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Mister Bater · 01-20-2003, 11:04 PM

I would have responded to Anky's bash earlier but I had a little trouble finding the site. It's all good, though.
Wow, Anky, your bash showed me that it is possible for a Mexican to have balls in places other than their mouths. It's about time you and all of the other pieces of Mother Teresa's decaying, wrinkled, putrid pussy started showing a little backbone. After all, you guys do have strong backs. Just look at any landscaper. Anyway, enough with the compliments. I'm about to commit a hate crime on you, just like what happened to your little boyfriend Matthew Shepard. Comprende, ese?
First off, you mentioned my dick being the cause of the shitty smell that was floating around. Yeah, you're right there, Anky. My dick was covered in shit. It's cause I just pulled out of your mom. The bitch just can't seem to wipe. I would've rammed it home up her clit but there was a minor problem. That bean-eating slut is so stretched out it's like dropping a toothpick in the Grand Canyon. You should take a look next time you see here. But, wait! I forgot! You don't know where she is!I did, at least until I Abe Lincolned the dirty slut (shaved off her pubes and glued them to her face with jizz). After that, I had to pull the John Wilkes Booth and cap her in the head. Sorry, Anky, but mommy's gone for good. Guess all you're left with is her busted hymen your Dad saved in an empty jar of queso (for the uninformed, the hymen is the "safety seal" that is attached to the pussy thta lets you know if she's fresh...sort of like those bottle tops that pop when you open them).
I find it funny how you claim I'm bitching. Not haha funny, but funny in the way that people, I'm sorry, animals like you can't afford homes, can't get real jobs, and are always missing at least one parent. In case you hadn't noticed, this is the RANTS FORUM. Rants. By definition, a rant involves complaining or "bitching" about the idiocy of others. In this case, my problem was with the people that go onto message boards to bitch about how gay a site is when they are on the site. Criticism has it's place, but shouldn't it be used in the rants forum, like the way I did it? So how am I supposed to rant on a topic without bitching? While I made 2 minor typing errors due to the speed at which I type, YOU displayed YOUR ignorance towards understanding OUR language. No estamos hablando espanol, you Princess Diana's rotting corpse eating douchebag. Check out a thesaurus next time. They come in English AND Spanish.
Hm, hordes. What else travels in large groups like hordes? Oh, I know! Flies, ants, and those little bugs that crawl all over shit. Could this mean that Mexicans are none other than an evolved form of the shitcrawling creatures we witness outside? Just a theory, but it would explain a lot. Don't worry, I pick plenty off by dragging them from the back of my car like that son of a bitch James Byrd. It would all be much easier if the government would just build a moat between here and Mexico and fill it with sharks. I can only pray for that day.
Yes, there is crack in Cali. People like me (white people) can afford it. People like you (Mexicans) can't and are forced to produce children just so they can have food. In this instance, we have a simple mathematical equation to explain how the Mexicans have been able to survive: Abortion=Dinner. You probably don't understand that, though, seeing as how you showed no mathematical comprehension whatsoever. You bashed me for saying a 63rd trimester abortion when there are only 3 trimesters in an abortion. Think with your lint-sized brain for a second Grandma-fucker. If a woman was to kill her child this late in life it would no longer be a 3rd trimester abortion since they are out of the womb. It would be the child's age times the number 3. I threw out 63 because I had no idea how old you are.
Finally, your response to my words of advice. The word to focus on here is TRUST. Again with misunderstanding things, Anky. I'm not saying you shouldn't fuck women, as every man should feel the inside of the clit. Hell, even jizz-soaked pieces of shit like you that dangle off of the asshair of Elton John should experience a woman once, even if it is from rape (try GHB). I'm just saying you shouldn't trust the ho cause they are always two-faced bitches. Fuck 'em all you want, just leave them after that. And for my final note, Anky, God hates fags. I'll be laughing at you from heaven as you burn in hell like the beansoaked Mexi-Kike that you are. Amen.

