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THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-09-2005, 09:47 PM

you spelled mountain wrong in your signature, what a dipshit

Hey so how about a pic of the corn turd?

Ironic Mustache · 01-10-2005, 03:28 PM

There were variables I didn't count on that reuined the experiment. I hadn't accounted for my birthday being this weekend, so I didn't account for drinking a bunch of everclear and throwing up all night. I don't know if I have the energy to start over.

Orgazmo · 01-10-2005, 04:09 PM

You must. You must start over. You went too far to just throw it all away with no results. It must be redone.

Ironic Mustache · 01-10-2005, 04:14 PM

God damn it. Ok I'll do it starting tomorrow, I already ate once today.

Orgazmo · 01-10-2005, 04:43 PM

That's fine. I have nothing but patience for this experiment. If you want to take some time off, that's more than understandable.

Ironic Mustache · 01-10-2005, 08:58 PM

I'm picking up 9 cans of corn for the next three days. I'll eat nothing but corn until this experiment is complete. I start at 10 am PST tomorrow.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-19-2005, 12:12 AM

wheres the fricken corn turd pic???

Niger Angelus · 01-19-2005, 12:39 AM

I eat cup ramen. It is on clearance now for 15 cents. [img]smile.gif[/img]

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-19-2005, 08:42 PM

Goddammit, if you want something done right you gotta do it yourself. I'll make my own corn turd...

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-19-2005, 10:04 PM

I am completely dedicated to this cause, unlike some other pitiful, weakminded fools who have failed in the past. I am doing this for my own curiosity, but you can all come along for the ride if you'd like. This is just one small step in my quest for enlightenment. If youre afraid of discovering complete uncensored truth, truth that will change the way you see life. Then I suggest never opening this thread again unless you can handle the truth. For in three days time, I will give birth to a corn turd... if I can find a fricken can opener.

DAY 1

I may have to buy more.

[ January 19, 2005, 07:06 PM: Message edited by: THEINCREDIBLEdork ]

Ironic Mustache · 01-19-2005, 10:06 PM

I'm glad you're picking up where I left off. I just couldn't get the energy to start over after screwing up the first experiment. It hurt to much to think about it.

Orgazmo · 01-19-2005, 10:10 PM

I'm so happy right now.

George Sherman · 01-19-2005, 11:51 PM

good luck dude

ninjaface · 01-20-2005, 01:25 AM

INCREDIBLEdork is a HERO.

01-20-2005, 01:28 AM

Indeed. Best of luck to you, IncredibleDork, you are the true pride of BRISCOE!

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-20-2005, 01:43 AM

Its good to have your blessings Iron Mustache. Don't forget that this will always be Iron Mustache's Corn Experiment. Think of me as a young protege finishing his master's work.

Ugly Bastard · 01-20-2005, 02:10 AM

Can you take a picture of your shit in the toilet? I'd like to see this documented.

-Ugly Bastard

ninjaface · 01-20-2005, 02:15 AM

Why not a picture out of the toilet as well? You want to be thorough.. do you not?

01-20-2005, 02:20 AM

Here Here! I agree take a picture from a distance, so we know it is indeed a Briscoe toilet, then closer up (so we will be able to compare the corn shit picture).

We must be 100% sure in your evidence.

ninjaface · 01-20-2005, 02:31 AM

If this goes well enough, there might be some grants or something you could get from the government.

Ironic Mustache · 01-20-2005, 04:44 PM

I told you all this was a good idea. Some of you were skeptical, but now you see the genius behind it.

Mr. Blonde · 01-20-2005, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
I told you all this was a good idea. Some of you were skeptical, but now you see the genius behind it.

Shut up, you fucking quitter. It's a good idea, but I hope you aren't claiming credit for inventing it; I know of at least one group of friends who attempted it several years ago.

Cocktooth · 01-20-2005, 06:32 PM

WHERE IS THE SHIT....i just saw this thread and i wish i had been here the whole time...is it going to get done?!?!!?

Ironic Mustache · 01-20-2005, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
I told you all this was a good idea. Some of you were skeptical, but now you see the genius behind it.

Shut up, you fucking quitter. It's a good idea, but I hope you aren't claiming credit for inventing it; I know of at least one group of friends who attempted it several years ago.</font>[/quote]Isn't that convenient? Copyright bitch.

