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gbc · 03-15-2003, 02:56 AM

This is from the Jerk, staring Steve Martin. His mom just told him that he is adopted by them. Just so you know his family is black.

"You mean I am going to stay this color!"

Arsenic · 03-15-2003, 03:01 AM

gbc you know this one

So you don't want a fish sandwich?

it is from the ladies man

gbc · 03-15-2003, 03:14 AM

Hell ya.

"Ya dat was cool, but I got to run."
Lady's man

Arsenic · 03-18-2003, 12:44 AM

I hate this place i am going to burn this mother down!!

Arsenic · 03-18-2003, 12:45 AM

I was like "you better not, you better not"

Two of my favorite movie lines straight out of Orange County

[This message has been edited by Arsenic (edited March 17, 2003).]

punk_afi · 04-18-2003, 07:55 PM

"Hi, im doyle, and im bud, and when were not out saving the environment were thinking of you, naked, thigh deep in tofu"

Pauly Shore and Steven Baldwin from Bio-Dome

getupkids · 04-20-2003, 05:11 AM

i'm talking about a place where beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the fish of capistrano...
im talkin about aspen

i dunno lloyd i heard the french are real assholes

getupkids · 04-20-2003, 05:13 AM

best movie ever the goonies

u idiots, you glued it upside down
if god made them like that, you'd all be pissing in ur faces

tonguegina · 04-20-2003, 07:40 PM

Two quotes from Ghostbusters II. Both while talking about the Statue of Liberty.

"It kinda makes you wonder, doesn't it...if she's naked under that toga. She is french, you know."

"Don't worry, she can take it. She's a harbor girl!"

punk_afi · 04-21-2003, 09:21 PM

yet another one from bio dome!

"remeber the great fire of 1979 that supposedly started in your garage when that chipmunk ingested some fertilizer then fell into that can of fluid, instantly turning him into a flying little furry little molotov cocktail, setting the a blaze, leveling the whole neighborhood west of newtons hardware store?

you did that?

no but that was pretty cool huh!"

that..........is by far the best movie ever!

gbc · 04-21-2003, 10:57 PM

No I would have to give it to the Jerk and Fight Club.

bleed black · 05-03-2003, 11:52 AM

"caw.caw.caw, they're getting away"

**wesley, i know u will know this one

**

fat_retard · 05-20-2003, 08:55 PM

"you will now call me........ BETTY" kung pow, the ultimate ninja movie(even thought they arent really ninjas)

05-20-2003, 09:03 PM

That was one of the worst movies that I've ever seen.

fat_retard · 05-20-2003, 09:06 PM

i liked it, but i like retarded movies like that.

05-20-2003, 09:18 PM

I normally like dumb-funny movies...and thought it was going to be great. The only movie that I've seen that's worse in my recent past is Master of Disguise... it actually may have been a little better though...

silver and cold · 05-20-2003, 09:39 PM

(to the cop)
"Does any one smell bacon"-wayne
"yea, i definantly smell a pork product of some kind"-garth

Wayne's World.....this is one of the better movies made!!!!

malibu · 05-20-2003, 09:50 PM

"Remember when you came to my school in 2nd grade? And everyone made fun of you because you talked funny and your teeth were brown? I was your only friend."
-The Hot Chick

the_butcher · 05-22-2003, 01:00 AM

"Well, the rule of thumb here..."

"Rule of thumb? In the early 1900's it was legal to beat your wife...so long as the stick wasn't wider than your thumb..."

"Thumb, eh? I think it should have been more like the wrist..."

Boondock Saints - quite possibly one of the greatest movies ever...

long-since-forgotten · 05-22-2003, 02:06 AM

I highly agree with the_butcher on that one, the boondock saints is has to be one of my top 5 favourite movies.

"Chemicals man, they'll fuck you up!"
-Heroin Bob, SLC Punk

StDx · 05-22-2003, 03:25 AM

gotta agree with the boodock sentiments.

"And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti."

Ugly Bastard · 05-22-2003, 08:37 AM

My favorite line(s) from Boondock (other than the ones that have already been mentioned):

Yakavetta: I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.

Rocco: Uh, OK. There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy.

Yakavetta: Nigger!

Rocco: Yeah, right. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says you can wish for whatever you want. So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof! It's done. Then he says to the black guy --

Vincenzo Lipazzi: Nigger.

Rocco: Yeah, right, he says to the nigger "What do you want?" And the nigger says "I want all my nigger brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof! And they're all back in Africa. So... I'm not funny today, really, this joke sucks, I know...

Yakavetta: Continue the joke.

Rocco: Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then."

-Ugly Bastard

Sacrificial_llama · 05-22-2003, 06:13 PM

"You are not your job.
You are not how much you have in the bank.
You are not the contents of your wallet.
You are not your fucking Khakis.
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of
the world."
- Tyler Durden, Fight Club

gbc · 05-23-2003, 12:03 AM

Boondock Saints is a great movie. I especaly liked the part where they shoot the cat.

the_butcher · 05-23-2003, 07:38 PM

haahha...yeh, that part is fucking funny. the whole movie though, wow, its truly a work of art.

05-20-2003, 09:03 PM	#64 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	That was one of the worst movies that I've ever seen.
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05-20-2003, 09:18 PM	#66 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	I normally like dumb-funny movies...and thought it was going to be great. The only movie that I've seen that's worse in my recent past is Master of Disguise... it actually may have been a little better though...
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03-15-2003, 02:56 AM	#51 (permalink)
gbc Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: warsaw, indiana, USA Posts: 137 Internets: 10	This is from the Jerk, staring Steve Martin. His mom just told him that he is adopted by them. Just so you know his family is black. "You mean I am going to stay this color!"

