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Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
The best way to go about abusing your significant other is to make it look like an "accident."
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Yeah, I can vouch for this technique. It doesn't sound like much, but one evening I hit my girlfriend square in the head with the remote control 3 or 4 times. Each time I simply apologized and said it was an accident and she completely believed me. I mean, how the fuck do you accidentally throw a remote control at someone's head? Who knows. Girls can quite gullible. Use this to your advantage.