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Mr. Blonde · 01-28-2005, 05:48 PM

straight up. I bet Triceratops' jizz is purple and gay. In fact, I don't even think Triceratops' have penises, which is why they have been forced to get their sexual satisfactiong out of giving MALE philippine tarsiers blowjobs.

Ironic Mustache · 01-28-2005, 05:57 PM

This might be the greatest thread on the internet right now.

Ironic Mustache · 01-28-2005, 08:38 PM

Orgazmo is a quick avatar nazi.

Orgazmo · 01-28-2005, 08:42 PM

I don't know what you're talking about.

In fact, I don't know a lot in this world.

You see, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and was later thawed by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes when I fly to Europe on the Concorde, I wonder, am I inside some sort of giant bird? Am I gonna be digested? I don't know, because I'm a caveman, and that's the way I think! When I'm courtside at a Knicks game, I wonder if the ball is some sort of food they're fighting over. When I see my image on the security camera at the country club, I wonder, are they stealing my soul? I get so upset, I hop out of my Range Rover, and run across the fairway to to the clubhouse, where I get Carlos to make me one of those martinis he's so famous for, to soothe my primitive caveman brain. But whatever world you're from, I do know one thing - I know that The Triceratops is a much better animal than the Secret Blue Cock, the Blatantly Obvious Blue Cock, and even the Human Being.

Thank you.

Ironic Mustache · 01-28-2005, 08:53 PM

I once walked up to a triceratops and slapped him and then called his mom a fat bitch. He didn't even say anything back. I was all, "Yeah, that's what I thought stupid triceratops. You're lucky the Secret Blue Cock isn't here."

I could see the fear in his eyes.

True story.

Orgazmo · 01-28-2005, 08:58 PM

No fucking way that's a true story. If you slap a Triceratops, your hand gets ripped off by one of the THREE sharp-as-a-razor horns. Unless you only have one hand, you've never slapped a Triceratops.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-28-2005, 09:04 PM

Has anyone seen The Land Before Time? That triceratops Sara was one dumb bitch.

Orgazmo · 01-28-2005, 09:09 PM

Has anyone seen that one gay porno with the Secret Blue Cock? Where he does tons of dudes and shit? See...I told you he was gay.

I haven't seen it though. I don't watch gay porn.

Ironic Mustache · 01-28-2005, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
Unless you only have one hand, you've never slapped a Triceratops.

And just why do you think I purchased this?

Orgazmo · 01-28-2005, 09:31 PM

Oh how the pieces of the puzzle are coming together.

Ironic Mustache · 01-28-2005, 09:37 PM

I guess I told you! And that triceratops...

Orgazmo · 01-28-2005, 09:39 PM

Yeah...but the Triceratops ripped your fucking paw off. He didn't have to say anything to you. His actions spoke far louder than any words could have.

Ironic Mustache · 01-28-2005, 09:47 PM

He didn't do anything though. I raised my knub menacingly like I'd hit him again and he bitched out.

Mr. Blonde · 01-29-2005, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork:
Has anyone seen The Land Before Time? That triceratops Sara was one dumb bitch.

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
The triceratops was the biggest bitch of all the dinosaurs. It was portrayed as an annoying little bitch in "the land before time" and since then I have always had a negative image of it.

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THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-29-2005, 12:14 AM

Sorry, no one reads your posts so I must have missed it.

Mr. Blonde · 01-29-2005, 12:23 AM

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-29-2005, 03:06 AM

I'm sorry I don't know what came over me... [img]redface.gif[/img] I'm a bad person.

01-29-2005, 03:46 AM

Don't feel bad I don't read his posts either.

Niger Angelus · 01-29-2005, 04:26 AM

I just suck as a person.

Mr. Blonde · 01-29-2005, 04:28 AM

Fuck you guys anyways, triceratops's suck.

Niger Angelus · 01-29-2005, 04:33 AM

They are allllllll dead. All of them, gone. Unless they are in hiding somewhere. Now that would be neat. But then if they were smart enough to hide, then there must be raptors and that frankly scares me. Great. Now I am scared. Thanks jerks.

01-29-2005, 04:52 AM

Roaaaar!

Mr. Blonde · 01-29-2005, 04:55 AM

Not an animal.

Niger Angelus · 01-29-2005, 04:59 AM

But it is quite tasty. Ever have a Belfast Car Bomb? That will make you Roaaaar!

