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11-05-2002, 12:55 AM

I start this thread not knowing exactly what I'm going to write about...but I do have a general idea, so bear with me.

I've never gone hunting for anything bigger than a chipmunk, but I still think that I can have an opinion. When I think about people taking big ass guns with scopes that magnify 100x, I have to think to myself that it's not really a fair fight. I mean, a human, a creature that is infinitely smarter than the prey that it hunts, arms itself with a weapon that could pick off a lemon from 500 yards. What the fuck? Honestly, where is the fun in that? If I ever found the need to take the life of a creature, I'm sure that, if it was possible, I would do it with my bare hands. Granted, killing things like deer in such a fashion would be more than a little bit tough...but that doesn't mean that using a fucking rifle is the answer. I can see implementing the use of a rifle if you're hunting on the African Plains for big ass elephants, but for a deer? Fuck no. I'm going to go ahead and say that using a sword is fair against a deer...just enough to pose enough of a challenge, but not so much that you can fucking kill the animal from a quarter mile. That's all I've got for now, maybe I'll add a bit later.

[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited November 04, 2002).]

Loki · 11-05-2002, 01:28 AM

Hmm, well that is a little unfair, for the deer isn’t it. So this poses a question which do you consider more of a sport deer hunting or the DEA hunting down Mexicans?

Here is Loki's opinion
For 1 Mexicans have the obvious advantage of being able to swim, if a deer gets trapped between the hunter and a river, the deer is fucked, they can just hope that they end up in a meat factory instead of having their head mounted on some hillbilly's wall. The Mexican using their cunning intellect, or lack thereof, can swim across the river to flee any pursuing DEA agent. The deer on the other hand does have the clear advantage of speed, and intelligence. After all it’s not like deer travel in big groups of 30 or more and hope that a hunter doesn’t find them. The deer doesn’t run in straight lines either like the Mexican, which makes capture incredibly easy.

Now as far as the hunters go, I would say that the DEA Agent has the most difficulty, unless Congress gives all agents 007 statuses, and can kill rabbits on sight. Until then they will have to settle with other means.

Well my vote goes to Mexican hunting as more of a sport. If anyone ever needs anything to do, write your representative and request a Mexican hunting season.

-Loki

[This message has been edited by Loki (edited November 04, 2002).]

Ugly Bastard · 11-05-2002, 01:52 AM

Mexican Hunting...good call Loki.
Here are the rules to Mexican Hunting:

1. You may hunt from 12:01 a.m. Janurary 1 thru 11:59 p.m. December 31
2. There is no limit to the number of Mexicans you can shoot and kill. In fact, the more you kill, the less taxes you will have to pay each year.
3. Shooting them in the leg and leaving them to bleed to death for a few days is an acceptable method of killing.

Follow these rules, without breaking them, and you'll do just fine

-Ugly Bastard

Niger Angelus · 11-05-2002, 01:59 AM

What about women and children? Are they to be spared. Or left for the brutality of the white man.

BigDongedHoe · 11-05-2002, 10:50 AM

Deer Hunting is somewhat unfair IMO but Loki you are totally wrong. Deer come in groups of 10-20 all the time when they are hunted. Haven't you ever seen aprox. 20 deer standing in a corn field before?? If not you have not seen enough deer to make a basis. Also deer can swim you moron, have you ever seen a buck swimming in a lake cause I have aprox. 5-10 times. You'll see there head, antlers and all. On that same note a deer is probably not going to jump into a lake and swim away from someone, more like run away from them on land since there maybe 3 x as fast.

I think that Deer hunting is tougher than mexican hunting.

Ugly Bastard · 11-05-2002, 12:57 PM

Niger-

When you say "Women and Children" I say, "Little Mexican Rat-Bastards". If it weren't for women, there wouldn't be any children. So I say kill the women faster than you kill the men. The kids are just for sport, kill them just because you're bored.

