Q: What kind of file do you use to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A: A pedophile.
Q: What's the hardest part about fucking children?
A: Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Q: What's black and blue and doesn't seem to like sex too much?
A: The little boy in the trunk of my car.
I'm a big fan of tasteless humor.
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