Fruitacious- good work on creating this thread. I feel its about time this was discussed.
Although I agree with Fruit's point of view, I think he missed a few things. So, I will take the liberty of pointing out 4 more reasons why Warsaw Football can suck a big floppy donkey dick.
1. Warsaw football has broken more backs than all the falling anvils in the world. What I mean by this, is that the football workouts are counter-productive. They actually hurt the players, especially their backs. I have been lifting for 3 years now and everything I've learned in those 3 years goes COMPLETELY against the football workouts. Yes, I am claiming to know more than the DUMBASSES who are in charge of designing the football lifting program. I guarantee that I can bench press as much as ANY football player on the team, and I've ran cross country for the past 4 years. But, in case you still don't believe me, why not go ask any of the numerous people who have had back problems due to the football lifting sessions. Yes, I do have names.
2. We don't have any good players for this upcoming year. There is no way in hell that Balestri will be able to carry the team by himself. I mean, who is there to even block for him? We lost all our great players two years ago. Hell, even the loss of players like Smith and Engler will hurt the team. In short, there will be hardly any talent present on the field next year.
3. The games cost $4 to get into. What the hell?
4. For every cool football player, there are two deutsche bags that play. Perhaps this could be said about other sports, but it seems as if a great deal of football players have a superiority complex. It pains me to say this, because by doing so, it makes me look like a whiny nerd who hates football because he is jealous. But, I think there are many people who would back me up on this one.
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