Jay and Silent Bob
Jay: "What if one night me and lunchbox are out macking some chick and she's like 'Ooh I'm gonna suck yous guys dicks off. Whats yous guys names?' I'm like, Jay and Silent Bob, recognize. And she's like, 'oh, I read on the internet that you guys are little fucking jerkoffs.' And then she goes and sucks two other guys's dicks off. Well fuck that!"
-and another one just came to me.
Holdin McNeel: "Well look at these two marose motherfuckers here. Smells like someone just shit in their cereal. BUNG!"
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