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THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-10-2011, 09:31 PM

I find that very hard to believe mister!

SittinOnDubsWGW · 10-28-2011, 04:10 AM

I stepped on a huge rusty nail at work today. It sucked.

Mr. Blonde · 10-28-2011, 10:29 AM

Go through your foot?

Tetanus shot updated?

SittinOnDubsWGW · 11-03-2011, 03:27 AM

didn't make it through my foot, but was still deep.

Got a tetanus update that night as I knew I'd probably need one in the near future and wasn't exactly sure whne my last one was.

ninjaface · 11-04-2011, 12:22 AM

Did they sew up your vagina or is that still wide open?

Not sure why I'm being a dick, but it seemed fun.

St. Anky · 11-05-2011, 12:56 AM

It smells like its still open.

Ironic Mustache · 11-15-2011, 01:47 PM

My bathtub suddenly decided to stop draining. Drain-o'd it twice overnight and it's still not working. The plumber has to go through the wall to get to the pipe. What should have been a $5 fix has now become a $650 fix.

Saint DH · 11-15-2011, 01:55 PM

You should have taken a plunger to the drain or used a snake. It's so much more effective than draino and doesn't hurt your pipes. Be careful pouring that shit down your drain, it will corrode your pipes to hell.

Ironic Mustache · 11-15-2011, 03:38 PM

The plumber tried a snake and it didn't do shit.

DDTempest · 11-15-2011, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

You should have taken a plunger to the drain or used a snake. It's so much more effective than draino and doesn't hurt your pipes. Be careful pouring that shit down your drain, it will corrode your pipes to hell.

False. Drano comes in ... PVC containers ... your drain pipes ... drum roll please ... PVC!

Repugnant Abomination · 11-15-2011, 10:21 PM

Dirty Harry, why are you spreading misinformation about the fine product known as Drano?

Saint DH · 11-15-2011, 11:44 PM

Not all plumbing pipes are made of pvc. Especially if you live in an older home as I do, your pipes are likely to be metal unless you've had them replaced (as I had to do as a result of tenants pouring fucking draino down the drain).

Ironic Mustache · 11-16-2011, 12:59 AM

I do live in an older house. I'll post about what the pipes are made of after the plumber cleans mine out.

thekremlin · 11-16-2011, 04:01 AM

Anyone else have a feeling this thread is about to take a turn for the sexy?

DDTempest · 11-16-2011, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

Not all plumbing pipes are made of pvc. Especially if you live in an older home as I do, your pipes are likely to be metal unless you've had them replaced (as I had to do as a result of tenants pouring fucking draino down the drain).

Sorry, I just figured every shithead would replace their cast iron drain pipes with PVC sometimes in THE LAST FIFTY FUCKING YEARS, but that was my mistake as I forgot who and where I was dealing with. For fuck's sake, my drain pipes are PVC and my house was built in 1906 by fucking farmers. But as we are making blanket statements about "DRANO WILL RUIN YOUR PIPES" make sure you include the footnote about *if you have shitty old pipes that probably should have been replaced due to rust anyways.

Saint DH · 11-16-2011, 11:52 AM

They're not cast iron, idiot, they're galvanized steel. I don't think you have a clue as to what you're talking about.

thekremlin · 11-16-2011, 12:07 PM

I live in an old house, built in 1586. The pipes are made of cotton candy.

Idiots.

Mr. Blonde · 11-16-2011, 12:27 PM

Will Drano® Products Harm My Pipes? - Drano® Clog Talk?

Google Search -- Will Drano Harm My Pipes?

Ironic Mustache · 11-16-2011, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDTempest

Sorry, I just figured every shithead would replace their cast iron drain pipes with PVC sometimes in THE LAST FIFTY FUCKING YEARS, but that was my mistake as I forgot who and where I was dealing with. For fuck's sake, my drain pipes are PVC and my house was built in 1906 by fucking farmers. But as we are making blanket statements about "DRANO WILL RUIN YOUR PIPES" make sure you include the footnote about *if you have shitty old pipes that probably should have been replaced due to rust anyways.

I don't know a single person that's ever changed their pipes to PVC.

Mine were metal by the way. The plumber didn't think it was important enough to suggest it.

DJ FC · 11-16-2011, 07:20 PM

You guys still use pipes?

LOL

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-16-2011, 08:04 PM

hayseeds

j money · 11-17-2011, 09:26 PM

I arrived home from work at 2 pm after a fairly shitty day. I planned on starting the coming holiday week right by getting hammered. I open the door to find my grandma and grandpa sitting in my kitchen. Apparently they decided to take a surprise 12 hour road trip from Michigan to Alabama to visit me for my 'birthday weekend'. Had no idea they were coming and now have to switch up the weekend plans which involved going to Atlanta and fucking around. Now I have to entertain them for at least the next 5 days which will definitely involve no alcohol. HappymotherfuckingBirthdaytoMe!