01-29-2005, 05:29 AM

If that's the same thing as an Irish Car Bomb (I'm assuming they have to be)

THEN GOD DAMN!

I was just telling my roomates about them today, I can't wait for St. Patty's day!

01-28-2005, 05:48 PM	#76 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	straight up. I bet Triceratops' jizz is purple and gay. In fact, I don't even think Triceratops' have penises, which is why they have been forced to get their sexual satisfactiong out of giving MALE philippine tarsiers blowjobs.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-28-2005, 05:57 PM	#77 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	This might be the greatest thread on the internet right now.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-28-2005, 08:38 PM	#78 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Orgazmo is a quick avatar nazi.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-28-2005, 08:53 PM	#80 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I once walked up to a triceratops and slapped him and then called his mom a fat bitch. He didn't even say anything back. I was all, "Yeah, that's what I thought stupid triceratops. You're lucky the Secret Blue Cock isn't here." I could see the fear in his eyes. True story.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-28-2005, 09:04 PM	#82 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	Has anyone seen The Land Before Time? That triceratops Sara was one dumb bitch.
	#YOLO

01-28-2005, 08:42 PM	#79 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	I don't know what you're talking about. In fact, I don't know a lot in this world. You see, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and was later thawed by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes when I fly to Europe on the Concorde, I wonder, am I inside some sort of giant bird? Am I gonna be digested? I don't know, because I'm a caveman, and that's the way I think! When I'm courtside at a Knicks game, I wonder if the ball is some sort of food they're fighting over. When I see my image on the security camera at the country club, I wonder, are they stealing my soul? I get so upset, I hop out of my Range Rover, and run across the fairway to to the clubhouse, where I get Carlos to make me one of those martinis he's so famous for, to soothe my primitive caveman brain. But whatever world you're from, I do know one thing - I know that The Triceratops is a much better animal than the Secret Blue Cock, the Blatantly Obvious Blue Cock, and even the Human Being. Thank you.

01-28-2005, 08:58 PM	#81 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	No fucking way that's a true story. If you slap a Triceratops, your hand gets ripped off by one of the THREE sharp-as-a-razor horns. Unless you only have one hand, you've never slapped a Triceratops.

01-28-2005, 09:09 PM	#83 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Has anyone seen that one gay porno with the Secret Blue Cock? Where he does tons of dudes and shit? See...I told you he was gay. I haven't seen it though. I don't watch gay porn.

01-28-2005, 09:31 PM	#85 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Oh how the pieces of the puzzle are coming together.

01-28-2005, 09:37 PM	#86 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I guess I told you! And that triceratops...
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-28-2005, 09:39 PM	#87 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Yeah...but the Triceratops ripped your fucking paw off. He didn't have to say anything to you. His actions spoke far louder than any words could have.

01-28-2005, 09:47 PM	#88 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	He didn't do anything though. I raised my knub menacingly like I'd hit him again and he bitched out.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-29-2005, 12:14 AM	#90 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	Sorry, no one reads your posts so I must have missed it.
	#YOLO

01-29-2005, 12:23 AM	#91 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-29-2005, 03:06 AM	#92 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	I'm sorry I don't know what came over me... [img]redface.gif[/img] I'm a bad person.
	#YOLO

01-29-2005, 04:52 AM	#97 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Roaaaar!
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

01-29-2005, 03:46 AM	#93 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Don't feel bad I don't read his posts either.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

01-29-2005, 04:26 AM	#94 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I just suck as a person.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

01-29-2005, 04:28 AM	#95 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Fuck you guys anyways, triceratops's suck.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-29-2005, 04:33 AM	#96 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	They are allllllll dead. All of them, gone. Unless they are in hiding somewhere. Now that would be neat. But then if they were smart enough to hide, then there must be raptors and that frankly scares me. Great. Now I am scared. Thanks jerks.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

01-29-2005, 04:55 AM	#98 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Not an animal.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-29-2005, 04:59 AM	#99 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	But it is quite tasty. Ever have a Belfast Car Bomb? That will make you Roaaaar!
	I enjoy knives and fire.

01-29-2005, 05:29 AM	#100 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	If that's the same thing as an Irish Car Bomb (I'm assuming they have to be) THEN GOD DAMN! I was just telling my roomates about them today, I can't wait for St. Patty's day!
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a