Fucking god damnit. If I had known about all the problems with this fucking house before I signed the lease... I would have still signed it. But I would have known what I was in for. For the first 3 days that I lived here after moving in, the owners made an appearance on each of those 3 days. They were "fixing" some shit in or around the house. To make matters worse, the owners are an old couple. Cathy and Joe. Cathy is a dumb Peruvian bitch who speaks english but has trouble making any fucking sense. Joe is just an old crazy gringo. I call him old man river because he always fucking talks. And about shit no one could possibly care about.
As for the issues with the house there are really 3 issues. The garage, the windows and the plumbing. A plumber has been here 2 times and will return for a 3rd visit at a yet undetermined time. All the windows are being replaced, but the big bay window in front wont be finished until sometime after labor day. It wouldnt be so bad had they figured out the new window was 10 inches too big before they tore out the old one. Now we have ply wood covering the hole. The garage... The owners said they were going to clear out the garage shortly after we moved in. It has been about 4 weeks. No garage cleaning activity has taken place. The only good thing about all this shit is that I don't have to pay for any of it.
I want Joe and Cathy to stay the fuck out. I want the windows finished. I want the god damned garage god damnit.
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