammit, I'm up already.

malibu · 07-09-2003, 03:26 AM

After I pissed on him, the homeless man awoke and said, "do you think you could come back around dinner time and piss into that cup for me? i'm pretty thirsty"

Saint DH · 07-09-2003, 03:31 AM

After I pissed on him, the homeless man awoke and said..."Thanks son, I'd been meaning to take a shower for weeks now."

Alpha · 07-09-2003, 10:49 AM

After I pissed on him, the homeless man awoke and said... do you have any shampoo?

Ugly Bastard · 07-09-2003, 01:17 PM

After I pissed on him, the homeless man awoke and said...."that'll be ten cents."

-Ugly Bastard

[ July 09, 2003, 11:18 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

silver and cold · 07-09-2003, 11:01 PM

After I pissed on him, the homeless man awoke and said...Damn I'm lucky he did't have to shit.
(i know its sucks)

tonguegina · 07-10-2003, 12:46 AM

A few of you said the same thing, but I liked how Alpha put it the best. She's all yours.

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 11
Ugly Bastard - 5
pliedes - 4
StDx - 4
Titan - 3
StabMaster Arson - 3
50 Cent - 2
BDH - 2
Lethal - 2
ninjaface - 2
tonguegina - 2
Alpha - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
St. Anky - 1

Alpha · 07-10-2003, 01:41 AM

Well thank you.

The fat chick's pants were so wide...

Jesus Chrystler · 07-10-2003, 03:44 AM

the fat chick's pants were so wide...
unless they're moved aside
they'll block the moon and change the tide...

the fat chick's pants were so wide...
you've got to get an indian guide
to find your way inside...

the fat chick's pants were so wide...
a fuckin elephant could use them to hangglide

the fat chick's pants were so wide...
she untied them with pride
unveiling an enormous backside
there's nothing that could hide
that bon fide, southern fried double wide
continental divide

I took the time and applied
an ample supply of astroglide
before I slide my fist inside
but at least I didn't give her a ride

[ July 10, 2003, 01:45 AM: Message edited by: Jesus Chrystler ]

Ugly Bastard · 07-10-2003, 09:18 AM

The fat chick's pants were so wide...the stadium's ground crew forced her to take them off so they had something to cover the field with when it started raining.

silver and cold · 07-10-2003, 03:35 PM

The fat chick's pants were so wide.....
When the parachute broke,she just took of her pants.

Alpha · 07-11-2003, 02:46 AM

JC takes it away, though there really wasn't very many competitors. I don't know if there is a rule on posting more than one answer, but I liked it, not to mention the rhyming.

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 11
Ugly Bastard - 5
pliedes - 4
StDx - 4
Titan - 3
StabMaster Arson - 3
50 Cent - 2
BDH - 2
Lethal - 2
ninjaface - 2
tonguegina - 2
Alpha - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
St. Anky - 1
Jesus Chrystler - 1

Jesus Chrystler · 07-13-2003, 02:24 AM

thanks... let's go with the other end of the spectrum
that bitch is so skinny...

07-01-2003, 03:13 AM	#330 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	thank you, thank you that guy is so meek... I'm thinking... he wouldn't say shit if he had a mouthfull
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

07-03-2003, 03:47 AM	#335 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	Tongue, that was exactly what I was thinking... good job. Yeah, I really gave it to you. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 11 Ugly Bastard - 5 pliedes - 4 StDx - 4 Titan - 3 StabMaster Arson - 3 50 Cent - 2 BDH - 2 Lethal - 2 ninjaface - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 St. Anky - 1 tonguegina - 2 Alpha - 1
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

07-09-2003, 03:26 AM	#339 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	After I pissed on him, the homeless man awoke and said, "do you think you could come back around dinner time and piss into that cup for me? i'm pretty thirsty"
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

07-09-2003, 10:49 AM	#341 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	After I pissed on him, the homeless man awoke and said... do you have any shampoo?
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

07-09-2003, 11:01 PM	#343 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	After I pissed on him, the homeless man awoke and said...Damn I'm lucky he did't have to shit. (i know its sucks)
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

06-29-2003, 12:31 PM	#326 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	The steak was so damn tough that...my Father used it to sharpen his knives. -Ugly Bastard

06-29-2003, 06:47 PM	#327 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	The steak was so damn tough that...we played with is like it was a Stretch Armstrong.