-Ugly Bastard

buckeye · 11-05-2002, 01:17 PM

well salt blocks are illegal when baiting deer, so under your hunting rules Ugly Bastard, is baiting mexicans with tacos, burritos, refried beans, or decked out GMC (mexicanized) mini-vans acceptable?

Ugly Bastard · 11-05-2002, 06:06 PM

buckeye, friend...if it means killing a mexican, than it's legal

-Ugly Bastard

11-05-2002, 07:18 PM

I think it'd be funny to go mexican hunting with a bow...anyone else agree?

Niger Angelus · 11-05-2002, 08:17 PM

I say we take a little from Hitler and tell them that we have cheap labor and we wil hire anyone. The get them in a small confined space and torch it. Yeah I know it takes away from the chase, but still. If you think about it. it is a little funny.

[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited November 05, 2002).]

Ugly Bastard · 11-05-2002, 08:44 PM

Why use a bow when you can use gernades?

11-05-2002, 11:54 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by buckeyeis baiting mexicans with tacos, burritos, refried beans, or decked out GMC (mexicanized) mini-vans acceptable<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Folks, this is humor in its purest form. I can see people decorating their houses with MexiMounts. Imagine a world where the worth of the mount is not determined by the amount of points, but instead by the greasiness of the mane. Imagine a world...

St. Anky · 11-06-2002, 12:05 AM

Jesus christ people... if you prick us... will we not bleed?

Eh fuck it. You white devils are just pissed because your penis size cannot compare to the massive man-gina (DICK for the lay man) that dangles between my legs.

Sure us mexicans can be dirty. And sure we've populated the world with marijuana, cocaine, and other smut which you all enjoy. And can you say TACO BELL? Come on, who doesnt enjoy a nice chicken quesadilla? Or how about Jennifer Lopez?

How about it boys, give us a little credit...

Ugly Bastard · 11-06-2002, 12:07 AM

How would you know how big a White-Man's penis is? Even if you did know, I'm surprised you don't say they're huge, I've heard J.K. is hung like a bull.

-Ugly Bastard

St. Anky · 11-06-2002, 12:10 AM

I've also heard you still havent found your penis in that gnarled mass of fire crotch, but did i say that fatty? No, i dont believe so.

Ugly Bastard · 11-06-2002, 12:14 AM

Well my huge bush does interfer sometimes. But lucky for me, Ms. Reyes (your "Mother" that you never get to see) likes to shave it for me, just another one of her weird kinks.
I can't help but notice that you called me "fatty" again. You're really wearin that one out. It also disturbs me somewhat that you are looking at me and noticing stuff like that. I never really "critique" guys when I'm looking at them.

-Ugly Bastard

St. Anky · 11-06-2002, 12:20 AM

1) There IS no Ms. Reyes
2)What the fuck is up with shavin your pubes dude?
3) How can you say you dont "critique" guys? Wasnt one of your first posts to me telling me about what jeans i wear and what brand they were or something? I believe I'm right on this... but your mother is doing an incredible job at swallowing my cock at the moment and my memory is a bit vague. So sorry.

Ugly Bastard · 11-06-2002, 12:25 AM

No Ms. Reyes huh? Eh, I can't blame her, I would have run out on that "pimp" if I was her too.

Also, nice work on the "your mom is giving me head" bash. Originality, humor, poise...it had it all.

One last thing, The Homosexual forum you started has not been posted in for some time now. Is this to lead me to believe that you have turned to the good side? I know your dad does stuff with you, but you being raped does not mean that you are a homosexual....it's cool to "cross sides" if you want to. We'd welcome you with open arms.

-Ugly Bastard

St. Anky · 11-06-2002, 12:30 AM

*Clap*
*Clap*
*Clap*

Damn Ugly, will this ever end? I mean... we're both obviously too damn good at this shit talking...eh...shit to ever win. How much would it upset our fellow nubblie brothers if we called it a draw?