Beebs · 11-17-2011, 09:42 PM

How the fuck did they get into your kitchen?

Mr. Blonde · 11-17-2011, 09:58 PM

Beebs brings up a good point. Extended family are like pigeons on an outdoor patio dude. Sure, it might be fun to watch them scramble over the emotional scraps you throw them, but to them this only means they will be back for more. Also, when you are throwing the scraps, don't throw them your keys, or in any way shape or form make it seem like this sort of behavior is "okay".

I think there is more to the past of this story than you are letting on.

j money · 11-17-2011, 10:07 PM

The misses let them in. They buzzed the door claiming they were ups so she went down to retrieve the package and SURPRISE! Said misses thought it would be funny to surprise me and was sworn to secrecy by my grandma. Luckily I didn't walk in the door cursing the inferior races and insisting on drink and illegal substances immediately like most days.

10-10-2011, 09:31 PM	#701 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	I find that very hard to believe mister!
	#YOLO

10-28-2011, 10:29 AM	#703 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Go through your foot? Tetanus shot updated?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-15-2011, 01:47 PM	#707 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	My bathtub suddenly decided to stop draining. Drain-o'd it twice overnight and it's still not working. The plumber has to go through the wall to get to the pipe. What should have been a $5 fix has now become a $650 fix.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-15-2011, 03:38 PM	#709 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	The plumber tried a snake and it didn't do shit.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-16-2011, 12:59 AM	#713 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I do live in an older house. I'll post about what the pipes are made of after the plumber cleans mine out.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-28-2011, 04:10 AM	#702 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	I stepped on a huge rusty nail at work today. It sucked.

11-03-2011, 03:27 AM	#704 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	didn't make it through my foot, but was still deep. Got a tetanus update that night as I knew I'd probably need one in the near future and wasn't exactly sure whne my last one was.

11-04-2011, 12:22 AM	#705 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Did they sew up your vagina or is that still wide open? Not sure why I'm being a dick, but it seemed fun.

11-05-2011, 12:56 AM	#706 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	It smells like its still open.

11-15-2011, 01:55 PM	#708 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	You should have taken a plunger to the drain or used a snake. It's so much more effective than draino and doesn't hurt your pipes. Be careful pouring that shit down your drain, it will corrode your pipes to hell.

11-15-2011, 10:21 PM	#711 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Dirty Harry, why are you spreading misinformation about the fine product known as Drano?

11-15-2011, 11:44 PM	#712 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	Not all plumbing pipes are made of pvc. Especially if you live in an older home as I do, your pipes are likely to be metal unless you've had them replaced (as I had to do as a result of tenants pouring fucking draino down the drain).

11-16-2011, 11:52 AM	#716 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	They're not cast iron, idiot, they're galvanized steel. I don't think you have a clue as to what you're talking about.

11-16-2011, 12:27 PM	#718 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Will Drano® Products Harm My Pipes? - Drano® Clog Talk? Google Search -- Will Drano Harm My Pipes?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-16-2011, 07:20 PM	#720 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	You guys still use pipes? LOL
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

11-16-2011, 08:04 PM	#721 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	hayseeds
	#YOLO

11-17-2011, 09:26 PM	#722 (permalink)
j money Long Live Dixie Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 166 Internets: 35125	I arrived home from work at 2 pm after a fairly shitty day. I planned on starting the coming holiday week right by getting hammered. I open the door to find my grandma and grandpa sitting in my kitchen. Apparently they decided to take a surprise 12 hour road trip from Michigan to Alabama to visit me for my 'birthday weekend'. Had no idea they were coming and now have to switch up the weekend plans which involved going to Atlanta and fucking around. Now I have to entertain them for at least the next 5 days which will definitely involve no alcohol. HappymotherfuckingBirthdaytoMe!

11-17-2011, 09:42 PM	#723 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	How the fuck did they get into your kitchen?

11-17-2011, 09:58 PM	#724 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Beebs brings up a good point. Extended family are like pigeons on an outdoor patio dude. Sure, it might be fun to watch them scramble over the emotional scraps you throw them, but to them this only means they will be back for more. Also, when you are throwing the scraps, don't throw them your keys, or in any way shape or form make it seem like this sort of behavior is "okay". I think there is more to the past of this story than you are letting on.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-17-2011, 10:07 PM	#725 (permalink)
j money Long Live Dixie Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 166 Internets: 35125	The misses let them in. They buzzed the door claiming they were ups so she went down to retrieve the package and SURPRISE! Said misses thought it would be funny to surprise me and was sworn to secrecy by my grandma. Luckily I didn't walk in the door cursing the inferior races and insisting on drink and illegal substances immediately like most days.