03-15-2003, 03:01 AM	#52 (permalink)
Arsenic Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winona Lake,Indiana,United States Posts: 204 Internets: 10	gbc you know this one So you don't want a fish sandwich? it is from the ladies man

03-15-2003, 03:14 AM	#53 (permalink)
gbc Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: warsaw, indiana, USA Posts: 137 Internets: 10	Hell ya. "Ya dat was cool, but I got to run." Lady's man

03-18-2003, 12:44 AM	#54 (permalink)
Arsenic Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winona Lake,Indiana,United States Posts: 204 Internets: 10	I hate this place i am going to burn this mother down!!

03-18-2003, 12:45 AM	#55 (permalink)
Arsenic Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winona Lake,Indiana,United States Posts: 204 Internets: 10	I was like "you better not, you better not" Two of my favorite movie lines straight out of Orange County [This message has been edited by Arsenic (edited March 17, 2003).]

04-18-2003, 07:55 PM	#56 (permalink)
punk_afi Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 21 Internets: 10	"Hi, im doyle, and im bud, and when were not out saving the environment were thinking of you, naked, thigh deep in tofu" Pauly Shore and Steven Baldwin from Bio-Dome

04-20-2003, 05:11 AM	#57 (permalink)
getupkids Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: warsaw Posts: 174 Internets: 10	i'm talking about a place where beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the fish of capistrano... im talkin about aspen i dunno lloyd i heard the french are real assholes

04-20-2003, 05:13 AM	#58 (permalink)
getupkids Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: warsaw Posts: 174 Internets: 10	best movie ever the goonies u idiots, you glued it upside down if god made them like that, you'd all be pissing in ur faces

04-20-2003, 07:40 PM	#59 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Two quotes from Ghostbusters II. Both while talking about the Statue of Liberty. "It kinda makes you wonder, doesn't it...if she's naked under that toga. She is french, you know." "Don't worry, she can take it. She's a harbor girl!"

04-21-2003, 09:21 PM	#60 (permalink)
punk_afi Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 21 Internets: 10	yet another one from bio dome! "remeber the great fire of 1979 that supposedly started in your garage when that chipmunk ingested some fertilizer then fell into that can of fluid, instantly turning him into a flying little furry little molotov cocktail, setting the a blaze, leveling the whole neighborhood west of newtons hardware store? you did that? no but that was pretty cool huh!" that..........is by far the best movie ever!

04-21-2003, 10:57 PM	#61 (permalink)
gbc Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: warsaw, indiana, USA Posts: 137 Internets: 10	No I would have to give it to the Jerk and Fight Club.

05-03-2003, 11:52 AM	#62 (permalink)
bleed black Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: warsaw indiana Posts: 34 Internets: 10	"caw.caw.caw, they're getting away" wesley, i know u will know this one

05-20-2003, 08:55 PM	#63 (permalink)
fat_retard Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: a house Posts: 664 Internets: 10	"you will now call me........ BETTY" kung pow, the ultimate ninja movie(even thought they arent really ninjas)

05-20-2003, 09:06 PM	#65 (permalink)
fat_retard Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: a house Posts: 664 Internets: 10	i liked it, but i like retarded movies like that.

05-20-2003, 09:39 PM	#67 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	(to the cop) "Does any one smell bacon"-wayne "yea, i definantly smell a pork product of some kind"-garth Wayne's World.....this is one of the better movies made!!!!

05-20-2003, 09:50 PM	#68 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	"Remember when you came to my school in 2nd grade? And everyone made fun of you because you talked funny and your teeth were brown? I was your only friend." -The Hot Chick

05-22-2003, 01:00 AM	#69 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	"Well, the rule of thumb here..." "Rule of thumb? In the early 1900's it was legal to beat your wife...so long as the stick wasn't wider than your thumb..." "Thumb, eh? I think it should have been more like the wrist..." Boondock Saints - quite possibly one of the greatest movies ever...

05-22-2003, 02:06 AM	#70 (permalink)
long-since-forgotten Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: warsaw,IN Posts: 197 Internets: 10	I highly agree with the_butcher on that one, the boondock saints is has to be one of my top 5 favourite movies. "Chemicals man, they'll fuck you up!" -Heroin Bob, SLC Punk

05-22-2003, 03:25 AM	#71 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	gotta agree with the boodock sentiments. "And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti."

05-22-2003, 08:37 AM	#72 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	My favorite line(s) from Boondock (other than the ones that have already been mentioned): Yakavetta: I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke. Rocco: Uh, OK. There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy. Yakavetta: Nigger! Rocco: Yeah, right. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says you can wish for whatever you want. So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof! It's done. Then he says to the black guy -- Vincenzo Lipazzi: Nigger. Rocco: Yeah, right, he says to the nigger "What do you want?" And the nigger says "I want all my nigger brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof! And they're all back in Africa. So... I'm not funny today, really, this joke sucks, I know... Yakavetta: Continue the joke. Rocco: Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then." -Ugly Bastard

05-22-2003, 06:13 PM	#73 (permalink)
Sacrificial_llama Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 10 Internets: 10	"You are not your job. You are not how much you have in the bank. You are not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking Khakis. You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." - Tyler Durden, Fight Club

05-23-2003, 12:03 AM	#74 (permalink)
gbc Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: warsaw, indiana, USA Posts: 137 Internets: 10	Boondock Saints is a great movie. I especaly liked the part where they shoot the cat.

05-23-2003, 07:38 PM	#75 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	haahha...yeh, that part is fucking funny. the whole movie though, wow, its truly a work of art.