A Polish girl is hitch-hiking, when a truck driver finally stops and picks her up. She immediately notices a huge radio mounted on the dashboard and asks,"What the hell is that thing?"
The trucker answers, "That there's the most powerful fuckin' CB radio ever made. You can talk to damn near anybody in the fuckin' world on that thing!"
"Anybody in the world?!" she replies, "I'd do anything if I could talk to my mom back in Warsaw right now!"
Realizing she's taking him personally, his eyes light up. "You'd do anything? I'll bet you and I can work something out!" He then unzips his pants, takes out his huge dick and points at it with a sheepish grin.
The Polish girl pauses for a second, then shrugs her shoulders and thinks" what the hell." She then leans over with her mouth close to his dick and yells "HELLO, MOM?"
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