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Ugly Bastard · 04-22-2012, 02:57 PM

+1 to text flirting being da nutz.

thekremlin · 04-22-2012, 04:15 PM

DDTempest · 04-22-2012, 08:34 PM

I didn't send or receive a text until my senior year of college ...

SittinOnDubsWGW · 05-02-2012, 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDTempest

I didn't send or receive a text until my senior year of college ...

So this still applies?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Tangentially, it's odd to think that texting has been a part of every single one of our romantic lives from the very beginning

Mr. Blonde · 05-02-2012, 11:17 AM

Mr. Blonde · 05-03-2012, 02:08 AM

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thekremlin · 05-03-2012, 03:12 AM

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Saint DH · 08-15-2012, 03:35 PM

1) When people walk by the outside of my cubicle, I track their movement with an imaginary gun and shoot them.

2) When people are talking in front of and outside of my cubicle, I flip them off.

Mr. Blonde · 08-17-2012, 11:54 PM

I received the woeful news today that I did not get a job I was really counting on getting in Flagstaff. Which means I'm back to square one on the Flag job search.

On my lunchbreak, in a fairly deep depression and angry at myself and my current situation, I punched myself in the face about 10 times, pretty hard.

I have felt pretty good all night. Not depressed or anything.

So that's something.

Ironic Mustache · 08-19-2012, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

On my lunchbreak, in a fairly deep depression and angry at myself and my current situation, I punched myself in the face about 10 times, pretty hard.

I have felt pretty good all night. Not depressed or anything.

So that's something.

It starts punching with walls, then moves to your own face, and eventually leads to becoming a homo-erotic snuff film director. I've seen it a thousand times and refuse to watch you go down that path.

angry pancake · 08-19-2012, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

I punched myself in the face about 10 times, pretty hard.

If you got 10 punches in, they weren't very hard. Or you have a hell of a chin and can take a punch.

Mr. Blonde · 08-20-2012, 12:01 AM

They certainly weren't haymakers, if you have never punched yourself your body does a pretty big self-regulatory mechanism for pulling self-punches.

But a few Nubblites know Blonde can take a punch.

thekremlin · 08-20-2012, 01:53 AM

1) Blonde can punch holes in walls.
2) Blonde can take 10 Blonde punches to face.
3) Blonde's face is >10x stronger than a wall.

DDTempest · 09-30-2012, 10:49 PM

I was taking a shit in the bathroom of Cheesecake Factory the other day and "all Along the Watchtower" came on the radio ... for a couple seconds I thought I was a Cylon.

Saint DH · 12-02-2012, 06:44 PM

I have the song "Pick a Bale of Cotton" stuck in my head (I watched The League this week), and black neighbors. I better sing quietly.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 03-22-2013, 08:27 AM

I just noticed the back of my laptop is covered in semen.

If your confession of the day is that you want a picture of it pls post that request here.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 03-22-2013, 12:39 PM

Just as fair warning, if I don't get a request by EOD I'm going to clean it off and there will be NO picture.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 03-22-2013, 05:07 PM

This is my last warning.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 03-23-2013, 02:46 PM

Since nubblies was down I'm giving a 24 hour grace period.

thekremlin · 03-24-2013, 03:43 PM

Grace period is what I call it when my girlfriend is on the rag.*

*'cause her name is Grace.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 03-24-2013, 04:33 PM

I'm sorry Kremlin, but I've already cleaned it off.

Saint DH · 04-30-2014, 07:33 AM

I just typed 100/4 into my calculator.

It's a tape calculator so there's evidence of my stupidity, too.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-30-2014, 11:34 PM

clicked New Posts
saw thread title
saw last poster, Johnny Richter
mfw not a confession about being a homosexual

Saint DH · 05-21-2014, 02:33 PM

As soon as a girl shows interest in me, I am almost immediately disgusted by her.

Classic narcissism.

f3lix · 05-22-2014, 08:16 AM

Or fear

03-22-2013, 08:27 AM	#2116 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	I just noticed the back of my laptop is covered in semen. If your confession of the day is that you want a picture of it pls post that request here.
	#YOLO

03-22-2013, 12:39 PM	#2117 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	Just as fair warning, if I don't get a request by EOD I'm going to clean it off and there will be NO picture.
	#YOLO

03-22-2013, 05:07 PM	#2118 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	This is my last warning.
	#YOLO

03-23-2013, 02:46 PM	#2119 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	Since nubblies was down I'm giving a 24 hour grace period.
	#YOLO

03-24-2013, 04:33 PM	#2121 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	I'm sorry Kremlin, but I've already cleaned it off.
	#YOLO

04-22-2012, 02:57 PM	#2101 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	+1 to text flirting being da nutz.

05-02-2012, 11:17 AM	#2105 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106

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08-15-2012, 03:35 PM	#2108 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	1) When people walk by the outside of my cubicle, I track their movement with an imaginary gun and shoot them. 2) When people are talking in front of and outside of my cubicle, I flip them off.

08-17-2012, 11:54 PM	#2109 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I received the woeful news today that I did not get a job I was really counting on getting in Flagstaff. Which means I'm back to square one on the Flag job search. On my lunchbreak, in a fairly deep depression and angry at myself and my current situation, I punched myself in the face about 10 times, pretty hard. I have felt pretty good all night. Not depressed or anything. So that's something.

08-20-2012, 12:01 AM	#2112 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	They certainly weren't haymakers, if you have never punched yourself your body does a pretty big self-regulatory mechanism for pulling self-punches. But a few Nubblites know Blonde can take a punch.

12-02-2012, 06:44 PM	#2115 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	I have the song "Pick a Bale of Cotton" stuck in my head (I watched The League this week), and black neighbors. I better sing quietly.

04-30-2014, 07:33 AM	#2122 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	I just typed 100/4 into my calculator. It's a tape calculator so there's evidence of my stupidity, too.
	Last edited by Saint DH; 04-30-2014 at 07:38 AM.

04-30-2014, 11:34 PM	#2123 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	clicked New Posts saw thread title saw last poster, Johnny Richter mfw not a confession about being a homosexual
	#YOLO

05-21-2014, 02:33 PM	#2124 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	As soon as a girl shows interest in me, I am almost immediately disgusted by her. Classic narcissism.

05-22-2014, 08:16 AM	#2125 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Or fear