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Ironic Mustache · 06-13-2005, 01:03 PM

pwn3d.

MAGICLIT · 06-14-2005, 05:09 PM

SCotD:

This morning my contacts were really dry when i got to work and I did not have any eyedrops. I went into Albertsons Grocery Store to buy some Clear Eyes for Contacts. The friggin eye drops cost $4.00. For some reason, I did not feel that i should pay a lousy $4 to wet my eyes so.........I stole it. Bless Me Father For I Have Sinned.......I don't usually do stuff like that, and I had money, I just felt like saying damn the man, so I "swooped" on that shit and drop it casually in my open purse, im a crazy bitch.

Ironic Mustache · 06-14-2005, 05:34 PM

Thief!

MAGICLIT · 06-14-2005, 05:44 PM

Midget!

Niger Angelus · 06-15-2005, 03:15 AM

Today I stole from Wal-Mart: 2 Red Baron Sausage and Egg Breakfast Pizzas
Ben & Jerry's: Everything But The...
Hershey's Strawberry & Cream Swoops

They don't pay me enough to buy their products. Bastards.

Repugnant Abomination · 06-15-2005, 06:12 AM

Sometimes late at night I'll cook up a pizza and eat it, knowing full well that kind of food is making it hard to get a six pack. But in my moment of weakness I wont care. I gorge myself, the whole time crying softly "Aaahooooooo...hoooo...hooooo...AaaaaAahhooooooooo oooooo..."

Ironic Mustache · 06-15-2005, 12:18 PM

I did that with a hotdog yesterday. I'm so ashamed.

MAGICLIT · 06-15-2005, 01:22 PM

boys and their eating disorders, omg

theMerciless1 · 06-15-2005, 02:00 PM

i have some confessions:
i cheated on my girlfriend
i locked my kitten inn the bathroom all night because he was annoying me
i steal the internet
i steal cable
i broke the rules at work about porking the staff
i walk by people when they are eating and fart
i have jock itch
that all for nmow

MAGICLIT · 06-15-2005, 02:05 PM

OMG, you are merciless.

farawayfromhere · 06-15-2005, 03:15 PM

and kinda gross.

SCoTD:
My dad recently adopted two baby skunks the other day. Yes skunks. Their mother was hit by a car and they were too little to survive on their own, so he took them in. Now the fun loving nocturnal (sp?), squeaking, little bitches live just outside my room. My father says that they are too little to have developed the ability to spray and if we tame them while they are young they will never spray. THEY ARE WILD ANIMALS. INSTINCTS! seriously! Just because they are used to us does not mean that they will never feel threatened or get scared of something.

I must confess I think that the poor darlings might mysteriously disappear...or I don't know, run away when I am not looking.

theMerciless1 · 06-15-2005, 04:52 PM

i would like to add to my confessions that i am madly in lust with farawayfrom here.
she is so hot.
i love her.
will you come on vacation w/ me? i promise the jock itch will be cleared up by then.

MAGICLIT · 06-15-2005, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theMerciless1:
i promise the jock itch will be cleared up by then.

You are so incredibly smooth, how ever do you do it?

Carnivorous Flavor · 06-15-2005, 07:37 PM

i confess. thats all i can say for now..statute of limitations and what not....trust me.

theMerciless1 · 06-15-2005, 07:39 PM

i have another confession:
today i asked one of my female employees if i could buy some of her urine.

Carnivorous Flavor · 06-15-2005, 07:52 PM

and she said ?.....(carni flav gets in th epee line)....

Ironic Mustache · 06-15-2005, 08:03 PM

I wonder if there's a market for Ironic Mustache urine... I'd never thought of selling it until now.

theMerciless1 · 06-15-2005, 11:08 PM

she said yes and i told her i want her to heat it up on the stove to near-boiling temp and then throw it in my face as i masturbate.

Repugnant Abomination · 06-15-2005, 11:35 PM

heh.

Why were you never this quality at jj.net?

Niger Angelus · 06-16-2005, 01:10 PM

Nubblies brings out the best in everyone.

I peed in my neighbor's pool last night. That is about as confessing as I am going to get for now.

farawayfromhere · 06-16-2005, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theMerciless1:
i would like to add to my confessions that i am madly in lust with farawayfrom here.
she is so hot.
i love her.
will you come on vacation w/ me? i promise the jock itch will be cleared up by then.

WTF?

Quote:

Originally posted by farawayfromhere:
and kinda gross.

SCoTD:
My dad recently adopted two baby skunks the other day. Yes skunks. Their mother was hit by a car and they were too little to survive on their own, so he took them in. Now the fun loving nocturnal (sp?), squeaking, little bitches live just outside my room. My father says that they are too little to have developed the ability to spray and if we tame them while they are young they will never spray. THEY ARE WILD ANIMALS. INSTINCTS! seriously! Just because they are used to us does not mean that they will never feel threatened or get scared of something.

I must confess I think that the poor darlings might mysteriously disappear...or I don't know, run away when I am not looking.

There is now only one skunk left.
ha...

Repugnant Abomination · 06-16-2005, 08:04 PM

You're doing away with the poor innocent skunks!? Why you filthy little bitch! How dare you! Don't be jealous of them because they smell 10 times better then you and your rotten fish smelling ass. Why don't you go hang out with all your fish eatin' lesbian friends instead of ruining the lives of one of Gods precious little creatures.

