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Unread 12-12-2008, 07:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Its nights like tonight that remind me why I quit online poker years ago.

3 tournaments 4th, 5th and 6th.

Tournament where I took 4th KQ loses to KJ due to maniac drawing out on KJ with a J. I made an unbelieveable call to even call him with a KQ, he was just that crazy.


Tournament 5th have AQ on the button, Two of us end up going in, flop comes A Q 9. I push dude calls with KQ to draw J 10

Recent Tournament I raise big 55 (stupid play but irrelevant). Flop comes A 2 4 I decide to push... overwhelming chip leader calls with K 9 (questionable but has enough chips to justify action I guess since he was pot committed). Two spades on bored and sure enough the next two cards come 7 5 spades. Guy has K of spades.

Only one of these tournaments did I draw out on somebody else and that was the first one when it wasn't such an enormous draw out (65/35)

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Unread 12-12-2008, 11:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
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poker is gay i hate it

that poker movie with matt dameaon sucks, LOL at the seen where he walks in on his bosses game and knows all their exact cards

in high school my friends used to watch that move all the time

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Everytime I sit down at the table, I remember this quote and look around. It's a shame I have never found the sucker at any of those tables!!

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I feel u BDH, but at the same time i deserve it, i treat everyone at the table as though they have spaghetti brains

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What changed it all for me was when I started playing for first and nothing else. Granted, you'll bust twice as often, but you'll win a much high percentage of the time you cash which is where all the money is anyway. It's done wonders for me.
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Felix, do you ever play heads up games???

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I'll play short-handed games live if they need to get a game started. Most players are VERY uncomfortable playing these and make quite a few mistakes and once the table is full, I'll get up. I greatly prefer heads-up, too.
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Sounds like a man who thinks he needs to work for a living.
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Hey are you making $1,000?

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LOL I picture him all strung out typing that on some shitty bootleg laptop in the back of a friend of a friend's crackhouse/apartment. I'd bet money I'm not that far off. Oh and to clarify, I'm talking about real money, not potential money.

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Unread 12-24-2008, 07:00 AM   #15 (permalink)
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busting on the bubble is the absolute worst thing on the planet. Also when its the nuts VS the second nuts to the only person that has you covered at the table.
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I got put out with a straight flush the other day. A straight flush.

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Nothing like flopping the wrong side of boat over boat when battling for the tourney chiplead coming down to the money.
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OooOOooh look at me I'm good at poker and thus don't need to whine. ELITEST!

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This. Listening to people cry about their bad beats in poker is right up there with fucking nerds talking about their D&D characters.
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This. Listening to people cry about their bad beats in poker is right up there with fucking nerds talking about their D&D characters.


I personally equate it to bitching about getting STDs when you regularly rawdog it with prostitutes.

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I lost $0 tonight gambling.

I did lose $9.47, in the form of 18 Miller High Life beers....

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