Niger Angelus · 11-06-2002, 12:31 AM

Should we move this to Shit Talking Central. I am sensing a nubblies confrontation.

By that way, thanks Active, you're a great great person. Nubblies has to be the #1 site to visit on my list.

Ugly Bastard · 11-06-2002, 12:32 AM

How about this...how about I just burnt you, and you couldn't think of anything to say back...so you trying to "call it a draw". It's like on Monty Python when the King cuts off the Black Knights limbs..and he dares to call it a draw.
How about we don't call it a draw? How about that?

-Ugly Bastard

buckeye · 11-06-2002, 12:34 AM

hahahha, this is great. ohh and by the way as mexican as taco bell may see its american. Taco bell was founded by Glen Bell. The taco sauce that is on the tacos was actually created as a chilly dog sauce at first (therefore it is really an american taco). The first three taco bells where established between 1953-1954, way before the mexican population of american had surpased 1000. Therefore taco bell is American not Mexican....

and btw, jennifer lopez has a huge ass!

------Go Bucks!-------

tonguegina · 11-06-2002, 12:42 AM

hmm...a valiant effort to both contestants. I'm gonna have to give all of that shit up there about a 9...which is not bad at all. It had it all; "your mom" jokes, pissed off undertones, and was a duel to remember...but of course there can only be one winner, one champion, one victor, and of course, to the victor go the spoils. I can't speak for the rest of you, but the way I see it Ugly Bastard took that round and St. Anky just tapped out at the end there.

Niger Angelus · 11-06-2002, 12:44 AM

Yes her's is huge. And I think that we rather, due to what I hear, not encounter latin vagina. Knowing the bathing patterns and such of mexicans, due to the fact there are 12 families in a home and it just takes awhile, I dont think the whole experience would be too pleasent.

tonguegina · 11-06-2002, 12:48 AM

I've never been big on the latino sex scene. I never really saw J-Lo, as it were, very attractive either. I'm not saying she's hideously ugly, but she's not really all that special compaired to say...Tara Reid?

11-05-2002, 12:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	I start this thread not knowing exactly what I'm going to write about...but I do have a general idea, so bear with me. I've never gone hunting for anything bigger than a chipmunk, but I still think that I can have an opinion. When I think about people taking big ass guns with scopes that magnify 100x, I have to think to myself that it's not really a fair fight. I mean, a human, a creature that is infinitely smarter than the prey that it hunts, arms itself with a weapon that could pick off a lemon from 500 yards. What the fuck? Honestly, where is the fun in that? If I ever found the need to take the life of a creature, I'm sure that, if it was possible, I would do it with my bare hands. Granted, killing things like deer in such a fashion would be more than a little bit tough...but that doesn't mean that using a fucking rifle is the answer. I can see implementing the use of a rifle if you're hunting on the African Plains for big ass elephants, but for a deer? Fuck no. I'm going to go ahead and say that using a sword is fair against a deer...just enough to pose enough of a challenge, but not so much that you can fucking kill the animal from a quarter mile. That's all I've got for now, maybe I'll add a bit later. [This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited November 04, 2002).]
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

11-05-2002, 07:18 PM	#9 (permalink)
JohnnyRichter Guest Posts: n/a	I think it'd be funny to go mexican hunting with a bow...anyone else agree?
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11-05-2002, 11:54 PM	#12 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by buckeyeis baiting mexicans with tacos, burritos, refried beans, or decked out GMC (mexicanized) mini-vans acceptable<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Folks, this is humor in its purest form. I can see people decorating their houses with MexiMounts. Imagine a world where the worth of the mount is not determined by the amount of points, but instead by the greasiness of the mane. Imagine a world...
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

