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Mr. Blonde · 04-14-2011, 10:14 PM

I understand, and you're right about my argumentativeness, but I would make those bitches work for their feminism.

Ugly Bastard · 04-15-2011, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

you're right

So refreshing...

Mr. Blonde · 05-03-2011, 01:37 PM

Today Now! Interviews The 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Of "Fast Five" | The Onion - America's Finest News Source | Onion News Network

DDTempest · 05-07-2011, 08:11 PM

Is it just me or does the Onion just sort of lose its potency after about two readings?

ninjaface · 05-10-2011, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by DDTempest

Is it just me or does the Onion just sort of lose its potency after about two readings?

I'm with you on that one. I met my 2 article quote and got burnt out on it long ago.

+rep

Mr. Blonde · 05-18-2011, 09:00 AM

Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Report: Area Woman Has Best Friends In Whole World | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Mr. Blonde · 06-27-2011, 08:47 PM

AFAJP

YouTube - ‪Tom Hanks, Actor supports an #OnionPulitzer‬&rlm;

YouTube - ‪Ira Glass, Host of This American Life supports an #OnionPulitzer‬&rlm;

YouTube - ‪Arianna Huffington, Media Entrepreneur supports an #OnionPulitzer‬&rlm;

YouTube - ‪Ricky Gervais, Actor supports an #OnionPulitzer‬&rlm;

YouTube - ‪Neil Gaiman, Author supports an #OnionPulitzer‬&rlm;

YouTube - ‪Russ Feingold, Politician supports an #OnionPulitzer‬&rlm;

YouTube - ‪Neil deGrasse Tyson, Astrophysicist supports an #OnionPulitzer‬&rlm;

And....

YouTube - ‪Glenn Beck, TV and Radio Host supports an #OnionPulitzer‬&rlm;

Mr. Blonde · 08-10-2011, 09:17 AM

"If we are going to make the president a haggard shell of a human being by the time he leaves the White House, we need four more years of never compromising, four more years of miring every piece of legislation in unnecessary procedural muck, four more years of pretending we want to work with the president and then walking away from the table at the last second," McConnell added. "Four more years! Four more years! Obama 2012!"

Mr. Blonde · 08-10-2011, 02:20 PM

New GOP Strategy Involves Reelecting Obama, Making His Life Even More Miserable | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Forgot to post

thekremlin · 08-11-2011, 07:35 AM

"For three years, the Republican Party has coalesced around the single goal of making President Obama's every waking moment sheer and utter torture," Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell told reporters. "But we can't continue to do that if he's not in office."

LOL

f3lix · 08-11-2011, 08:11 AM

Definitely one of the better articles in a long time.

Mr. Blonde · 09-24-2011, 07:10 PM

The Onion is getting closer and closer to Poe's law every year.

Indianapolis Announces Really Embarrassing Bid For 2020 Summer Olympics | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Ugly Bastard · 09-25-2011, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

The Onion is getting closer and closer to Poe's law every year.

Indianapolis Announces Really Embarrassing Bid For 2020 Summer Olympics | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Yea the video in that article seems like a real pitch to me. Is it?

Wait what... is this real? Is Indy really trying to get the Olympics?

Saint DH · 09-25-2011, 01:00 AM

The submission deadline was September 1st, so probably not.

Also it's The Onion.

Mr. Blonde · 09-25-2011, 02:57 AM

That video that was included seemed almost too real though; definitely made me question it.

thekremlin · 09-25-2011, 06:41 AM

Falcons CB Dunta Robinson To Be Publicly Hanged For Illegal Hit | The Onion Sports Network

Dent · 09-08-2012, 04:30 PM

Zebras: Nature's Ultimate Prey - Horrifying Planet - Ep. 1 - YouTube

Deer: Deer Are Fine - Horrifying Planet - Ep. 8 - YouTube

Horrifying Planet series, the funniest thing i've seen from The Onion.
That's because animals are hilarious.
Anyone have a favourite onion animal review?

f3lix · 09-08-2012, 07:01 PM

That's your second strike this week, Dent.

Mr. Blonde · 09-10-2012, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Dent

Zebras: Nature's Ultimate Prey - Horrifying Planet - Ep. 1 - YouTube

Deer: Deer Are Fine - Horrifying Planet - Ep. 8 - YouTube

Horrifying Planet series, the funniest thing i've seen from The Onion.
That's because animals are hilarious.
Anyone have a favourite onion animal review?