06-30-2003, 06:59 PM	#328 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	The steak was so damn tough that...I thought it was gonna beat me up for looking at it wrong.

07-01-2003, 02:14 AM	#329 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	These were really good. A lot of close seconds fall to The Arson's entry. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 11 Ugly Bastard - 5 pliedes - 4 StDx - 4 Titan - 3 StabMaster Arson - 3 50 Cent - 2 BDH - 2 Lethal - 2 ninjaface - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 St. Anky - 1 tonguegina - 1 Alpha - 1

07-01-2003, 05:05 AM	#331 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	That guy is so meek... that he will inherit the earth?

07-01-2003, 09:41 AM	#332 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	That guy is so meek...when he was walking down the sidewalk, this homeless guy stopped and stared at him, and said, "damn...that guy is really meek." -Ugly Bastard

07-02-2003, 02:21 AM	#333 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	That guy is so meek...that he has two breasts and a vagina.

07-02-2003, 10:49 PM	#334 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	That guy is so meek...he wouldn't say shit if he had a mouthfull.

07-08-2003, 01:36 AM	#336 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Sweet, I was just being a jackass. After I pissed on him, the homeless man awoke and said...

07-08-2003, 01:43 AM	#337 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	After I pissed on him, the homeless man awoke and said... "I haven't had a shower in months. Thank you kind stranger."

07-08-2003, 01:47 AM	#338 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	After I pissed on him, the homeless man awoke and said...alright, god dammit, I'm up already.

07-09-2003, 03:31 AM	#340 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,149 Internets: 284753	After I pissed on him, the homeless man awoke and said..."Thanks son, I'd been meaning to take a shower for weeks now."

07-09-2003, 01:17 PM	#342 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	After I pissed on him, the homeless man awoke and said...."that'll be ten cents." -Ugly Bastard [ July 09, 2003, 11:18 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

07-10-2003, 12:46 AM	#344 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	A few of you said the same thing, but I liked how Alpha put it the best. She's all yours. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 11 Ugly Bastard - 5 pliedes - 4 StDx - 4 Titan - 3 StabMaster Arson - 3 50 Cent - 2 BDH - 2 Lethal - 2 ninjaface - 2 tonguegina - 2 Alpha - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 St. Anky - 1

07-10-2003, 01:41 AM	#345 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	Well thank you. The fat chick's pants were so wide...
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

07-10-2003, 03:44 AM	#346 (permalink)
Jesus Chrystler Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 208 Internets: 26	the fat chick's pants were so wide... unless they're moved aside they'll block the moon and change the tide... the fat chick's pants were so wide... you've got to get an indian guide to find your way inside... the fat chick's pants were so wide... a fuckin elephant could use them to hangglide the fat chick's pants were so wide... she untied them with pride unveiling an enormous backside there's nothing that could hide that bon fide, southern fried double wide continental divide I took the time and applied an ample supply of astroglide before I slide my fist inside but at least I didn't give her a ride [ July 10, 2003, 01:45 AM: Message edited by: Jesus Chrystler ]
	give a man fire, warm him for a day... set a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.

07-10-2003, 09:18 AM	#347 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	The fat chick's pants were so wide...the stadium's ground crew forced her to take them off so they had something to cover the field with when it started raining.

07-10-2003, 03:35 PM	#348 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	The fat chick's pants were so wide..... When the parachute broke,she just took of her pants.
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

07-11-2003, 02:46 AM	#349 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	JC takes it away, though there really wasn't very many competitors. I don't know if there is a rule on posting more than one answer, but I liked it, not to mention the rhyming. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 11 Ugly Bastard - 5 pliedes - 4 StDx - 4 Titan - 3 StabMaster Arson - 3 50 Cent - 2 BDH - 2 Lethal - 2 ninjaface - 2 tonguegina - 2 Alpha - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 St. Anky - 1 Jesus Chrystler - 1
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

07-13-2003, 02:24 AM	#350 (permalink)
Jesus Chrystler Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 208 Internets: 26	thanks... let's go with the other end of the spectrum that bitch is so skinny...
	give a man fire, warm him for a day... set a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.