11-05-2002, 01:28 AM	#2 (permalink)
Loki Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: USA Posts: 15 Internets: 10	Hmm, well that is a little unfair, for the deer isn’t it. So this poses a question which do you consider more of a sport deer hunting or the DEA hunting down Mexicans? Here is Loki's opinion For 1 Mexicans have the obvious advantage of being able to swim, if a deer gets trapped between the hunter and a river, the deer is fucked, they can just hope that they end up in a meat factory instead of having their head mounted on some hillbilly's wall. The Mexican using their cunning intellect, or lack thereof, can swim across the river to flee any pursuing DEA agent. The deer on the other hand does have the clear advantage of speed, and intelligence. After all it’s not like deer travel in big groups of 30 or more and hope that a hunter doesn’t find them. The deer doesn’t run in straight lines either like the Mexican, which makes capture incredibly easy. Now as far as the hunters go, I would say that the DEA Agent has the most difficulty, unless Congress gives all agents 007 statuses, and can kill rabbits on sight. Until then they will have to settle with other means. Well my vote goes to Mexican hunting as more of a sport. If anyone ever needs anything to do, write your representative and request a Mexican hunting season. -Loki [This message has been edited by Loki (edited November 04, 2002).]

11-05-2002, 01:52 AM	#3 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Mexican Hunting...good call Loki. Here are the rules to Mexican Hunting: 1. You may hunt from 12:01 a.m. Janurary 1 thru 11:59 p.m. December 31 2. There is no limit to the number of Mexicans you can shoot and kill. In fact, the more you kill, the less taxes you will have to pay each year. 3. Shooting them in the leg and leaving them to bleed to death for a few days is an acceptable method of killing. Follow these rules, without breaking them, and you'll do just fine -Ugly Bastard

11-05-2002, 01:59 AM	#4 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	What about women and children? Are they to be spared. Or left for the brutality of the white man.

11-05-2002, 10:50 AM	#5 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Deer Hunting is somewhat unfair IMO but Loki you are totally wrong. Deer come in groups of 10-20 all the time when they are hunted. Haven't you ever seen aprox. 20 deer standing in a corn field before?? If not you have not seen enough deer to make a basis. Also deer can swim you moron, have you ever seen a buck swimming in a lake cause I have aprox. 5-10 times. You'll see there head, antlers and all. On that same note a deer is probably not going to jump into a lake and swim away from someone, more like run away from them on land since there maybe 3 x as fast. I think that Deer hunting is tougher than mexican hunting.

11-05-2002, 12:57 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Niger- When you say "Women and Children" I say, "Little Mexican Rat-Bastards". If it weren't for women, there wouldn't be any children. So I say kill the women faster than you kill the men. The kids are just for sport, kill them just because you're bored. -Ugly Bastard

11-05-2002, 01:17 PM	#7 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	well salt blocks are illegal when baiting deer, so under your hunting rules Ugly Bastard, is baiting mexicans with tacos, burritos, refried beans, or decked out GMC (mexicanized) mini-vans acceptable?

11-05-2002, 06:06 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	buckeye, friend...if it means killing a mexican, than it's legal -Ugly Bastard

11-05-2002, 08:17 PM	#10 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I say we take a little from Hitler and tell them that we have cheap labor and we wil hire anyone. The get them in a small confined space and torch it. Yeah I know it takes away from the chase, but still. If you think about it. it is a little funny. [This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited November 05, 2002).]

11-05-2002, 08:44 PM	#11 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Why use a bow when you can use gernades?

11-06-2002, 12:05 AM	#13 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	Jesus christ people... if you prick us... will we not bleed? Eh fuck it. You white devils are just pissed because your penis size cannot compare to the massive man-gina (DICK for the lay man) that dangles between my legs. Sure us mexicans can be dirty. And sure we've populated the world with marijuana, cocaine, and other smut which you all enjoy. And can you say TACO BELL? Come on, who doesnt enjoy a nice chicken quesadilla? Or how about Jennifer Lopez? How about it boys, give us a little credit...