Die bitch. Die! [img]graemlins/sexxor.gif[/img]

MAGICLIT · 06-16-2005, 08:10 PM

Repug's wit sometimes makes me wanna [img]graemlins/wackit.gif[/img] except in the female form of masturbation, there was no "instant female whacking off" graemlin. But you get the picture.

Carnivorous Flavor · 06-16-2005, 09:41 PM

he's an asshole. i'm the reason he has any aura at all online. Im his internet sensei.

malice · 06-16-2005, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repugnant Abomination:
fish eatin' lesbian friends

Adam Sandler, Toll Booth Willy.

06-13-2005, 01:03 PM	#1101 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	pwn3d.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

06-14-2005, 05:09 PM	#1102 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	SCotD: This morning my contacts were really dry when i got to work and I did not have any eyedrops. I went into Albertsons Grocery Store to buy some Clear Eyes for Contacts. The friggin eye drops cost $4.00. For some reason, I did not feel that i should pay a lousy $4 to wet my eyes so.........I stole it. Bless Me Father For I Have Sinned.......I don't usually do stuff like that, and I had money, I just felt like saying damn the man, so I "swooped" on that shit and drop it casually in my open purse, im a crazy bitch.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

06-14-2005, 05:34 PM	#1103 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Thief!
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

06-14-2005, 05:44 PM	#1104 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Midget!
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

06-15-2005, 03:15 AM	#1105 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Today I stole from Wal-Mart: 2 Red Baron Sausage and Egg Breakfast Pizzas Ben & Jerry's: Everything But The... Hershey's Strawberry & Cream Swoops They don't pay me enough to buy their products. Bastards.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

06-15-2005, 06:12 AM	#1106 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Sometimes late at night I'll cook up a pizza and eat it, knowing full well that kind of food is making it hard to get a six pack. But in my moment of weakness I wont care. I gorge myself, the whole time crying softly "Aaahooooooo...hoooo...hooooo...AaaaaAahhooooooooo oooooo..."

06-15-2005, 12:18 PM	#1107 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I did that with a hotdog yesterday. I'm so ashamed.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

06-15-2005, 01:22 PM	#1108 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	boys and their eating disorders, omg
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

06-15-2005, 02:00 PM	#1109 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	i have some confessions: i cheated on my girlfriend i locked my kitten inn the bathroom all night because he was annoying me i steal the internet i steal cable i broke the rules at work about porking the staff i walk by people when they are eating and fart i have jock itch that all for nmow
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

06-15-2005, 02:05 PM	#1110 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	OMG, you are merciless.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

06-15-2005, 03:15 PM	#1111 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	and kinda gross. SCoTD: My dad recently adopted two baby skunks the other day. Yes skunks. Their mother was hit by a car and they were too little to survive on their own, so he took them in. Now the fun loving nocturnal (sp?), squeaking, little bitches live just outside my room. My father says that they are too little to have developed the ability to spray and if we tame them while they are young they will never spray. THEY ARE WILD ANIMALS. INSTINCTS! seriously! Just because they are used to us does not mean that they will never feel threatened or get scared of something. I must confess I think that the poor darlings might mysteriously disappear...or I don't know, run away when I am not looking.
	"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

06-15-2005, 04:52 PM	#1112 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	i would like to add to my confessions that i am madly in lust with farawayfrom here. she is so hot. i love her. will you come on vacation w/ me? i promise the jock itch will be cleared up by then.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

06-15-2005, 07:37 PM	#1114 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	i confess. thats all i can say for now..statute of limitations and what not....trust me.
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

06-15-2005, 07:39 PM	#1115 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	i have another confession: today i asked one of my female employees if i could buy some of her urine.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

06-15-2005, 07:52 PM	#1116 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	and she said ?.....(carni flav gets in th epee line)....
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

06-15-2005, 08:03 PM	#1117 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I wonder if there's a market for Ironic Mustache urine... I'd never thought of selling it until now.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

06-15-2005, 11:08 PM	#1118 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	she said yes and i told her i want her to heat it up on the stove to near-boiling temp and then throw it in my face as i masturbate.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

06-15-2005, 11:35 PM	#1119 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	heh. Why were you never this quality at jj.net?

06-16-2005, 01:10 PM	#1120 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Nubblies brings out the best in everyone. I peed in my neighbor's pool last night. That is about as confessing as I am going to get for now.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

06-16-2005, 08:04 PM	#1122 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	You're doing away with the poor innocent skunks!? Why you filthy little bitch! How dare you! Don't be jealous of them because they smell 10 times better then you and your rotten fish smelling ass. Why don't you go hang out with all your fish eatin' lesbian friends instead of ruining the lives of one of Gods precious little creatures. Die bitch. Die! [img]graemlins/sexxor.gif[/img]

06-16-2005, 08:10 PM	#1123 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Repug's wit sometimes makes me wanna [img]graemlins/wackit.gif[/img] except in the female form of masturbation, there was no "instant female whacking off" graemlin. But you get the picture.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

06-16-2005, 09:41 PM	#1124 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	he's an asshole. i'm the reason he has any aura at all online. Im his internet sensei.
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....