01-20-2003, 11:04 PM	#22 (permalink)
Mister Bater Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 73 Internets: 10	I would have responded to Anky's bash earlier but I had a little trouble finding the site. It's all good, though. Wow, Anky, your bash showed me that it is possible for a Mexican to have balls in places other than their mouths. It's about time you and all of the other pieces of Mother Teresa's decaying, wrinkled, putrid pussy started showing a little backbone. After all, you guys do have strong backs. Just look at any landscaper. Anyway, enough with the compliments. I'm about to commit a hate crime on you, just like what happened to your little boyfriend Matthew Shepard. Comprende, ese? First off, you mentioned my dick being the cause of the shitty smell that was floating around. Yeah, you're right there, Anky. My dick was covered in shit. It's cause I just pulled out of your mom. The bitch just can't seem to wipe. I would've rammed it home up her clit but there was a minor problem. That bean-eating slut is so stretched out it's like dropping a toothpick in the Grand Canyon. You should take a look next time you see here. But, wait! I forgot! You don't know where she is!I did, at least until I Abe Lincolned the dirty slut (shaved off her pubes and glued them to her face with jizz). After that, I had to pull the John Wilkes Booth and cap her in the head. Sorry, Anky, but mommy's gone for good. Guess all you're left with is her busted hymen your Dad saved in an empty jar of queso (for the uninformed, the hymen is the "safety seal" that is attached to the pussy thta lets you know if she's fresh...sort of like those bottle tops that pop when you open them). I find it funny how you claim I'm bitching. Not haha funny, but funny in the way that people, I'm sorry, animals like you can't afford homes, can't get real jobs, and are always missing at least one parent. In case you hadn't noticed, this is the RANTS FORUM. Rants. By definition, a rant involves complaining or "bitching" about the idiocy of others. In this case, my problem was with the people that go onto message boards to bitch about how gay a site is when they are on the site. Criticism has it's place, but shouldn't it be used in the rants forum, like the way I did it? So how am I supposed to rant on a topic without bitching? While I made 2 minor typing errors due to the speed at which I type, YOU displayed YOUR ignorance towards understanding OUR language. No estamos hablando espanol, you Princess Diana's rotting corpse eating douchebag. Check out a thesaurus next time. They come in English AND Spanish. Hm, hordes. What else travels in large groups like hordes? Oh, I know! Flies, ants, and those little bugs that crawl all over shit. Could this mean that Mexicans are none other than an evolved form of the shitcrawling creatures we witness outside? Just a theory, but it would explain a lot. Don't worry, I pick plenty off by dragging them from the back of my car like that son of a bitch James Byrd. It would all be much easier if the government would just build a moat between here and Mexico and fill it with sharks. I can only pray for that day. Yes, there is crack in Cali. People like me (white people) can afford it. People like you (Mexicans) can't and are forced to produce children just so they can have food. In this instance, we have a simple mathematical equation to explain how the Mexicans have been able to survive: Abortion=Dinner. You probably don't understand that, though, seeing as how you showed no mathematical comprehension whatsoever. You bashed me for saying a 63rd trimester abortion when there are only 3 trimesters in an abortion. Think with your lint-sized brain for a second Grandma-fucker. If a woman was to kill her child this late in life it would no longer be a 3rd trimester abortion since they are out of the womb. It would be the child's age times the number 3. I threw out 63 because I had no idea how old you are. Finally, your response to my words of advice. The word to focus on here is TRUST. Again with misunderstanding things, Anky. I'm not saying you shouldn't fuck women, as every man should feel the inside of the clit. Hell, even jizz-soaked pieces of shit like you that dangle off of the asshair of Elton John should experience a woman once, even if it is from rape (try GHB). I'm just saying you shouldn't trust the ho cause they are always two-faced bitches. Fuck 'em all you want, just leave them after that. And for my final note, Anky, God hates fags. I'll be laughing at you from heaven as you burn in hell like the beansoaked Mexi-Kike that you are. Amen.