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Mr. Blonde · 01-23-2010, 12:46 PM

Bronx men to file $2M suit against city after cops arrested them for 'crack' that was really candy

SittinOnDubsWGW · 01-23-2010, 05:38 PM

LOL.

Hope they get it. Narcotic test kits

literally

take minutes to do and could have easily resolved the situation.

Orgazmo · 01-25-2010, 09:24 PM

Menifee USD pulls dictionaries due to explicit word

Quote:

Menifee USD pulls dictionaries due to explicit word

School officials in the Menifee Union School District pulled all copies of the book from its fourth and fifth grade classrooms last week.

etc...

Just...fuck.

Fruitacious B · 01-25-2010, 11:36 PM

That reminds me of 5th grade, when my school sent us to The McMillen Center where the boys and girls from my grade were separated, and the strapping young lads that we were, became men...while an obviously homosexual man informed us of all sorts of fantastic facts ranging from sex, our genitalia (as well as females'), STD's, and topped it all off nicely by forcing us to watch a video of a woman giving birth, in full detail.

'Oral Sex'?...that shit looked light by the end of that day. And to think, somewhere in the world, there are 5th graders whose biggest shocker might've been a dictionary defining 'Oral Sex'.

Edit: Memories of that childbirth video have been burnt into my memory ever since. The mere thought of it is terrifying.

Mr. Blonde · 01-26-2010, 12:59 AM

That was a fucking awesome story. Do you have more like it?

Mr. Blonde · 01-31-2010, 10:34 PM

San Francisco’s Answer to Westboro Baptist Church

Mr. Blonde · 02-02-2010, 11:12 PM

Spray-on liquid glass is about to revolutionize almost everything

Holy fucking balls this sounds awesome.

Quote:

The liquid glass spray produces a water-resistant coating only around 100 nanometers (15-30 molecules) thick. On this nanoscale the glass is highly flexible and breathable. The coating is environmentally harmless and non-toxic, and easy to clean using only water or a simple wipe with a damp cloth. It repels bacteria, water and dirt, and resists heat, UV light and even acids.

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Food processing companies in Germany have already carried out trials of the spray, and found sterile surfaces that usually needed to be cleaned with strong bleach to keep them sterile needed only a hot water rinse if they were coated with liquid glass. The levels of sterility were higher for the glass-coated surfaces, and the surfaces remained sterile for months.

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The liquid glass coating is breathable, which means it can be used on plants and seeds. Trials in vineyards have found spraying vines increases their resistance to fungal diseases, while other tests have shown sprayed seeds germinate and grow faster than untreated seeds, and coated wood is not attacked by termites. Other vineyard applications include coating corks with liquid glass to prevent “corking” and contamination of wine. The spray cannot be seen by the naked eye, which means it could also be used to treat clothing and other materials to make them stain-resistant. McClelland said you can “pour a bottle of wine over an expensive silk shirt and it will come right off”.

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It will be available in DIY stores in Britain soon, with prices starting at around £5 ($8 US). Other outlets, such as many supermarkets, may be unwilling to stock the products because they make enormous profits from cleaning products that need to be replaced regularly, and liquid glass would make virtually all of them obsolete.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 02-02-2010, 11:25 PM

but further testing will show that it gives you cancer.

Sounds like a pretty cool product.

I'm sure it's not sterile, but I always thought the "stain repellent" sold at shoe stores was pretty sweet. You could spray it on whatever and water would just bead up and roll off of it. When we were like 13, one of my friends sprayed a big "Fuck You" on the road in the cul de sac, and it stayed visible for at least two weeks.

Dent · 04-08-2010, 02:54 PM

Victim Says Flatulence Fetish Led to Sexual Assault - News9.com - Oklahoma City, OK - News, Weather, Video and Sports |

Victim Says Flatulence Fetish Led to Sexual Assault

OKLAHOMA CITY -- An Oklahoma City man says his fetish is what led to him being raped.

The man, identified as a 27-year-old who suffers from autism, said he has a fetish for flatulence, or farts. The victim told police he likes "the sound and smell of farts." He added he was lonely and just wanted to make friends. This led him online where he ended up exchanging phone numbers and text messages with another man, who the victim said is responsible for raping him. The victim said the two met on the Web site AIRG.com back in January.

