A man is in a bar and wants another beer but is broke. So he asks the bartender what can i do for another beer. And the tender says you have to know out my biggest bouncer, pull the tooth out of my rotwieler that is in the basement and is starving, and make sweet pasionate love to that old lady over there. So the drunk picks up an empty bodle and throws it at the bouncer. Smack, the bodle knocks him out. Then he goes downstairs and is down there for a good half hour. You can here the dog barking and the man yelling and stuff breaking the whole time. Then the man comes upstairs all bloody and cloths torn. Then he asks now where is that old lady that I have to pull the tooth out of?
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