11-06-2002, 12:07 AM	#14 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	How would you know how big a White-Man's penis is? Even if you did know, I'm surprised you don't say they're huge, I've heard J.K. is hung like a bull. -Ugly Bastard

11-06-2002, 12:10 AM	#15 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	I've also heard you still havent found your penis in that gnarled mass of fire crotch, but did i say that fatty? No, i dont believe so.

11-06-2002, 12:14 AM	#16 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Well my huge bush does interfer sometimes. But lucky for me, Ms. Reyes (your "Mother" that you never get to see) likes to shave it for me, just another one of her weird kinks. I can't help but notice that you called me "fatty" again. You're really wearin that one out. It also disturbs me somewhat that you are looking at me and noticing stuff like that. I never really "critique" guys when I'm looking at them. -Ugly Bastard

11-06-2002, 12:20 AM	#17 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	1) There IS no Ms. Reyes 2)What the fuck is up with shavin your pubes dude? 3) How can you say you dont "critique" guys? Wasnt one of your first posts to me telling me about what jeans i wear and what brand they were or something? I believe I'm right on this... but your mother is doing an incredible job at swallowing my cock at the moment and my memory is a bit vague. So sorry.

11-06-2002, 12:25 AM	#18 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	No Ms. Reyes huh? Eh, I can't blame her, I would have run out on that "pimp" if I was her too. Also, nice work on the "your mom is giving me head" bash. Originality, humor, poise...it had it all. One last thing, The Homosexual forum you started has not been posted in for some time now. Is this to lead me to believe that you have turned to the good side? I know your dad does stuff with you, but you being raped does not mean that you are a homosexual....it's cool to "cross sides" if you want to. We'd welcome you with open arms. -Ugly Bastard

11-06-2002, 12:30 AM	#19 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	Clap Clap Clap Damn Ugly, will this ever end? I mean... we're both obviously too damn good at this shit talking...eh...shit to ever win. How much would it upset our fellow nubblie brothers if we called it a draw?

11-06-2002, 12:31 AM	#20 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Should we move this to Shit Talking Central. I am sensing a nubblies confrontation. By that way, thanks Active, you're a great great person. Nubblies has to be the #1 site to visit on my list.

11-06-2002, 12:32 AM	#21 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	How about this...how about I just burnt you, and you couldn't think of anything to say back...so you trying to "call it a draw". It's like on Monty Python when the King cuts off the Black Knights limbs..and he dares to call it a draw. How about we don't call it a draw? How about that? -Ugly Bastard

11-06-2002, 12:34 AM	#22 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	hahahha, this is great. ohh and by the way as mexican as taco bell may see its american. Taco bell was founded by Glen Bell. The taco sauce that is on the tacos was actually created as a chilly dog sauce at first (therefore it is really an american taco). The first three taco bells where established between 1953-1954, way before the mexican population of american had surpased 1000. Therefore taco bell is American not Mexican.... and btw, jennifer lopez has a huge ass! ------Go Bucks!-------

11-06-2002, 12:42 AM	#23 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	hmm...a valiant effort to both contestants. I'm gonna have to give all of that shit up there about a 9...which is not bad at all. It had it all; "your mom" jokes, pissed off undertones, and was a duel to remember...but of course there can only be one winner, one champion, one victor, and of course, to the victor go the spoils. I can't speak for the rest of you, but the way I see it Ugly Bastard took that round and St. Anky just tapped out at the end there.

11-06-2002, 12:44 AM	#24 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Yes her's is huge. And I think that we rather, due to what I hear, not encounter latin vagina. Knowing the bathing patterns and such of mexicans, due to the fact there are 12 families in a home and it just takes awhile, I dont think the whole experience would be too pleasent.

11-06-2002, 12:48 AM	#25 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	I've never been big on the latino sex scene. I never really saw J-Lo, as it were, very attractive either. I'm not saying she's hideously ugly, but she's not really all that special compaired to say...Tara Reid?