According to the police report, the victim said the suspect, who's name police are withholding, sent him hundreds of explicit text messages. On February 27, the victim and the suspect met in person at the suspect's house. The victim said he thought he was going over to the suspect's house to "enjoy the suspect's farts."

Once inside, the victim said the suspect became physically violent at one time telling him "I will beat you up and take your car if your try to leave." At that time the victim said the suspect sexually assaulted him and forced him to leave, saying, "My mom is going to get up and go to work soon so you need to go."

The officer who took the report asked the victim why he met with the suspect after receiving the explicit text messages. The victim told the officer he, "thought they could just fart and be friends."

The victim added he did not report the incident earlier because he was embarrassed.

Dipshit assburger

DJ FC · 04-08-2010, 04:31 PM

I just noticed that Blonde clearly doesn't understand the topic of the thread.

Mr. Blonde · 04-09-2010, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ FC

I just noticed that Blonde made one post in this thread that could be interpreted as not being "stupid fucking news shit" but he probably had nowhere else to put it at the time.

fyp

DJ FC · 04-09-2010, 01:34 AM

More like 4. Stop being a bitch.

Mr. Blonde · 04-09-2010, 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ FC

i make unsubstantiated claims

fyp

Fruitacious B · 04-15-2010, 01:48 PM

Indiana Poop Bubbles

Mr. Blonde · 04-15-2010, 10:53 PM

Oklahoma Catholics Upset About Jesus Christ's Abs

Fruitacious B · 04-15-2010, 11:09 PM

Must be a recurring problem these days...

Dent · 04-16-2010, 11:50 AM

Steven Seagal sued for allegedly keeping sex slaves - MSN Movies News

Steven Seagal sued for allegedly keeping sex slaves

Steven Seagal is accused of hiring young women as personal attendants whose real job was to serve his strange and sometimes violent sexual desires, according to a civil lawsuit filed Monday in Los Angeles by a 23-year-old former model who describes her experience in harrowing detail.

Fruitacious B · 04-16-2010, 12:35 PM

Shaw is going to be heartbroken.

Ugly Bastard · 04-17-2010, 01:49 AM

Shaw is going to be inspired.

DDTempest · 04-17-2010, 07:48 AM

How did we miss this shit?

Polish President Dies in Jet Crash in Russia - NYTimes.com

Looks like this pilot need to Polish up on his landings a bit!

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-17-2010, 07:58 AM

No.

Too soon.

Cocktooth · 04-17-2010, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dent

Steven Seagal sued for allegedly keeping sex slaves - MSN Movies News

Steven Seagal sued for allegedly keeping sex slaves

Steven Seagal is accused of hiring young women as personal attendants whose real job was to serve his strange and sometimes violent sexual desires, according to a civil lawsuit filed Monday in Los Angeles by a 23-year-old former model who describes her experience in harrowing detail.

So Segal likes it rough, so does his number one fan. What a bitch for trying to drag his name through the mud. He is just trying to clean up the streets of New Orleans and rid it of the crime washed ashore from Katrina. Noble man IMHO.

ninjaface · 04-17-2010, 10:44 AM

As much as I enjoy the idea of Steven Segal's career slipping further into oblivion, I must present evidence against his accuser, Kayden Nguyen.

YouTube - Kayden Nguyen

f3lix · 04-17-2010, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDTempest

How did we miss this shit?

Polish President Dies in Jet Crash in Russia - NYTimes.com

Looks like this pilot need to Polish up on his landings a bit!

It shows you how much the mainstream media cared to tell America about it. Seems like a GREAT time to attack Poland.

Orgazmo · 04-17-2010, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by f3lix

It shows you how much the mainstream media cared to tell America about it. Seems like a GREAT time to attack Poland.

I've actually heard a shitload about it on the news. I think it more goes to show how little Americans give a shit that it hasn't spread via word of mouth to people who don't watch the news.