I actually like this a lot. Watching them now!

Mr. Blonde · 09-10-2012, 11:56 PM

Blissful Ignorance Commemorated On Annual 9/10 Anniversary | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Mr. Blonde · 09-13-2012, 07:45 PM

damn onion u scary

No One Murdered Because Of This Image | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Saint DH · 11-27-2012, 06:00 PM

lol

Detectives Overlooked Casey Anthony's 'I Killed My Daughter' AMA On Reddit | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Dent · 08-19-2014, 07:14 AM

Onion Talks: Hypothetically It Would Be Okay To Have Sex With A Robot Dog | Video | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Dent · 08-19-2014, 07:19 AM

Geneticists Debate Ethics Of Cloning Humans And Forcing Them To Fight To Death In Pit For Our Amusement | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Mr. Blonde · 08-31-2014, 05:59 PM

My good friend, who I will only refer to as 'Rachel Cole', a former reporter and currently unemployed lawyer, has been doing videos with The Onion. It's pretty awesome.

Horrified Subway Execs Assumed People Were Buying Footlongs To Share With A Friend | Video | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

08-31-2014, 05:59 PM	#50 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	My good friend, who I will only refer to as 'Rachel Cole', a former reporter and currently unemployed lawyer, has been doing videos with The Onion. It's pretty awesome. Horrified Subway Execs Assumed People Were Buying Footlongs To Share With A Friend \| Video \| The Onion - America's Finest News Source
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-14-2011, 10:14 PM	#26 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I understand, and you're right about my argumentativeness, but I would make those bitches work for their feminism.

05-03-2011, 01:37 PM	#28 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Today Now! Interviews The 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Of "Fast Five" \| The Onion - America's Finest News Source \| Onion News Network

05-18-2011, 09:00 AM	#31 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex \| The Onion - America's Finest News Source Report: Area Woman Has Best Friends In Whole World \| The Onion - America's Finest News Source

08-10-2011, 09:17 AM	#33 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	"If we are going to make the president a haggard shell of a human being by the time he leaves the White House, we need four more years of never compromising, four more years of miring every piece of legislation in unnecessary procedural muck, four more years of pretending we want to work with the president and then walking away from the table at the last second," McConnell added. "Four more years! Four more years! Obama 2012!"

08-10-2011, 02:20 PM	#34 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	New GOP Strategy Involves Reelecting Obama, Making His Life Even More Miserable \| The Onion - America's Finest News Source Forgot to post

08-11-2011, 07:35 AM	#35 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	"For three years, the Republican Party has coalesced around the single goal of making President Obama's every waking moment sheer and utter torture," Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell told reporters. "But we can't continue to do that if he's not in office." LOL

08-11-2011, 08:11 AM	#36 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Definitely one of the better articles in a long time.

09-24-2011, 07:10 PM	#37 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	The Onion is getting closer and closer to Poe's law every year. Indianapolis Announces Really Embarrassing Bid For 2020 Summer Olympics \| The Onion - America's Finest News Source

09-25-2011, 01:00 AM	#39 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	The submission deadline was September 1st, so probably not. Also it's The Onion.

09-25-2011, 02:57 AM	#40 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	That video that was included seemed almost too real though; definitely made me question it.

09-25-2011, 06:41 AM	#41 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Falcons CB Dunta Robinson To Be Publicly Hanged For Illegal Hit \| The Onion Sports Network

09-08-2012, 07:01 PM	#43 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	That's your second strike this week, Dent.

09-10-2012, 11:56 PM	#45 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Blissful Ignorance Commemorated On Annual 9/10 Anniversary \| The Onion - America's Finest News Source

09-13-2012, 07:45 PM	#46 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	damn onion u scary No One Murdered Because Of This Image \| The Onion - America's Finest News Source

11-27-2012, 06:00 PM	#47 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	lol Detectives Overlooked Casey Anthony's 'I Killed My Daughter' AMA On Reddit \| The Onion - America's Finest News Source

08-19-2014, 07:14 AM	#48 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,519 Internets: 183146	Onion Talks: Hypothetically It Would Be Okay To Have Sex With A Robot Dog \| Video \| The Onion - America's Finest News Source

08-19-2014, 07:19 AM	#49 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,519 Internets: 183146	Geneticists Debate Ethics Of Cloning Humans And Forcing Them To Fight To Death In Pit For Our Amusement \| The Onion - America's Finest News Source