01-20-2005, 08:17 PM

I woke up this morning and I shit a squirrel. I mean it. Literally. Hell of it is, damn thing's still alive. So I got this shit-covered squirrel in my appartment. Don't know what to name it.

01-09-2005, 09:47 PM	#26 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	you spelled mountain wrong in your signature, what a dipshit Hey so how about a pic of the corn turd?
	#YOLO

01-10-2005, 03:28 PM	#27 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	There were variables I didn't count on that reuined the experiment. I hadn't accounted for my birthday being this weekend, so I didn't account for drinking a bunch of everclear and throwing up all night. I don't know if I have the energy to start over.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-10-2005, 04:14 PM	#29 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	God damn it. Ok I'll do it starting tomorrow, I already ate once today.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-10-2005, 08:58 PM	#31 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I'm picking up 9 cans of corn for the next three days. I'll eat nothing but corn until this experiment is complete. I start at 10 am PST tomorrow.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-19-2005, 12:12 AM	#32 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	wheres the fricken corn turd pic???
	#YOLO

01-10-2005, 04:09 PM	#28 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,726 Internets: 311447	You must. You must start over. You went too far to just throw it all away with no results. It must be redone.

01-10-2005, 04:43 PM	#30 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,726 Internets: 311447	That's fine. I have nothing but patience for this experiment. If you want to take some time off, that's more than understandable.

01-19-2005, 12:39 AM	#33 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I eat cup ramen. It is on clearance now for 15 cents. [img]smile.gif[/img]
	I enjoy knives and fire.

01-19-2005, 08:42 PM	#34 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	Goddammit, if you want something done right you gotta do it yourself. I'll make my own corn turd...
	#YOLO

01-19-2005, 10:04 PM	#35 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	I am completely dedicated to this cause, unlike some other pitiful, weakminded fools who have failed in the past. I am doing this for my own curiosity, but you can all come along for the ride if you'd like. This is just one small step in my quest for enlightenment. If youre afraid of discovering complete uncensored truth, truth that will change the way you see life. Then I suggest never opening this thread again unless you can handle the truth. For in three days time, I will give birth to a corn turd... if I can find a fricken can opener. DAY 1 I may have to buy more. [ January 19, 2005, 07:06 PM: Message edited by: THEINCREDIBLEdork ]
	#YOLO

01-19-2005, 10:06 PM	#36 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I'm glad you're picking up where I left off. I just couldn't get the energy to start over after screwing up the first experiment. It hurt to much to think about it.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-19-2005, 10:10 PM	#37 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,726 Internets: 311447	I'm so happy right now.

01-19-2005, 11:51 PM	#38 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	good luck dude
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

01-20-2005, 01:25 AM	#39 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	INCREDIBLEdork is a HERO.

01-20-2005, 01:28 AM	#40 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Indeed. Best of luck to you, IncredibleDork, you are the true pride of BRISCOE!
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

01-20-2005, 01:43 AM	#41 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	Its good to have your blessings Iron Mustache. Don't forget that this will always be Iron Mustache's Corn Experiment. Think of me as a young protege finishing his master's work.
	#YOLO

01-20-2005, 02:10 AM	#42 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Can you take a picture of your shit in the toilet? I'd like to see this documented. -Ugly Bastard

01-20-2005, 02:15 AM	#43 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Why not a picture out of the toilet as well? You want to be thorough.. do you not?

01-20-2005, 02:20 AM	#44 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Here Here! I agree take a picture from a distance, so we know it is indeed a Briscoe toilet, then closer up (so we will be able to compare the corn shit picture). We must be 100% sure in your evidence.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

01-20-2005, 02:31 AM	#45 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	If this goes well enough, there might be some grants or something you could get from the government.

01-20-2005, 04:44 PM	#46 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I told you all this was a good idea. Some of you were skeptical, but now you see the genius behind it.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-20-2005, 06:32 PM	#48 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	WHERE IS THE SHIT....i just saw this thread and i wish i had been here the whole time...is it going to get done?!?!!?
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

01-20-2005, 08:17 PM	#50 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I woke up this morning and I shit a squirrel. I mean it. Literally. Hell of it is, damn thing's still alive. So I got this shit-covered squirrel in my appartment. Don't know what to name it.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a