01-23-2010, 12:46 PM	#51 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Bronx men to file $2M suit against city after cops arrested them for 'crack' that was really candy
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-25-2010, 11:36 PM	#54 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	That reminds me of 5th grade, when my school sent us to The McMillen Center where the boys and girls from my grade were separated, and the strapping young lads that we were, became men...while an obviously homosexual man informed us of all sorts of fantastic facts ranging from sex, our genitalia (as well as females'), STD's, and topped it all off nicely by forcing us to watch a video of a woman giving birth, in full detail. 'Oral Sex'?...that shit looked light by the end of that day. And to think, somewhere in the world, there are 5th graders whose biggest shocker might've been a dictionary defining 'Oral Sex'. Edit: Memories of that childbirth video have been burnt into my memory ever since. The mere thought of it is terrifying.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut Last edited by Fruitacious B; 01-25-2010 at 11:38 PM.

01-26-2010, 12:59 AM	#55 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	That was a fucking awesome story. Do you have more like it?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-31-2010, 10:34 PM	#56 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	San Francisco’s Answer to Westboro Baptist Church
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-08-2010, 02:54 PM	#59 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,519 Internets: 183146	Victim Says Flatulence Fetish Led to Sexual Assault - News9.com - Oklahoma City, OK - News, Weather, Video and Sports \| Victim Says Flatulence Fetish Led to Sexual Assault OKLAHOMA CITY -- An Oklahoma City man says his fetish is what led to him being raped. The man, identified as a 27-year-old who suffers from autism, said he has a fetish for flatulence, or farts. The victim told police he likes "the sound and smell of farts." He added he was lonely and just wanted to make friends. This led him online where he ended up exchanging phone numbers and text messages with another man, who the victim said is responsible for raping him. The victim said the two met on the Web site AIRG.com back in January. According to the police report, the victim said the suspect, who's name police are withholding, sent him hundreds of explicit text messages. On February 27, the victim and the suspect met in person at the suspect's house. The victim said he thought he was going over to the suspect's house to "enjoy the suspect's farts." Once inside, the victim said the suspect became physically violent at one time telling him "I will beat you up and take your car if your try to leave." At that time the victim said the suspect sexually assaulted him and forced him to leave, saying, "My mom is going to get up and go to work soon so you need to go." The officer who took the report asked the victim why he met with the suspect after receiving the explicit text messages. The victim told the officer he, "thought they could just fart and be friends." The victim added he did not report the incident earlier because he was embarrassed. Dipshit assburger
	Last edited by Dent; 04-08-2010 at 02:55 PM.

01-23-2010, 05:38 PM	#52 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	LOL. Hope they get it. Narcotic test kits literally take minutes to do and could have easily resolved the situation.

02-02-2010, 11:25 PM	#58 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	but further testing will show that it gives you cancer. Sounds like a pretty cool product. I'm sure it's not sterile, but I always thought the "stain repellent" sold at shoe stores was pretty sweet. You could spray it on whatever and water would just bead up and roll off of it. When we were like 13, one of my friends sprayed a big "Fuck You" on the road in the cul de sac, and it stayed visible for at least two weeks.

04-08-2010, 04:31 PM	#60 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	I just noticed that Blonde clearly doesn't understand the topic of the thread.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

04-09-2010, 01:34 AM	#62 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	More like 4. Stop being a bitch.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

04-15-2010, 01:48 PM	#64 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Indiana Poop Bubbles
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

04-15-2010, 10:53 PM	#65 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Oklahoma Catholics Upset About Jesus Christ's Abs
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-15-2010, 11:09 PM	#66 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Must be a recurring problem these days...
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

04-16-2010, 11:50 AM	#67 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,519 Internets: 183146	Steven Seagal sued for allegedly keeping sex slaves - MSN Movies News Steven Seagal sued for allegedly keeping sex slaves Steven Seagal is accused of hiring young women as personal attendants whose real job was to serve his strange and sometimes violent sexual desires, according to a civil lawsuit filed Monday in Los Angeles by a 23-year-old former model who describes her experience in harrowing detail.

04-16-2010, 12:35 PM	#68 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Shaw is going to be heartbroken.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

04-17-2010, 01:49 AM	#69 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Shaw is going to be inspired.

04-17-2010, 07:58 AM	#71 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	No. Too soon.
	#YOLO

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