"Incase you haven't look outside lately, it's really foggy. And because of this, we have a fog advisory. That is NBC33's Story of the Day"
*cue spiffy music*
*pan to captain dumbass telling us what anyone who looks outside can clearly see*
"And in other news, 5 terrorist Arabs have escaped from immigration and are loose in the United States..."
What the fuck...? It's foggy outside...let's make it the Top Story. In other minor news, there are 5 raging bloodthirsty Arabs who want nothing more than to slice your throat running loose in the United States because of fautly immigration restraints... Does anyone else see a little bit of a problem with this? If you don't have enough news to make a "NBC33 Top Story" or whatever the fuck it's called, then don't have one. What's next?
"A man recently entered the NBC33 studios and request to use the bathroom facilities. Francis Koe is live on the scene with NBC33's Top Story!"
Fuck NBC33's top story and, if you support it, fuck you too.
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